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  • Billy Ram
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Jan 2009
    • 220

    #31
    Re: How to BURN 1.5 BILLION Korans in 20 Minutes

    Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
    According to the Koran and the Hadith Obama is a mooselimb because he was born of a mooselimb father. As a self-proclaimed follower of Ishaam you should know this.

    I sense the Iron Fist of Jesus is raising His righteous arm ready to wield the ban hammer.
    Obama renounced Islam.

    If you are not a Muslim you become a American/Christian/Infidel by default.

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    • Titus Templeton
      Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
      Jesus macht frei
      True Christian™
      • Aug 2010
      • 5912

      #32
      Re: How to BURN 1.5 BILLION Korans in 20 Minutes

      Originally posted by Billy Ram View Post
      Allah is an Arabic word for God.
      Please keep in mind that the language we use here is english and not muslimish.
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      • James Dewitt
        #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
        • Jan 2010
        • 6267

        #33
        Re: How to BURN 1.5 BILLION Korans in 20 Minutes

        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
        So I guess you should be deported, having renounced citizenship.
        I like the idea of deporting him, send him back to Iraqastan or what ever corner of hell he came from. More and more I like the idea of dropping the big one on them! Just trying to put in an express lane to hell for them.

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        • Billy Ram
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Jan 2009
          • 220

          #34
          Re: How to BURN 1.5 BILLION Korans in 20 Minutes

          Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
          I like the idea of deporting him, send him back to Iraqastan or what ever corner of hell he came from. More and more I like the idea of dropping the big one on them! Just trying to put in an express lane to hell for them.
          Why do you assume I'm an American? I'm a westerner who has found the Truth!

          f-america Praise Allah!

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          • WilliamJenningsBryan
            True Christian™
             
            • Jan 2007
            • 9384

            #35
            Re: How to BURN 1.5 BILLION Korans in 20 Minutes

            Originally posted by Billy Ram View Post
            Obama renounced Islam.

            If you are not a Muslim you become a American/Christian/Infidel by default.
            No, if Obama "renounced" Ishamm that would make him an Apostate mooselimb.

            Originally posted by Billy Ram View Post
            Why do you assume I'm an American? I'm a westerner who has found the Truth!

            f-america Praise Allah!
            You are a troll that is about to get banned.
            Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
            brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
            ...and get off my lawn
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            • Rev. M. Rodimer
              Honorary True Christian™
              Forum Member
              • May 2008
              • 13996

              #36
              Re: How to BURN 1.5 BILLION Korans in 20 Minutes

              Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
              No, if Obama "renounced" Ishamm that would make him an Apostate mooselimb.
              Yet there is no fatwa. He's not a target for radical Muslims. Why? Don't they kill apostates?

              Unless, of course, he's NOT an apostate . . .

              You are a troll that is about to get banned.
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • WilliamJenningsBryan
                True Christian™
                 
                • Jan 2007
                • 9384

                #37
                Re: How to BURN 1.5 BILLION Korans in 20 Minutes

                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                Yet there is no fatwa. He's not a target for radical Muslims. Why? Don't they kill apostates?

                Unless, of course, he's NOT an apostate . . .


                My reading of Sharia indicates that a fatwa is not needed. According to Sharia a mooselimb can not be punished for killing an apostate of Ishamm, but in a more formal and bureaucratic manner the apostate has to be given a chance to re-affirm his faith in Allah before he can be formally put to death. As a practical matter the mooselimbs don't seem to go out of their way except in high profile cases.

                It's similar to getting a troll banned here at Landover, there is just a lot of paperwork to fill out - then you have to see who is on duty to get the proper signatures, a hearing needs to be held to verify the troll is beyond redemption, and if they might be a candidate for rehabilitation in the therapy unit. It's all very time consuming, and meanwhile we have to suffer their presence. I've been for streamlining the process for some time, and possibly turning them over to DHS for placement in a FEMA camp to keep our expenses down in these troubled economic times.
                Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                ...and get off my lawn
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                • Didymus Much
                  Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 14079

                  #38
                  Re: How to BURN 1.5 BILLION Korans in 20 Minutes

                  Originally posted by Billy Ram View Post
                  ...I'm a westerner who has found the Truth!...

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