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What in tarnation would a Nigra need to be using a computer for anyways? They'd probably just use it to look at pictures of white women online and order malt liquor from Amazon.
Not exactly the kind of behavior we want to encourage."Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32
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Oh no they figured out the plan!Originally posted by Alfred King View PostA good friend of mine figured out why computers are racist!
Curses foiled again!
You are correct, a waste of money as well. Isn't it in their make up to bang on a hollow log as a form of long distance communication? Anybody that ever saw a Tarzan movie knows that.What in tarnation would a Nigra need to be using a computer for anyways? They'd probably just use it to look at pictures of white women online and order malt liquor from Amazon.sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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That makes perfect sense to me. We also know that computers are sexist because the tech industry is male-dominated and Eurocentric because the interfaces are set up around the Roman alphabet.Originally posted by Alfred King View PostA good friend of mine figured out why computers are racist!
The Bible, when correctly interpreted, tells us to love everyone.Comment
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"Computers are hard to use"? What the hell are you talking about?
It's much easier to learn once you know the basics, especially nowadays.Comment
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Amazon doesn't sell food/beverages.
He's just mad because computers replaced his job in the factory.Comment
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Why are you assuming he worked in a factory? Just because he's a jigaboo? I find that extremely racist and offensive. Please, this is a Christian website. Refrain from making insensitive generalizations about jigs and other inferior races here.Originally posted by Ksevio View PostThe Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
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AMEN Brother!Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
There is no room for racism here at Landover Baptist. Were do the unsaved get these ideas?
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Brother, I hope you realize that "jigaboo" is a derogatory/ insensitive term for a black person?Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View PostComment
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psssst: nobody tell them about master/slave drives.....
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I always thought those were based on Leviticus 25:44-46...Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post psssst: nobody tell them about master/slave drives..... 
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I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
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Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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How would he know? It's not like Brother Jenkins goes around burning crosses on people's front yard. Frankly I find you judgmental tone a tad harsh.Originally posted by wisseoldswami View Post
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Yeah, but they see racism everywhere.Originally posted by True Disciple View PostI always thought those were based on Leviticus 25:44-46...
Some county clerk in Dallas got all upset because his employer said his office was like a black hole; meaning that paperwork that went in there was never seen again.
Then there was the Delta stewardess fired for "eney meany miney moe, catch a TIGER by the toe". Yep, that was racist as well.
I'm pretty sure it's to the point now that if a heterosexual white man (esp. Christian) is breathing, that's racism.Drama queenComment
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You're the one calling them "black".Originally posted by wisseoldswami View PostThe Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
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Boy, what are you talking about? My computers are all black! How can they be racist?Originally posted by Alfred King View PostA good friend of mine figured out why computers are racist!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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