What do you think is causing the high oil prices?

[Bobby-Joe]

i was noticing it's almost getting to be a $100 to fill up the hummer ever three days. This got me thinking as to what's causing this. These are the five reasons I could come up with. Please discuss.

[Wide-Open]

Re: What do you think is causing the high oil prices?

Mooslim terrorism.

Edit: oh sorry, didn't see the poll before. I'd say: all of the above.

And Mooslim terrorism.

And bio-fuels, making food so expensive people need to drive to the shops several times a day to carry all the dollar bills they need to buy a loaf of bread.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: What do you think is causing the high oil prices?

I'm sure that homers have something to do with it. If they spent their weekends repenting of their deathstyle choice instead of going to brunch and to antique stores, there would be that much more gas for those of us who deserve it.

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: What do you think is causing the high oil prices?

I was reading that it´s not only the Chinese who are stealing our oil, but also the Indians.

What we need to do is set up a good lynch mob and burn down a few of those evil Indian casinos.

YIC,
Buford

"We´ve got them now!"
- General George Armstrong Custer, at the Little Big Horn

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: What do you think is causing the high oil prices?

While I am patriotically proud to pay $100 for a tank of gas in my Escalade, I blame the Clintons for their wreckless communistic economic policies and "don't ask, don't tell" pro-homer agenda for getting us into the current economic crisis we're in.

But since our Godly President GWB tells me not to worry, and that everything is peachy-keen, I'll go along with that. Praise Jesus!

[Larry Lee]

Re: What do you think is causing the high oil prices?

I'm with Zeke.

Frankly, none of us would have noticed anything unusual about filling up, if Hitlery hadn't started making such a fuss.

The only problem with the price of gas is one of perception. We've been brainwashed by the socialistic Democrats into believing that gas should be free, and thus we're in a huff because it's not.

If only we would listen to our God-given common sense, which is telling us that gas costs money, gas companies need profits, and the fresh spring air blowing in through the passenger's side window is healthy for us.

Are we going to be a HEALTHY NATION or a bunch of complaining losers?

I don't know about you, but I'm going to go top off the tank right now.

[WickedWitch]

Re: What do you think is causing the high oil prices?

None of the above. It's your retarded President and his stupid war.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: What do you think is causing the high oil prices?

None of the above. It's your retarded President and his stupid war.

LOL, were do you Canadians get nonsense like this? You're like my atheist friend who claims it's because of the government spending has devalued the dollar.

[KJV4me]

Re: What do you think is causing the high oil prices?

Truly this is an excellent and Godly poll, and all the relevant factors are accounted for in the vote options, but in this case shouldn't there also be a button for "all of the above"?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: What do you think is causing the high oil prices?

LOL, were do you Canadians get nonsense like this? You're like my atheist friend who claims it's because of the government spending has devalued the dollar.

I put it down to the Gazillions of tax dollars spent on welfare programs, green "issues", equality rights, and other airy-fairy nonsense. The spending on freeing Iraq would have seemed a drop in the ocean compared with that sort of money.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: What do you think is causing the high oil prices?

None of the above. It's your retarded President and his stupid war.

The Godly Republicans who meticulously planned the liberation of Iraq proved that the country would be able to pay for its own liberation. The fact that it didn't do so just shows how thorougly the Demon-crats in Congress messed things up instead of just standing out of the way and letting our Divinely hand-picked President do the Lord's will, as is the proper role for the legislative branch of government.

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: What do you think is causing the high oil prices?

I put it down to the Gazillions of tax dollars spent on welfare programs, green "issues", equality rights, and other airy-fairy nonsense. The spending on freeing Iraq would have seemed a drop in the ocean compared with that sort of money.

Amen brother. And don´t forget that every time a boss pats a secretary on the ass, the company gets sued for billions of dollars in a so-called "sexual harassment lawsuit." Our poor corporations are being bled to death by high taxes, environmental regulations and feminazis. Given what they´re up against, I just don´t know how our oil companies manage to keep the price of gasoline so cheap!

Praying for Exxon-Mobil,
Buford

[One-eyed Jack]

Re: What do you think is causing the high oil prices?

I marked The Clintons. They are using their Mafia-like connections with the Saudis to artificially raise oil prices in order to make Republicans look bad.

Look, we all know there is no such thing as "peak oil"; the Lord is making new oilfields even as we speak. He is the mighty Answer to every need! If oil was not being constantly formed we would have found all of it by 1940, because it's not like it's HARD to spot the stuff. But brand-new oilfields are being found.

Because the Lord is providing them to His faithful children.

Therefore the oil prices are being artificially inflated by evil but powerful criminals. And that means the Clintons.

We have no need to conserve oil. America's cultural motto should be: Love a Hummer, hate a homer!

~~ OEJ

[Dr. Otto Bond Sr.]

Re: What do you think is causing the high oil prices?

Aside from the mooslims, homersexurals, cathyolics, pansy false Christians, limp-wristed husbands, leather-clad dominatrix wives, rebellious children, Mormons, Satanists, pagans, wiccans, commies, hippies, evolutionists, atheists, agnostics, and of course, the Clintons...I'd say it's those mooslim terrorists hoarding God's (and America's) oil like it belongs to them or something.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: What do you think is causing the high oil prices?

Frankly, none of us would have noticed anything unusual about filling up, if Hitlery hadn't started making such a fuss.

Are gas prices high? If they are, I haven't noticed. My congregation provides me with a gas card, and I just hand it to the guy who pumps the gas. I never even look at the total.

Pastor Billy-Reuben