Aircraft Drones & End of Don'tAsk/Don'tTell

[Johny Joe Hold]

I just returned from a meeting of the U. S. Conference of Mayors in Washington, DC. I was invited to join an exclusive briefing by some Generals. I was among a small group of Mayors who had ordered the closing of Military Recriuting Centers in our respective cities.

The Generals said the new aircraft drones, unmanned fighter airplanes, are the causing of the repeal of Don't Ask Don't Tell. This is because the drones have made foxholes obsolete, and nights spent in foxholes were where the problems with sodomite soldiers came up.

Now, why they thought telling me this would cause me to end my opposition to military recruiting in Freehold is beyond me. What I did instead was tell my friend, Senator Grassly, to keep Don't Ask Don't Tell. And, the Recruiting Centers are still closed in Freehold.
Johny Joe Hold, Mayor of Freehold

[HTannor]

Re: Aircraft Drones & End of Don'tAsk/Don'tTell

Dear Mayor:

It's good you could get away for the meeting.

I hope you got to ride in one of the newer Gulfstreams in our fleet to Washington. Last week I was sent to Honolulu on a Fag-Finding Mission for Christ. I was assigned to fly in "Old Number 15" (a 2006 model) and found the leather seats to be looking a bit worn and the toilet paper dispenser would only give me one square at a time.

But that's neither here nor there.


My reason for this note is that it seems rather odd that all of a sudden we have a number of Pentagon Brass proclaiming their support for dumping the anti-queer policy.

As for the briefing, I fear that the Generals you met may be trying to confuse you with two different issues.

The object of the drone program is to kill all the towel heads in a given area - say, about the size of a wedding party or a grade school playground.

Don't Ask, Don't Tell is designed to keep the queers at bay and out of our Godly Armed Services.

Saying that the drones negate the need for foxholes just doesn't add up. And here I'm talking about the drones making holes behind enemy lines. Since only the CIA is operating behind their lines, our soldiers are on our side of the line and still need foxholes dug by their own two hands - well, four hands, since foxholes are usually shared. And we don't want some lustful queer attacking the straight soldier in the same hole, do we?

Did you look those Generals over carefully? A limp wrist can be kind of hard to spot, but a "battle ribbon" in rainbow colors should stand out pretty well. Did any of them kind of brush by you a little too closely and then quickly apologize? Clear signals that the general staff has been infiltrated by nancyboys wanting to keep their cushy lifestyle.

Did you discuss this with your fellow mayors in the limousine while heading back to the private LBC landing and departure zone at Ronald Reagan Airport?

[Ofc. Don W. Richards]

Re: Aircraft Drones & End of Don'tAsk/Don'tTell

Well that doesn't make a lick of sense. As soon as Don't Ask, Don't Tell is repealed, queers will start advancing through the ranks of the military, until they are the ones operating the spy drones. Then guess what the will do with those drones.

They will fly them over True Christian neighborhoods looking for little boys. Soon the lack of recon coming from the Middle East will create critical holes in our military intelligence, and the enemy will gain the upperhand, and within two or three years we will have lost the war and America will be occupied by Muslims.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Aircraft Drones & End of Don'tAsk/Don'tTell

Well that doesn't make a lick of sense. As soon as Don't Ask, Don't Tell is repealed, queers will start advancing through the ranks of the military, until they are the ones operating the spy drones. Then guess what the will do with those drones.

They will fly them over True Christian neighborhoods looking for little boys. Soon the lack of recon coming from the Middle East will create critical holes in our military intelligence, and the enemy will gain the upperhand, and within two or three years we will have lost the war and America will be occupied by Muslims.

I agree. Never, ever underestimate the depravity of gays. I personally think that they will use the drones for the enemy and leak them intel. Gays hate America. They want to destroy the traditional society fabric. This is why we cannot have gays in the military. They will do anything in their power to destroy America.