Vote Palin, The ONLY Guaranteed Witch-Free Candidate!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Do you want a Nation governed by Satan through his servants and Handmaidens in the White House? Do you want a land where your cows go dry or your flocks are barren? Do you want covens of evil women plotting against God and all that is Holy?

NO!

Therefore vote Palin and assure America is presidentially certified witch free!

ANCHORAGE, Alaska — A video on her hometown church Web site shows Sarah Palin being blessed three years ago by a Kenyan pastor who prayed for her protection from "witchcraft" as she prepared to seek higher office.

The video, which made the rounds Wednesday on the Internet, shows Palin standing before Bishop Thomas Muthee in the pulpit of the Wasilla Assembly of God church, holding her hands open as he asked Jesus Christ to keep her safe from "every form of witchcraft."

"Come on, talk to God about this woman. We declare, save her from Satan," Muthee said as two attendants placed their hands on Palin's shoulders. "Make her way my God. Bring finances her way even for the campaign in the name of Jesus. ... Use her to turn this nation the other way around."

The date of the sermon listed on the church Web site is Oct. 16, 2005. Palin formally announced her gubernatorial bid two days later and was elected the next year.

[…]On a visit to the church in June 2008, Palin spoke fondly of the Kenyan pastor and told a group of young missionaries that Muthee's prayers had helped her to become governor.

"Pastor Muthee was here and he was praying over me, and you know how he speaks and he's so bold," she said. "And he was praying 'Lord make a way, Lord make a way' ... He said, 'Lord make a way and let her do this next step.' And that's exactly what happened."

These jigs take witchcraft seriously, as the bible says they should,

When her father died, Utitofong was blamed for having caused his death by witchcraft. Her mother spent more than four months' wages on exorcisms, fearing that her daughter would be killed by hostile villagers. But when the money ran out and a pastor proclaimed her a lost cause, Utitofong had to leave home for ever.

Is just one report amongst many.

These Darkies are primitive people but they can sometimes be an example to us all.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Vote Palin, The ONLY Guaranteed Witch-Free Candidate!

Do you want a Nation governed by Satan through his servants and Handmaidens in the White House? Do you want a land where your cows go dry or your flocks are barren? Do you want covens of evil women plotting against God and all that is Holy?

NO!

God bless you, Brother Ezekiel, for bring to all of us the good news that Sister Palin is witch free.

I wish our current cast of political characters had undergone a cleansing before they took office. Maybe we would have a little reflection of Godliness in what they do.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Vote Palin, The ONLY Guaranteed Witch-Free Candidate!

Everyone should notice the dog that isn't barking here and ask yourself why hasn't B. HUSSIEN Obama rejected baby eating witches? And you know who else didn't reject witchcraft?

Adolph Hitler!

The left-wing socialist jihadists who are plotting to exterminate undesirables using witchcraft under the pretext of providing universal health care, just like Hitler did.

Liberalism is just an endlessly repeating cycle and only Sarah Palin can save us from it.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: Vote Palin, The ONLY Guaranteed Witch-Free Candidate!

This is an important advance in the treatment of witchism. Before, the purification of His Holy Flame was the only sure method. Perhaps we could sneak Bishop Muthee into a Wicca convention, and he could de-witch-ify them all at once before they even knew what hit them ??

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Vote Palin, The ONLY Guaranteed Witch-Free Candidate!

Maybe it's just a little mischief creeping into my brain, but would it be out of line to propose that Hillary undergo a Witch-Free ceremony as well?

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Vote Palin, The ONLY Guaranteed Witch-Free Candidate!

I am an admirer of Mrs. Palin because of her firm support for abstinence education, and the fact that she wrote checks to all the citizens of Alaska from the oil revenues she heroically produced. Why won't Barack Insane Obummer write me a check besides my Social Security disability, my farm subsidy, and Medicare? I'll tell you why-- because he's too busy writing checks to illegal aliens and welfare queens!!!

It is sad how lazy and greedy the Democrats have made America....

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Vote Palin, The ONLY Guaranteed Witch-Free Candidate!

I am an admirer of Mrs. Palin because of her firm support for abstinence education, and the fact that she wrote checks to all the citizens of Alaska from the oil revenues she heroically produced. Why won't Barack Insane Obummer write me a check besides my Social Security disability, my farm subsidy, and Medicare? I'll tell you why-- because he's too busy writing checks to illegal aliens and welfare queens!!!

It is sad how lazy and greedy the Democrats have made America....

QUOTED FOR THE TRUTH!

Obama just wants to privatize Social Security and Medicare so he can continue rewarding failure. Everywhere you look in this "Obamanation" you see honest, hard working Americans being robbed to pay off some loser who is out of work because his entire industry was off shored (bohoo) while at the same time trucking bus loads of illegal aliens into this country to pick lettuce. I'll tell you what, maybe if we stop with the Mexicans, who have no business in this country in the first place, and cut it out with the welfare maybe Mr I-am-off-shored can get a job picking lettuce or selling oranges on street corners.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: Vote Palin, The ONLY Guaranteed Witch-Free Candidate!

Maybe it's just a little mischief creeping into my brain, but would it be out of line to propose that Hillary undergo a Witch-Free ceremony as well?

I think Hillary would catch on fire or melt into a disgusting lumpy fleshy pile of sinew and goo if Baptized.


Still, it's worth a try . . . . .