[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: How to BURN 1.5 BILLION Korans in 20 Minutes

Jesus was a false prophet!

That's not what the Queeran says.

Oh yeah!!! Well you all worship a sun god!!!

P.S. Yer all just 'Catholic Lite' ...

I can see you have been brainwashed. I bet you walked past a mosque and they dragged you in, then spent months depriving you of sleep, feeding you a high-carb diet, and pounding nonsense about "Allah" into your head. But there's hope!

You really should come to Freehold. The people at Landover Baptist University can help you; they have an experimental de-brainwashing process. They call it the "Mind-Cleanse(tm)".

You could be part of a big study, and contribute to the furthering of humanity! Wouldn't that be great?

Past participants have explained that the Mind-Cleanse(tm) left them relaxed, happy, and unworried about this life or the next. Instead, they were finally freed from all worries about this Earth, knowing that all they had to do is vote as their Landover Pastoral Mentor tells them; pray; read the KJV1611 daily; work hard; and tithe.

No longer did Achmed wish to blow himself up! No more did Ayaan feel a need to cover her face with a veil! Jonathan gave up that silly Star of David for a nice cross, and has never been happier!

The Mind-Cleanse(tm) program is an outgrowth of Landover's famed Ex-Negro(tm) program. At Landover Baptist University, trained scientists are reaching out to save you from the Devil. Won't you take their hand, friend?

[Billy Ram]

Re: How to BURN 1.5 BILLION Korans in 20 Minutes

That's not what the Queeran says.

I can see you have been brainwashed. I bet you walked past a mosque and they dragged you in, then spent months depriving you of sleep, feeding you a high-carb diet, and pounding nonsense about "Allah" into your head. But there's hope!

You really should come to Freehold. The people at Landover Baptist University can help you; they have an experimental de-brainwashing process. They call it the "Mind-Cleanse™".

You could be part of a big study, and contribute to the furthering of humanity! Wouldn't that be great?

Past participants have explained that the Mind-Cleanse™ left them relaxed, happy, and unworried about this life or the next. Instead, they were finally freed from all worries about this Earth, knowing that all they had to do is vote as their Landover Pastoral Mentor tells them; pray; read the KJV1611 daily; work hard; and tithe.

No longer did Achmed wish to blow himself up! No more did Ayaan feel a need to cover her face with a veil! Jonathan gave up that silly Star of David for a nice cross, and has never been happier!

The Mind-Cleanse™ program is an outgrowth of Landover's famed Ex-Negro™ program. At Landover Baptist University, trained scientists are reaching out to save you from the Devil. Won't you take their hand, friend?

I'm no fool! Landover is a fraud ... yer not even a real church.

Yer no more real than the Onion!!!

[Titus Templeton]

Re: How to BURN 1.5 BILLION Korans in 20 Minutes

I'm no fool! Landover is a fraud ... yer not even a real church.

Yer no more real than the Onion!!!

The evil shows his ugly face. Christianity will always win, muselim. Your hate willl eat you from inside out.

[Billy Ram]

Re: How to BURN 1.5 BILLION Korans in 20 Minutes

Leave us be you damn mudslime sand nigra!

I ain't no coon!

I'm a White Islamic Existentialist. All holy books (i.e. KJV1611 and the Koran) are from Satan! Allah speaks to us directly and He has told us that His chosen will spend all eternity with dark eyed virgin ladyboys.

But first, America/Christendom must fall!!!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: How to BURN 1.5 BILLION Korans in 20 Minutes

I ain't no coon!

I'm a White Islamic Existentialist. All holy books (i.e. KJV1611 and the Koran) are from Satan! Allah speaks to us directly and He has told us that His chosen will spend all eternity with dark eyed virgin ladyboys.

But first, America/Christendom must fall!!!

You fail at life.

[Billy Ram]

Re: How to BURN 1.5 BILLION Korans in 20 Minutes

You fail at life.

Join us, Jesus Boy.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: How to BURN 1.5 BILLION Korans in 20 Minutes

I ain't no coon!

I'm a White Islamic Existentialist. All holy books (i.e. KJV1611 and the Koran) are from Satan! Allah speaks to us directly and He has told us that His chosen will spend all eternity with dark eyed virgin ladyboys.

But first, America/Christendom must fall!!!

So does that mean you SUPPORT burning Korans?

There may be hope for you yet, despite your obvious pedophilic tendencies (virgin ladyboys).

[Billy Ram]

Re: How to BURN 1.5 BILLION Korans in 20 Minutes

So does that mean you SUPPORT burning Korans?

There may be hope for you yet, despite your obvious pedophilic tendencies (virgin ladyboys).

Of course I support burning the Koran. I also support burning the KJV1611 ...

Now regarding the virgin ladyboys, that is Allah's idea, NOT MINE!!!

Also I never said anything unchaste would occur ... that's just yer filthy Christian/American imagination filling in the details. No, in fact, the ladyboys will be unconverted Christian/American men who must serve us Muslims for all eternity as punishment for their infidelity!

[James Dewitt]

Re: How to BURN 1.5 BILLION Korans in 20 Minutes

Of course I support burning the Koran. I also support burning the KJV1611 ...

Now regarding the virgin ladyboys, that is Allah's idea, NOT MINE!!!

Also I never said anything unchaste would occur ... that's just yer filthy Christian/American imagination filling in the details. No, in fact, the ladyboys will be unconverted Christian/American men who must serve us Muslims for all eternity as punishment for their infidelity!

Now I know you must be stoned or stupid.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: How to BURN 1.5 BILLION Korans in 20 Minutes

Now I know you must be stoned or stupid.

It's just another Obama voter trolling their "talking points". I can't wait for Nancy Pelosi, Barbara Boxer, Hillary Clinton, Maxine Waters, and Michelle Obama to start wearing Burkas - then we will have some "social justice".

[Billy Ram]

Re: How to BURN 1.5 BILLION Korans in 20 Minutes

It's just another Obama voter trolling their "talking points". I can't wait for Nancy Pelosi, Barbara Boxer, Hillary Clinton, Maxine Waters, and Michelle Obama to start wearing Burkas - then we will have some "social justice".

I'm not American! I'm Muslim!

Obama is a Christian/American. Why in the name of Allah would I support him?

[Titus Templeton]

Re: How to BURN 1.5 BILLION Korans in 20 Minutes

I'm not American! I'm Muslim!

Obama is a Christian/American. Why in the name of Allah would I support him?

Who is that allah guy you talk about? Is that your boyfriend or your muslim-monkey? I´ve heard you muslims keep monkeys to steal briefcases from each other.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: How to BURN 1.5 BILLION Korans in 20 Minutes

I'm not American! I'm Muslim!

Obama is a Christian/American. Why in the name of Allah would I support him?

According to the Koran and the Hadith Obama is a mooselimb because he was born of a mooselimb father. As a self-proclaimed follower of Ishaam you should know this.

Al-Hassan, Shurayh, Ibrahim, and Qatada said: "If one of (the parents) has submitted (to Islam), then the child is with the Muslim," for Islam dominates, but is not (itself) dominated.

I sense the Iron Fist of Jesus is raising His righteous arm ready to wield the ban hammer.

[Billy Ram]

Re: How to BURN 1.5 BILLION Korans in 20 Minutes

Who is that allah guy you talk about? Is that your boyfriend or your muslim-monkey? I´ve heard you muslims keep monkeys to steal briefcases from each other.

Allah is an Arabic word for God. Allah is male (sans testicles though) and He is my friend so technically you could say He is my boy-friend. But I must admit that sounds a bit gay and just to be clear I AIN'T NO QUEER .

Now regarding my Muslim brothers and their monkey tricks ... let it be known that is a cultural practice and has nothing to do with Islam.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: How to BURN 1.5 BILLION Korans in 20 Minutes

I'm not American! I'm Muslim!

So I guess you should be deported, having renounced citizenship.