Time to Nuke Ecuador

[Free Market Fred]

I'm sure that all of you have by now heard that a pissant Muslim terrorist country, Ecuador, has granted political asylum to terrorist Julian Assange. This is outrageous!

The list of crimes committed by Assange is as long as your arm. He is wanted by Swedish authorities for questioning about whether or not he used condoms. Sweden has a law mandating condom usage for casual sex - the fine can be as much as $700.

Our poodle, Cameron (the UK's so-called "Prime Minister"), is threatening to have his cops storm the Ecuadorean embassy. Personally, I think we should just take out the embassy with a Predator drone. There might be some collateral damage, but it's a small price to pay to ensure an AIDS-free society. Remember, the AIDS virus was invented by Bill Ayers - Obama's right-hand man - for use as a weapon of mass destruction.

I also think a good case can be made for a US military invasion of Ecuador. Aside from harboring terrorists like Assange, the Ecuadorean people are living in poverty. Billions of them have escaped to the USA, and we need to secure our borders. Furthermore, Ecuador has oil.


Ecuadorean anchor babies enjoying the good life in America

Ecuador is also home to the Galapagos Islands, right on the equator. Just think what a great military base that could be for the US Navy! Plus they got fantastic, exotic wildlife there - a hunter's paradise!


A great trophy for your living room wall!

My company is already planning a 500-room luxury beach-side resort. As soon as our bombers finish their job, we'll be ready to move in the construction crews.

Looks like a win-win to me!

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Look at those bastards with their satellite TV. Hey, I don't have satellite TV, HELLO?



I'm with you, Mr. Fred...nuke those messican bastards.

Yours in Christ,

Zech

[Bjorn Jensen]

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Finally there is something for us Swiss Christians to be proud for, we are helping Godly USA to arrest an Austrian terrorist who may be also be an abo or an Irish convict.

[Godfly]

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Ecuadorean Royal Family

[Jedediah]

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I've never heard of a single instance of an Ecuadorian doing anything at all to bring glory to God's Kingdom. At the very least, they need more missionaries and Holy Bibles. If they continue to be uppity, however, I agree that all options should be on the table.

[Bjorn Jensen]

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I think that nuking the Galapagos Islands would be even more important than nuking the mainland, the Galapagos are filled with Darwinists and evilutionists who are there just to look at some stupid animals that they think evolved or something like that, and after nuking the Galapagos i think that the Florida Everglades should be the next target!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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I think that nuking the Galapagos Islands would be even more important than nuking the mainland, the Galapagos are filled with Darwinists and evilutionists who are there just to look at some stupid animals that they think evolved or something like that, and after nuking the Galapagos i think that the Florida Everglades should be the next target!

The Florida Everglades are an abominable desolation right out of the book of Revelation, and should definitely be nuked first. It is a breeding ground for the manatee, which is a vicious predator known to eat Christian children before they are saved.

[Levi Jones]

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Furthermore, Ecuador has oil.

Amen! I can't wait to see our blessed soldiers for Christ down there soon securing the production.

Apparently, our military is running out of fuel and has turned to blimps and drones.

This score will make it to where we can fly our NORAD jets 24/7 again hopefully.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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I think that nuking the Galapagos Islands would be even more important than nuking the mainland, the Galapagos are filled with Darwinists and evilutionists who are there just to look at some stupid animals that they think evolved or something like that, and after nuking the Galapagos i think that the Florida Everglades should be the next target!

Mr. Bum, I don't always understand what you are talking about, but I am also onboard with nuking the Galapagos Islands. They're like a symbol, right? With their weird turtles and commode dragons and blue footed boobies...good grief, what a nightmare.



YiC,

Zech

[Free Market Fred]

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Well, I'm certainly on board with nuking the Florida Everglades. I mean, it's a national park, a socialist idea that only liberals could love. If the Republicans controlled Florida, the Everglades would be private land filled with marinas, jet skis and shooting ranges. Do you realize how much people would pay to shoot an alligator?

I guess we shouldn't be surprised that Florida is socialist. I mean with all those Cubans running around. There are whole neighborhoods in Miami that could benefit from some precision air strikes - clean the place right up to make way for shopping malls and new housing subdivisions.


Liberal climbing the highest peak in Everglades Socialist Park

Ronald Reagan and the other Founding Fathers would never have approved of national parks. This whole laughable concept of "public land" is straight out of Karl Marx's classic economic textbook, The Koran. As all True Christians know, the only role that God wants for government is to subsidize big business - that's how the free market works.

[Whip of Japheth]

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Meh, Ecuador is not much bigger than Granada. Not worth to spend a nuke. Two ships and 15-20 helicopters with napalm is cheaper and must be enought.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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The problem with this Austrian guy, Assange, is that he’s in the Ecuadorean embassy and the Brits haven’t the balls to drag him out; vigorously interrogate him so as to tease out a confession and send him to Sweden from where the US can bring him to justice.

I see Obama’s hand in all this. Our tame nigra must know that the Brits are worried by “Diplomatic Immunity” – Well, the Good Guys at our Embassy in Grosvenor Square (which is no more than ¼ mile away from the Ecuadorean embassy) also have diplomatic immunity – so
Q: what are the Brits going to do if a few Marines walk in and get him?
A: What Brits always do – nothing!

Why won’t Obama just give the nod to this? GWB would’ve done. Seems to me that Assange knows something about Obama that Obama doesn’t want you and me to know… I think we should be told what it is!

[lukasekman]

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Great idea Fred!
But what about a good 'ol right-wing coup? It worked great in Chile, and saved the economy. History is clear that coups just works in Latin "America".
Dictator Rafael Correa have similar ideas to Hugo Chavez, and I'm sure an overwhelming majority will be happy if we save them from socialism.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Furthermore, Ecuador has oil.

We clearly need to liberate those poor Ecuadorianic people and give them the freedom to sell us their oil!

Ever since Obama stole the presidency, oil prices have doubled! His refusal to bring Christian American freedom of the world is clearly the cause this.


Galatians 5:1 "Stand fast therefore in the liberty wherewith Christ hath made us free, and be not entangled again with the yoke of bondage."

[Didymus Much]

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Meh, Ecuador is not much bigger than Granada. Not worth to spend a nuke. Two ships and 15-20 helicopters with napalm is cheaper and must be enought.

The US has, what, about 14000 nuclear warheads in stock? It's not as if you're going to really miss half a dozen of them.

Plus, if you send ships, helicopters, and men down there, someone might get hurt, and you'd have to spend a few dollars training their replacement to polish boots, salute the flag and only shoot non-white people, and that hurts the bottom line.