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  • Harold Law
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Dec 2007
    • 136

    #1

    Trannies and victims of unfortunate accidents are damned

    Deuteronomy 23:1
    He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.


    Reading through the Glorious Word of God this morning I came across this beautifully written bit of scripture. Obviously God has a reason for such a law, any man whose testiculars are removed is obviously going to immediately turn into a homer. Give this to the GSA and ACLU Commie Pigs. Trying to spread their liberal nonsense and tell people its "Ok" to change sex. Honestly the entire idea sickens me.

    Let's face it, the Lord wants godly men with strong, virile nether regions purposefully created to spread the seed of the children of the Lord.

    I think it goes without say that any unfortunate deformed "possessed by demons" children or babies will more than likely not make it to the Glorious Kingdom of God. So ladies, when you give your husband the pleasure of giving him a son - "daughters are discouraged", remember this ladies - make sure to check his lower regions, if that tallywhacker's missin, no Lord will they be kissin'.

    God Bless, Harold Law
    Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 01-01-2010, 02:27 AM. Reason: Typo corrected
    Ephesians 5:22-24
    22*Wives, submit yourselves to your own husbands as you do to the Lord. 23*For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, his body, of which he is the Savior. 24*Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything.
  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22880

    #2
    Re: Trannies and victims of unfortunate accidents are damned

    A timely warning Brother Harold; I well recall the winter of ’79 and the construction of the Chapel of Eternal Rest. A dump truck had fallen in a hole; a bulldozer was chained to it to pull it out. Pastor Vengeance Trimble stood between the two and waved to the bulldozer driver. The chain, which he straddled with his legs akimbo, tightened instantly and Pastor Trimble left the congregation forever clutching his crotch.

    Eye-watering, simply eye-watering… but just.
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    • Rev. Jim Osborne
      True Christian™ Televangelist
      Director of Fundraising and Tithing
      On the Look Out for Wife #6!
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2009
      • 8622

      #3
      Re: Trannies and victims of unfortunate accidents are damned

      Indeed, transsexuals (aka "trannies", aka "shemales") are damned to Hell. But what makes them so terrible is they can drag godly heterosexual men to Hell along with them! Read my dire warnings about the shemale menace.

      These are personal demons I have had to wrestle with in my private life and I use my life story as a wake-up call for anyone who is tempted by these Satanic creatures.

      Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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      • Bob4God
        Moderator
        Arms Dealer for CHRIST
        Hands folded for Jesus
         
        • Apr 2008
        • 5274

        #4
        Re: Trannies and victims of unfortunate accidents are damned

        It's a good thing GOD intelligently designed sperm to flourish at temperatures slightly lower than that of the internal human body, so that He could intelligently suspend mammalian testes in the most vulnerable position available. Also a good thing that He packed them with thousands of nerve endings so that they over-react to the slightest bumps and knocks, even during intercourse. (As a reminder that only very slow and silent missionary-style married Christian sex is acceptable.)

        This way, GOD can send various forms of grievous bodily harm to those who He deems unworthy of membership in His Elite Congregation, and provide them a sneak peak of the pain they have caused Him by their rebellion!

        In this modern age of excessive evidence for Intelligent Design (The Genesis account of Creation), how could anybody say that we are "evolving" and still bear to this day inherited imperfections and inefficiencies of our ancestors that would never have existed in a well-thought-out design by the Master of All Creation?

        Evolution is so old-fashioned! Get with the 21st Century, Darwinists!
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        • Pyramus
          • Jan 2010
          • 1

          #5
          Re: Trannies and victims of unfortunate accidents are damned

          Transsexual womens' "privy members" don't get cut off - tissue is carefully sliced apart and rearranged inside the body to form the correct genitalia. So, really, your ridiculous blabbering is incorrect.

          I think you all need to do a squick of research before you try and beat something down. Though it does seem as if you're all too afraid (or in denial, just as well) to learn anything about different walks of life. It's sad, really. For you, I mean - for everyone else it's only a mixture of pity and hilarity.

          Good day to you, sirs and madams and non-binaries.
          (Oh, but I don't expect you to understand that bit, since you refuse to learn, and all.)

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          • Marshall
            Righteous and Patriotic
            Highest body count at the VFW
            True Christian™
            • Oct 2006
            • 3322

            #6
            Re: Trannies and victims of unfortunate accidents are damned

            Sounds like you're very informed on how turboqueers go the extra mile. Maybe you should go fag enable elsewhere.
            God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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            • Samuel Coleridge
              Unsaved trash
              • Nov 2009
              • 615

              #7
              Re: Trannies and victims of unfortunate accidents are damned

              Originally posted by Pyramus View Post
              Transsexual womens' "privy members" don't get cut off - tissue is carefully sliced apart and rearranged inside the body to form the correct genitalia. So, really, your ridiculous blabbering is incorrect.

              I think you all need to do a squick of research before you try and beat something down. Though it does seem as if you're all too afraid (or in denial, just as well) to learn anything about different walks of life. It's sad, really. For you, I mean - for everyone else it's only a mixture of pity and hilarity.

              Good day to you, sirs and madams and non-binaries.
              (Oh, but I don't expect you to understand that bit, since you refuse to learn, and all.)
              Are you pre-op or post-op?
              Proverbs 25:21-22 If thine enemy be hungry, give him bread to eat; and if he be thirsty, give him water to drink:
              For thou shalt heap coals of fire upon his head, and the LORD shall reward thee.

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              • Aristotle
                On the straight and narrow path to Heaven.
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2009
                • 470

                #8
                Re: Trannies and victims of unfortunate accidents are damned

                Originally posted by Pyramus View Post
                Transsexual womens' "privy members" don't get cut off - tissue is carefully sliced apart and rearranged inside the body to form the correct genitalia. So, really, your ridiculous blabbering is incorrect.

                I think you all need to do a squick of research before you try and beat something down. Though it does seem as if you're all too afraid (or in denial, just as well) to learn anything about different walks of life. It's sad, really. For you, I mean - for everyone else it's only a mixture of pity and hilarity.

                Good day to you, sirs and madams and non-binaries.
                (Oh, but I don't expect you to understand that bit, since you refuse to learn, and all.)
                So you disagree with the WORD of the LORD (KJV)?

                Deuteronomy 23:1
                He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

                Do you think they can cut away a man's testicles and re-arrange things without wounding him? How would you like it if your son brought home his fiancee, named George?

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                • James Hutchins
                  True Christian™
                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                   
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 29453

                  #9
                  Re: Trannies and victims of unfortunate accidents are damned

                  Originally posted by Pyramus View Post
                  Transsexual womens' "privy members" don't get cut off - tissue is carefully sliced apart and rearranged inside the body to form the correct genitalia. So, really, your ridiculous blabbering is incorrect.

                  I think you all need to do a squick of research before you try and beat something down. Though it does seem as if you're all too afraid (or in denial, just as well) to learn anything about different walks of life. It's sad, really. For you, I mean - for everyone else it's only a mixture of pity and hilarity.

                  Good day to you, sirs and madams and non-binaries.
                  (Oh, but I don't expect you to understand that bit, since you refuse to learn, and all.)
                  So what you are saying is if I take a pig, dice and slice it up, cook the ham, make the bacon, it is still a pig?
                  If I pee in my toilet, it goes into my septic system, flows in to the ground, works its' way to my well and you drink the 'water', does that make you a towel head?
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • Harold Law
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Dec 2007
                    • 136

                    #10
                    Re: Trannies and victims of unfortunate accidents are damned

                    Originally posted by Pyramus View Post
                    Transsexual womens' "privy members" don't get cut off - tissue is carefully sliced apart and rearranged inside the body to form the correct genitalia. So, really, your ridiculous blabbering is incorrect.

                    I think you all need to do a squick of research before you try and beat something down. Though it does seem as if you're all too afraid (or in denial, just as well) to learn anything about different walks of life. It's sad, really. For you, I mean - for everyone else it's only a mixture of pity and hilarity.

                    Good day to you, sirs and madams and non-binaries.
                    (Oh, but I don't expect you to understand that bit, since you refuse to learn, and all.)
                    Um, well you see son. Being a True Christian and all I really don't have time to listen to your whining and complaining. At the end of the day I get to watch you roast in the lake of fire for eternity while sipping on a nice cold beer with Jesus.
                    Ephesians 5:22-24
                    22*Wives, submit yourselves to your own husbands as you do to the Lord. 23*For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, his body, of which he is the Savior. 24*Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything.

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                    • eliot mayfield
                      God Squad
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 9324

                      #11
                      Re: Trannies and victims of unfortunate accidents are damned

                      I was doing research for another thread, but do you know the name of the first doctor to perform this "operation" is
                      Christian Hamburger?
                      It's an abomination unto the Lord.
                      Matthew:
                      5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                      5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                      10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                      10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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