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  • HTannor
    America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 2612

    #16
    Re: Palin: Why Did Obama Celebrate Launch Of Sputnik?

    Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
    My dad told me a joke long ago about Sputnik, Uranus and Clingons, and charmin toilet paper Shoot I wish I remembered it , man it was a knee slapper.
    Oh, Brother James, you're such a card.

    That punchline about the queer Mr. Whipple had me rolling on the floor.
    The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

    "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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    • Rev. M. Rodimer
      Honorary True Christian™
      Forum Member
      • May 2008
      • 13996

      #17
      Re: Palin: Why Did Obama Celebrate Launch Of Sputnik?

      Originally posted by MajorDays View Post
      sputnik was the first satellite launched into space, Obama wasn't celebrating Russia, he was trying to do what JFK did when the Russians beat us into space in the first place: rally Americans to work for a better future and do better than other countries. Well I think he's failed...since no one seems to realize republicans rack up debt just like democrats. Hurray Bush!
      See? A liberal, spinning it JUST THE WAY I SAID THEY WOULD!



      Wait, does this make me a prophet?
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • BelieverInGod
        Fourm Member
        Forum Member
        • Feb 2010
        • 9269

        #18
        Re: Palin: Why Did Obama Celebrate Launch Of Sputnik?

        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
        See? A liberal, spinning it JUST THE WAY I SAID THEY WOULD!



        Wait, does this make me a prophet?
        Only in the same way that me saying "the sun will rise tomorrow" makes me one.

        Sorry Brother.
        Drama queen

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        • monkeylvr
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Feb 2011
          • 6

          #19
          Fox News = The most biased news station. It is a complete joke.



          Enough said.

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          • BelieverInGod
            Fourm Member
            Forum Member
            • Feb 2010
            • 9269

            #20
            Re: Palin: Why Did Obama Celebrate Launch Of Sputnik?

            Originally posted by Xx1337_ScOpEsSxX View Post
            Fox News = The most biased news station. It is a complete joke.



            Enough said.
            Just because you're a brainwashed LIEbral doesn't make reality change. Oh and personally I don't click on Unsaved Trash links, you people are into attempting to shock us with the most gory sites imaginable.
            Drama queen

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            • monkeylvr
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Feb 2011
              • 6

              #21
              Re: Palin: Why Did Obama Celebrate Launch Of Sputnik?

              You're an idiot blind to the truth. At least I'm open-minded enough to accept any race, religion, ethnicity, etc. I guess I'm a true American because I can tolerate culturally diverse people. Read our nation's history, we're all descendants from immigrants.

              You believe in a God who's existence you can't prove. Open your eyes and see the hypocrisy in the Bible and the lies that you follow. It's really pathetic that Christianity was founded on good principles but filthy followers like the majority of members on this forum actually believe in policies such as slaver.

              If God was real and wanted us to follow good morals, you would be the one burning in hell.

              Have a nice day.

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              • Levi Jones
                Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                 
                • Jul 2009
                • 13930

                #22
                Re: Palin: Why Did Obama Celebrate Launch Of Sputnik?

                Originally posted by monkeylvr View Post
                Open your eyes and see the hypocrisy in the Bible and the lies that you follow. It's really pathetic that Christianity was founded on good principles but filthy followers like the majority of members on this forum actually believe in policies such as slaver.
                Slavery? Friend, the Bible is very pro-slavery. We follow the principles of the Bible down to the letter.

                The Bible is pro-slavery, therefore we are. See how that works?

                Ephesians 6:5 Slaves, be obedient to those who are your masters according to the flesh, with fear and trembling, in the sincerity of your heart, as to Christ;
                Originally posted by monkeylvr View Post
                If God was real and wanted us to follow good morals, you would be the one burning in hell.

                Have a nice day.
                Your morals have nothing to do with anything. These are God's morals. They are the only thing that matters.
                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                • monkeylvr
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Feb 2011
                  • 6

                  #23
                  Re: Palin: Why Did Obama Celebrate Launch Of Sputnik?

                  Well I honestly don't know how you can live with yourselves if that's the case. I'm also really thankful that you guys are in the minority in the US and horrible policies like that will never been enacted.

                  I'm not an Atheist by the way. I'm Agnostic. I know that you cannot prove God's existence to me; it's an impossible feat. I also know that as of right now science cannot completely disprove the existence of a God.

                  So, the only view that makes sense is to admit "I don't know" to this situation and open your mind to all possibilities. Instead, you are closing your mind on something that you can't prove and you've probably convinced yourself is real.

                  It's not. Thankfully, there are logical, sane people on the Earth besides me.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78555

                    #24
                    Re: Palin: Why Did Obama Celebrate Launch Of Sputnik?

                    Originally posted by monkeylvr View Post

                    I'm not an Atheist by the way. I'm Agnostic.

                    Do you know the difference between an atheist and an agnostic?


                    An agnostic is just a nancyboy who can't make up it's mind but is just as condemned to hellfire as an atheist.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Jo Freddie
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                      • Apr 2009
                      • 6339

                      #25
                      Re: Palin: Why Did Obama Celebrate Launch Of Sputnik?

                      She's not even dump for a politician, she's dump for a reality show contestant

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                      • Bobby-Joe
                        Landover Security Superviser
                        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 18405

                        #26
                        Re: Palin: Why Did Obama Celebrate Launch Of Sputnik?

                        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                        I hate America!
                        Don't you have a Spanish Gallon to plunder swag hag?

                        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                        Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                        • Rev. M. Rodimer
                          Honorary True Christian™
                          Forum Member
                          • May 2008
                          • 13996

                          #27
                          Re: Palin: Why Did Obama Celebrate Launch Of Sputnik?

                          Originally posted by monkeylvr View Post
                          Well I honestly don't know how you can live with yourselves if that's the case. I'm also really thankful that you guys are in the minority in the US and horrible policies like that will never been enacted.
                          Do you know the definition of "minority"?

                          It means "less than half".

                          Is 78% less than half? Because 78% of Americans identify as Christian. Only 15% identify as having no religion, and fewer than 2% identify as agnostic or atheist. It seems in a world governed by consensus reality, you're the crazy one.

                          Meanwhile, the Tea Party Christians now control the House of Representatives. In 2012, we will also control the Senate and the Presidency.

                          Did you know that Mike Huckabee, the former Baptist preacher who in 2008 said that we should revise the Constitution to reflect God's Law, is presently polling EVEN with Barack Obama for the 2012 election? And "Oven" Mitt Romney, the Magic-Underpants-Wearing Mormon, is slightly ahead?

                          Ah, you think I'm pulling your leg. SEE HERE.


                          Sunday, February 06, 2011

                          The numbers show that Mitt Romney and Mike Huckabee essentially run even with Obama at this point. Romney is nominally up two points, 44% to 42%, while Huckabee is tied with the president at 43% apiece.

                          Three other well-known potential candidates, Sarah Palin, Newt Gingrich and Ron Paul trail the president. Palin is down by 11 points, 49% to 38%, Gingrich by eight, 47% to 39%, and Paul by nine, 44% to 35%.

                          Romney, Palin, and Huckabee lead in early Republican Primary polling.
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • Gabriel Reproba
                            Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
                            The Most Honest Lawyer in America
                            True Christian™
                            • Nov 2009
                            • 2479

                            #28
                            Re: Palin: Why Did Obama Celebrate Launch Of Sputnik?

                            Originally posted by monkeylvr View Post
                            At least I'm open-minded enough to accept any race, religion, ethnicity, etc.
                            What does it mean to "accept" a race or ethnicitiy? Do you mean you accept that they exist? Well, duh!

                            I guess I'm a true American because I can tolerate culturally diverse people.
                            Wait...first you say that you "accept" races and ethnicities and now you say you merely "tolerate" them? You know. it is just like a liberal to espouse their own holier-than-thou morals about diversity and then slip up and admit that they just "tolerate" those that are different than them for political gains or to win an argument on the interweb.

                            We not only tolerate everyone on earth, we LOVE them because we are Christian. You disgust me with your racist views and hate-mongering. I can see why you got banned.

                            Read our nation's history, we're all descendants from immigrants.
                            Oh...NOW you are saying that if you are an imigrant you must be a difference race than you? How sick are you people? YOU are the one that needs to read some history.

                            Open your eyes and see the hypocrisy in the Bible and the lies that you follow.
                            I have yet to have anyone point out any hypocrisy in the Bible. The only hypocrisy I see on a daily basis is that of people who say "I'm a Christian" but then don't follow the word of God as laid out in the Bible. THAT is hypocrisy.

                            It's really pathetic that Christianity was founded on good principles but filthy followers like the majority of members on this forum actually believe in policies such as slaver.
                            This was addressed above. If you think that the Bible is not all about slavery, you haven't read the Bible.
                            If God was real and wanted us to follow good morals, you would be the one burning in hell.

                            Have a nice day.[/QUOTE]
                            Yours In Christ,

                            Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

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                            Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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                            • Rev. M. Rodimer
                              Honorary True Christian™
                              Forum Member
                              • May 2008
                              • 13996

                              #29
                              Re: Palin: Why Did Obama Celebrate Launch Of Sputnik?

                              Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
                              What does it mean to "accept" a race or ethnicity? Do you mean you accept that they exist? Well, duh!
                              I think he means that he "accepts" them in a different way . . . as a receptacle, if you will . . .
                              Bible boring? Nonsense!
                              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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