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  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22363

    #1

    Jesus Christ takes over Michele Bachmann's campaign team!

    It's time to scream glory!

    We already know her first place finish at the Ames Straw Poll in Iowa on Aug. 13 that the RINO's (Repunlicans In Name Only) don't stand a chance against a Godly candidate like Michele Bachmann.

    But there is more good news! Her campaign manager Ed Rollins has stopped his day-to-day campaign managing and he is not replaced! This means her campaign is no longer managed by a mere mortal. Clearly Jesus Christ Himself is now directly guiding the campaign to a crushing victory!



    Of course the liberal media, afraid they will be the first ones to get stoned to death once Michele Bachmann implements biblical law, are trying to twist this in a doomed attempt to stop the inevitable.

    Michele Bachmann 2012 campaign's turnover raises new questions
    Top-level staff departures from Michele Bachmann’s campaign are raising fresh questions about her durability heading into the post-Labor Day stretch of the 2012 presidential primary contest.

    As POLITICO first reported Sunday, her campaign manager Ed Rollins will be moving from day-to-day campaign managing to a senior advisory role. His deputy, David Polyansky, is leaving the campaign.

    Both played a critical role in vaulting Bachmann to a first place finish at the Ames Straw Poll in Iowa on Aug. 13, an event that served as the first critical test of organization in the first-caucus state and one where she eked out a victory over Texas Rep. Ron Paul. But since then the Minnesota congresswoman has seen Texas Gov. Rick Perry and Mitt Romney, vault ahead of her in recent national polls.

    ...

    It wasn’t immediately clear who would be taking over the top slots in the Bachmann campaign, as she tries to find her footing in a race that is rapidly reconfiguring into a two-man contest between Perry and flagging frontrunner Mitt Romney - a fact that Rollins himself noted in an interview with the Washington Post early Monday.
    Clearly Michele Bachmann is guided to a glorious finish by Jesus Christ himself!

    Last edited by Cranky Old Man; 09-06-2011, 12:14 PM.
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    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
  • HTannor
    America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 2612

    #2
    Re: Jesus Christ takes over Michele Bachmann's campaign team!

    Michele who?




    Go Rick! Go Rick!
    The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

    "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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    • Cranky Old Man
      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
      You kids get off his lawn!
       
      • Jan 2010
      • 22363

      #3
      Re: Jesus Christ takes over Michele Bachmann's campaign team!

      Originally posted by HTannor View Post
      Michele who? Go Rick! Go Rick!
      You mean Rick Perry? He is the ultimate RINO.
      • He even used to be a Democrat!
      • He supported Al Gore!
      • He voted for a $5.7 billion tax increase!
      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      • Dan U. Holier
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2011
        • 1180

        #4
        Re: Jesus Christ takes over Michele Bachmann's campaign team!

        Originally posted by HTannor View Post
        Michele who?
        I’m deeply disappointed by your comment, your Honor!

        Can anyone get more True Christian™ and Patriotic™ than Michelle (except Sarah Palin)? Who else but her stood against these freeloaders fooling around on wheelchairs on taxpayers’ account? They took an oath to defend the US of A against all enemies; and what they do? Nothing valuable at all!

        Bachmann eyes cuts to veteran’s health benefits

        Tea party hero Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) this week proposed a blueprint to eliminate $400 billion from the federal budget, which included billions in cuts to veterans' health care and disability benefits.

        Her plan would freeze health care funding for the Department of Veterans Affairs (VA), and slash $4.5 billion in disability benefits to military veterans.
        Think about her wisdom and witt, your Honor:

        "I was wondering, if most employers are already doing this anyway, isn’t minimum wage really just superfluous? Why do we even have one?" —Michele Bachmann, 1/26/05, Jobs, Energy and Community Development Committee

        "Little children will be forced to learn that homosexuality is normal and natural and perhaps they should try it." --Michele Bachmann, Interview with Jan Markell, Olive Tree Ministries.

        "I look at the Scripture and I read it and I take it for what it is. I give more credence in the Scripture as being kind of a timeless word of God to mankind, and I take it for what it is. And I don't think I give as much credence to my own mind, because I see myself as being very limited and very flawed, and lacking in knowledge, and wisdom and understanding. So, I just take the Bible for what it is, I guess, and recognize that I am not a scientist, not trained to be a scientist. I'm not a deep thinker on all of this. I wish I was. I wish I was more knowledgeable, but I'm not a scientist." -- Michele Bachmann quoted in the Stillwater Gazette, September 29, 2003.

        … and her look of love:



        Too bad she’s a woman, indeed.

        YiC

        Dan
        Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


        ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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        • HTannor
          America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2009
          • 2612

          #5
          Re: Jesus Christ takes over Michele Bachmann's campaign team!

          Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
          You mean Rick Perry? He is the ultimate RINO.
          • He even used to be a Democrat!
          • He supported Al Gore!
          • He voted for a $5.7 billion tax increase!
          Perry? Who's he?

          Santorum, of course. a true conservative's conservative.
          The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

          "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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          • Cranky Old Man
            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
            You kids get off his lawn!
             
            • Jan 2010
            • 22363

            #6
            Re: Jesus Christ takes over Michele Bachmann's campaign team!

            Originally posted by HTannor View Post
            Perry? Who's he? Santorum, of course. a true conservative's conservative.
            I would never vote for a candidate wearing glasses. Why doesn't he trust his God given eyes?
            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • Johny Joe Hold
              Mayor of Freehold
               
              • Feb 2010
              • 12523

              #7
              Re: Jesus Christ takes over Michele Bachmann's campaign team!

              I have not made an endorcement yet, but I like Jesus replacing Rollins.
              Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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              • Johny Joe Hold
                Mayor of Freehold
                 
                • Feb 2010
                • 12523

                #8
                Re: Jesus Christ takes over Michele Bachmann's campaign team!

                Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                You mean Rick Perry? He is the ultimate RINO.
                If there are people on our board who are on the inside of Rick Perry's campaign, maybe they can explain his curious behavior. It might influence my endorcement.

                Today he left his campaign to return to Texas which is burning to the ground.

                Instead of going into intercessory prayer as soon as he landed in Texas, he is wasting his time visiting the burning areas and talking to the press. If he doesn't start praying soon, the whole state of Texas will be gone.

                Could someone explain why he is not praying?
                Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                • Free Market Fred
                  The Prophet of Profit, Now Giving Financial Advice to Jesus in Heaven
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2009
                  • 803

                  #9
                  Re: Jesus Christ takes over Michele Bachmann's campaign team!

                  As you all know, Texas is having a bit of a crisis at the moment, due to a record-breaking drought (which has absolutely nothing to do with mythical global warming) and devastating wildfires. Fortunately, the ever-efficient Republican governor is right on top of it.

                  Texas Cut Fire Department Funding by 75% This Year

                  Under Gov. Rick Perry ® this year, Texas slashed state funding for the volunteer fire departments that protect most of the state from wildfires like the ones that have recently destroyed more than 700 homes.

                  Volunteer departments that were already facing financial strain were slated to have their funding cut from $30 million to $7 million, according to KVUE.

                  The majority of Texas is protected by volunteer fire departments. There are 879 volunteer fire departments in Texas and only 114 paid fire departments. Another 187 departments are a combination of volunteer and paid.
                  It looks to me like Governor Perry is doing one heck of a job. I applaud him for eliminating all that waste and fraud in the volunteer fire departments by cutting their budges by 75%. And don't forget, even after the cuts the fire departments in Texas still have $7 million for buying new equipment and hiring fire fighters. With a state population of 25 million, that's 28 cents per year for every man, woman and child - more than enough, I reckon.


                  Fighting fires - $7 million can go a long way

                  With all the money he's saved taxpayers, I think that Governor Perry should do what any corporate CEO would do in his position - pay himself a bonus.

                  Governor Perry believes in small government and individual responsibility. So surely all those people whose homes are burning can find innovative ways to protect themselves without relying on the nanny state to take care of them. They can, for example, buy a garden hose and a bucket. Or load all their possessions into their pickup trucks and flee. Or send an email to "President" Hussein Soetero and ask for a bailout, just like my company does.

                  Heck-of-a-job Perry is going to be the best president since George W Bush!
                  Praise Jesus!
                  Brother Fred
                  CEO, The Uranus Corporation
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                  • Redeemed Papist
                    Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2011
                    • 10409

                    #10
                    Re: Jesus Christ takes over Michele Bachmann's campaign team!

                    It's high time the state stopped funding the thwarting of God's will in any case. If God chooses to smite a family with fire than smitten they should be. How are people supposed to learn a lesson if they are always being rescued? It's the same with earthquakes and floods. Instead of just leaving it to all pan out so we can see who God actually favoured to learn an earthly lesson and achieve salvation by sitting up and taking notice of Godly wrath it's all "let's save everyone's bodies and to Hell with their souls!"

                    We still have to put up with a massively funded fire service in Britain (though our government seems to be trying bit by bit to strip it down) so it's clear who are the lucky ones in the World.
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                    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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                    • Free Market Fred
                      The Prophet of Profit, Now Giving Financial Advice to Jesus in Heaven
                      True Christian™
                      • Dec 2009
                      • 803

                      #11
                      Re: Jesus Christ takes over Michele Bachmann's campaign team!

                      Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                      We still have to put up with a massively funded fire service in Britain (though our government seems to be trying bit by bit to strip it down) so it's clear who are the lucky ones in the World.
                      I feel your pain, brother. Government-funded police and fire protection, the National Health Service, public schools, public transportation - sounds like the UK is a socialist nightmare. Of course, America still has too much of that stuff, but we're quickly downsizing and privatizing it. We've already shrunk government down to where we'll soon be able to "drown it in the bathtub" as my friend Grover likes to say.

                      By the way, at Uranus Corporate Headquarters we affectionately call him "Rover," a nickname we gave him since he's one of our favorite lapdogs.


                      Baptizing Uncle Sam

                      And of course, I agree with you about how the government should stop thwarting God's will by putting out fires, rescuing people from rooftops during floods, giving food and shelter to earthquake victims, etc. So-called "natural disasters" are just the Lord's way of doing urban renewal, letting the poor know that he loves them and that they will soon be residing in His kingdom. Or Satan's, as the case may be.


                      The Lord baptizing New Orleans

                      I think that as a good first start, we need to make dialing 911 a toll-call. Next time some liberal calls up to whine about how his house is on fire and his kids are trapped inside, he'd better have a credit card number handy.
                      Praise Jesus!
                      Brother Fred
                      CEO, The Uranus Corporation
                      Put your faith in Uranus!

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                      • Johny Joe Hold
                        Mayor of Freehold
                         
                        • Feb 2010
                        • 12523

                        #12
                        Re: Jesus Christ takes over Michele Bachmann's campaign team!

                        I'm bothered by the debate last night.

                        When George W. Bush debated, he brought up Jesus, even when it was not implied in a question.

                        No one did that last night. We should have seen references to Jesus worked into every answer. To tell the truth, I'm losing faith in my Party.

                        JJH
                        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                        • Dan U. Holier
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Jul 2011
                          • 1180

                          #13
                          Re: Jesus Christ takes over Michele Bachmann's campaign team!

                          My personal pick would be Phil Davison of Minerva – what a zeal, unadulterated manliness, eloquence and intelligence – alas…

                          Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


                          ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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                          • Cranky Old Man
                            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                            You kids get off his lawn!
                             
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 22363

                            #14
                            Re: Jesus Christ takes over Michele Bachmann's campaign team!

                            Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                            I'm bothered by the debate last night. When George W. Bush debated, he brought up Jesus, even when it was not implied in a question.No one did that last night. We should have seen references to Jesus worked into every answer. To tell the truth, I'm losing faith in my Party.
                            This is indeed disturbing. Michele Bachmann's husband should have given her more strict instructions on this. Perhaps he has been too busy saving people in his "pray the gay away" clinic.
                            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                            • James Hutchins
                              True Christian™
                              Just a Regular Nice Guy
                               
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 29453

                              #15
                              Re: Jesus Christ takes over Michele Bachmann's campaign team!

                              I have no doubt in Michele's ability to get to the Whitehouse. I heard in college she was known as 'All the way, every day Michele'.

                              How can someone like her be stopped?
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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