My family is being accused of slavery!

[Johannes Kirkeholm]

I can't believe this! A government official came to my family's pig farm today because he wanted to investigate the work conditions for some of our nigra workers. He made an inspection and now we are being sued for slavery!

My family consists of devout Christians and every year my Father pays a man to transport some nigras from the country of Africa to Denmarkia. Here they work on our wonderful pig farm in exchange for food, shelter in the barn and most importantly: reading lessons and a copy of KJV1611. I mean these poor nigras are really trying to become good Christians. They have already succeeded to read Genesis and realized that their place in a Christian society is as servants for the white man.

Genesis 9:25-27

And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren.
And he said, Blessed be the LORD God of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant. God shall enlarge Japheth, and he shall dwell in the tents of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant

They are grateful for their payment and why wouldn't they be? What greater gift is there than to understand the word of our Lord by being able to read the KJV? These poor nigras are trying to find Salvation and now they won't be able to work here and recieve reading lessons because of the Denmarkian communist state!

Never has my desire to move to America been stronger. The communist state of Denmarkia has gone too far this time! It is obvious that the state of Denmarkia is satanic and that it's trying it's darndest to stop Christanity from reaching the country of Africa.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: My family is being accused of slavery!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indentured_servant It is said to be illegal but we have friends in Washington and what law can you think of that does not have loopholes? (As you are in Denmark, I suggest your forming another company to provide their food and accommodation, etc.) Any more problems, contact a Pastor.

[Lycia The Repentant]

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Brother Johannes, it sickens me to hear how your country's Satanic government is persecuting your family for your good Christian acts. I am sure the fact that they are condemning those poor nigras to hell pleases them too. If not for the few righteous people in Denmark like your family, I am sure the whole country would be a blighted wasteland.

"He that overcometh shall inherit all things; and I will be his God, and he shall be my son" Revelation 21:7

Trust in the Lord friend, I am sure you will soon be able to make your way to America and go back to your noble purpose of helping the Canaanites. Until then, you will be in my prayers.

[handmaiden]

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Here you are, running a workshop for literacy and you are being penalized!

Is your government so racist that it wants to pass laws preventing negros from being taught to read?

No one who loves and worships Jesus would want to prevent anyone from learning about His Word. That would be like placing a stumbling block before one of God's little ones. Jesus would never approve of such a practice or allow such a law to be passed in a True Christian country.

Are they in the Dark Ages or something?


Dumbfoundedly Yours,

Handmaiden

[Seth Campbell]

Re: My family is being accused of slavery!

My uncle went through a similar thing in Canada. Seems that supplying "running water" does not include the creek outside the ATCO trailer, and "toilet facilities" does not include a shovel with a roll of toilet paper.

You know rich people actually pay money to live like that. They call it camping!

So how exactly are they defining it as racism? Just because it was Negroes? Seems that even asking a Negro to get a job these days, or even showing them others working is considered racism.

Thank you Brother Wash for the video.

[Johannes Kirkeholm]

Re: My family is being accused of slavery!

Thank you so much for your support everybody! It means a lot to me

And yes Sister Handmaiden, Denmarkia is truly in The Dark Ages. Never has the state been more secular

However, it would seem that God still shields his true followers because the crisis has been averted for now. Since the nigras are beginning to become Christians they refuse to testify against my family so there is not evidence enough against us for the state to build a case.

We have now worked out a scam where the nigras get paid a few dollars every month. Then they use these dollars to buy a months supply of watermelons (that we previously gave them for free) from my family. The end result is the same. Praise!

[RomanK]

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Brother Johannes, it sickens me to hear how your country's Satanic government is persecuting your family for your good Christian acts. I am sure the fact that they are condemning those poor nigras to hell pleases them too. If not for the few righteous people in Denmark like your family, I am sure the whole country would be a blighted wasteland.

"He that overcometh shall inherit all things; and I will be his God, and he shall be my son" Revelation 21:7

Trust in the Lord friend, I am sure you will soon be able to make your way to America and go back to your noble purpose of helping the Canaanites. Until then, you will be in my prayers.

You guys are being sarcastic right! Making this sh!t up! Right? You don't really think like this or actually believe your a good person for being this way! Right!?.....RIGHT

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: My family is being accused of slavery!

You guys are being sarcastic right! Making this sh!t up! Right? You don't really think like this or actually believe your a good person for being this way! Right!?.....RIGHT

Thank you for your persecution.

Matthew 5:10-11 10Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. 11Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.

Matthew 5:44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;

Matthew 10:22 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved.

Matthew 24:9 Then shall they deliver you up to be afflicted, and shall kill you: and ye shall be hated of all nations for my name's sake.

Luke 21:17 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake.

Romans 12:14 Bless them which persecute you: bless, and curse not.

1 Corinthians 4:12 And labour, working with our own hands: being reviled, we bless; being persecuted, we suffer it:

[RomanK]

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so what you are saying it's better to be evil so long as you got some scritpure to back you up! Nope no contradiction there! Odd how you follow the work of pharisee and still think jesus isn't the very same type of person you persecute. You treat everyone the entire opposite of what jesus would have and still think your holy!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: My family is being accused of slavery!

so what you are saying it's better to be evil so long as you got some scritpure to back you up! Nope no contradiction there! Odd how you follow the work of pharisee and still think jesus isn't the very same type of person you persecute. You treat everyone the entire opposite of what jesus would have and still think your holy!

You don't understand. If what you are doing accords with scripture then it is good. If it doesn't then it is bad. I don't know where you are getting your standards of good and evil from, but it isn't from the Bible.

[RomanK]

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Oh so when the Crete wouldn't believe anything that wasn't true, and the christians hated them for it, it was the fault of the Crete's and not the christians, since they wern't able to prove it to them.

[Cindy Lou Jenkins]

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Oh so when the Crete wouldn't believe anything that wasn't true, and the christians hated them for it, it was the fault of the Crete's and not the christians, since they wern't able to prove it to them.

Cretins who don't read the Bible are wrong about most things.

(Billy Bob: I approve this post.)

[James Hutchins]

Re: My family is being accused of slavery!

Son, I think you need to make sure you paid all the requisite 'fees'. These are often best discussed over a fine meal. Be sure to look on the ground after eating to ensure your inspector did not accidentally drop his money clip. Easy to do when it is stuffed with 10's of thoussands of dollars.

[Johannes Kirkeholm]

Re: My family is being accused of slavery!

You guys are being sarcastic right! Making this sh!t up! Right? You don't really think like this or actually believe your a good person for being this way! Right!?.....RIGHT

You think this is all some big joke? My family's farm was on the line. I don't find it funny at all! And why on earth would we envoke the Wrath of God by making things up? I don't want to spend eternity in the Lake of Fire:

Revelations 21:8
But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

so what you are saying it's better to be evil so long as you got some scritpure to back you up! Nope no contradiction there! Odd how you follow the work of pharisee and still think jesus isn't the very same type of person you persecute. You treat everyone the entire opposite of what jesus would have and still think your holy!

We treat people just like God tells us to do via the KJV. Who are you to judge what's good and what's evil? Do you know better than our All-knowing God? Unlike how you false christians think Jesus was not some feel-good hippie. Jesus sends people to hell, you know!

Revelation 1:18
I am he that liveth, and was dead; and, behold, I am alive for evermore, Amen; and have the keys of hell and of death.

[Free Market Fred]

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Brother Johannes,

I feel your pain. It was because of liberal do-gooders and their insidious "workers' rights" that I had to leave my native land, the USA, to live in this primitive crowded city of Hong Kong (close to our slave-labor factories in China). Why, my chauffeur can barely navigate on these traffic-clogged streets overwhelmed by rapidly-reproducing Chinks - if it wasn't for my private helicopter, I don't know how I'd get around.


Primitive city

Well, it's a tough job being a full-time CEO, but someone has to do it.

It might sound unpatriotic, but I suggest that you do the same. Just fire your current slaves, pack up and move to a country that understands the free enterprise system. You might consider Somalia or Zimbabwe if you like African workers. I personally have passports for both of those, as well as a few dozen other countries with non-existent extradition laws. It's always good to have a few extra passports as well as some blood diamonds in your pocket. In today's business world, it pays to be mobile.


Enthusiastic workers excavating diamonds

In the third world, you can produce the same products you do now, and transport them back to your homeland under various free-trade agreements. Send the profits to a numbered bank account in Switzerland or Singapore, so that the evil guvmint won't be able to tax it. If you lose money, see your local politicians about getting a bailout.

I was reading just the other day about the evil "minimum wage." Would you believe that in America, you have to pay a Wal-Mart greeter $7 per hour! Why, in China $7 is enough to hire a family of four for a full week. Well, that's Obama and his socialism for you. No wonder the country can no longer come up with the money for bailouts.

Anyway, just hope you'll keep the above-mentioned business tips in mind. Unrestrained capitalism is the key to prosperity, at least for some of us. See you on the golf course.