AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!?!?!

Are they trying to make God hate us on PURPOSE!?! We are so screwed! Four more years with a damned COON getting his funk all over the White House towels and sheets. They're never gonna get the stink out now!

They'll just have to raze the place at this point. I'm so upset. I need a drink. Naomi locked herself in the bathroom about an hour ago. I'm heading out to the woodshed to get crowbar to "unlock" it, after I get me a little sip of Seagrams.

[Bob4God]

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SON OF A GODDAMN BITCH!

Why would GOD allow this to happen?!

GODDAMNIT.

I might as well just SELL my business right now and set my money and property out on the front lawn for Obama to come take and redistribute to give free abortions to lesbians.

[Bob4God]

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[Pete Sands]

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Well... sadly it was God's will that Obama was re-elected...

therefore we should follow as in titus 3:1 to 3

1 Put them in mind to be subject to principalities and powers, to obey magistrates, to be ready to every good work,

2 To speak evil of no man, to be no brawlers, but gentle, shewing all meekness unto all men.

3 For we ourselves also were sometimes foolish, disobedient, deceived, serving divers lusts and pleasures, living in malice and envy, hateful, and hating one another.

have faith and God will provide.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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SON OF A GODDAMN BITCH!

Why would GOD allow this to happen?!

GODDAMNIT.

I might as well just SELL my business right now and set my money and property out on the front lawn for Obama to come take and redistribute to give free abortions to lesbians.

I wouldn't sell your business quite so fast, Brother. I predict that the re-election of the coon Obama is going to trigger the largest gun sales in history.

I'm just sayin'...

[Bob4God]

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Is it possible that we could do a can do a citizen's arrest on Obama for theft of the election and forgery of a birth certificate???

[Levi Jones]

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As a white taxpayer I wonder if there is any place left for me in this country. I'm going to move to a Libertarian utopia like Somalia.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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As a white taxpayer I wonder if there is any place left for me in this country. I'm going to move to a Libertarian utopia like Somalia.

I'm a little drunkright now, but fuck it I'm entitled, I'm a gooc person, I par my taxes, I knw what's what. And you knw what, this is BULLSHIT!1! 100% BULLSHT!

How do we let this happen? You know what? It was those fucking spearchuckers and their buttbuddies the beaners!

Screw them, right in their ears, the fuckers! I'm heading to the Stop n shop to get some more booze. I'm entitled, I'm pay me taxes. Hey, and if anyone sees Naomi running down the road in her nightgown, gimme a call on my cel, alright?

[Godfly]

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He won this country with lies! We should take it back with guns!

[Redeemed Papist]

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I think it's now clear that God hates Mormons!

I can't believe the treachery. They told us he was a man of God yet even to the last he stuck with his magic underwear. God hates this kind of thing. Why were the people at GOP so blind? Could they not smell out the charlatan?

Look at the heathen nonsense! Four more years of learning that God hates Mormons even more that foreign darkies. Never again! We need to look at how to purify future candidates in the eyes of the Lord so we don't learn such a bitter lesson again. Or at this rate the Demoncrats will manage to elect an open atheist!

[sumdumgai808]

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I think it's now clear that God hates Mormons!

I can't believe the treachery. They told us he was a man of God yet even to the last he stuck with his magic underwear. God hates this kind of thing. Why were the people at GOP so blind? Could they not smell out the charlatan?

Look at the heathen nonsense! Four more years of learning that God hates Mormons even more that foreign darkies. Never again! We need to look at how to purify future candidates in the eyes of the Lord so we don't learn such a bitter lesson again. Or at this rate the Demoncrats will manage to elect an open atheist!

So true my friend, so true. The fact that a Mormon got this far is ridiculous!

[Professor Bessemer]

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I'm a little drunkright now, but piffle it I'm entitled, I'm a gooc person, I par my taxes, I knw what's what. And you knw what, this is BULLSHIT!1! 100% BULLSHT!

How do we let this happen? You know what? It was those piffleing spearchuckers and their buttbuddies the beaners!

Screw them, right in their ears, the piffleers! I'm heading to the Stop n shop to get some more booze. I'm entitled, I'm pay me taxes. Hey, and if anyone sees Naomi running down the road in her nightgown, gimme a call on my cel, alright?

To update those who may be worried about the Portways, young Naomi is safe here at my estate. She arrived quite disheveled at my back door. I immediately called Brother Aaron on his cellular phone, even though this seemed to upset Mrs. Portway. When he answered, he informed me that he was currently uninterested in the state of her backside, as he was on his way to an all night liquor store.

I blame myself for what happened next, as I believe I distracted Brother Aaron from the task at hand, namely not driving headlong into a drainage ditch. The call then ended abruptly. After calling Officer Don and Bobby-Joe, I called Brother Aaron back and kept him on the line until help arrived. He rambled on quite a bit about Latinos being responsible for his current situation, but I believe he will be fine.

[PetitionLady]

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Friends, I weep with you for America. The popular vote isn't enough.

However, I'm trying to remind myself of our Lord's Words:


Take therefore no thought for the morrow: for the morrow shall take thought for the things of itself. Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof. -Matthew 6:34


YSiC

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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Exodus 9:12 And the LORD hardened the heart of Pharaoh, and he hearkened not unto them; as the LORD had spoken unto Moses.

For Pharoh read American liberals

God knows those dirty liberals will not see sense till He give them a mighty whooping (in His Mercy He knows this to be true).

I call upon all decent white Republican men to make sure their health insurance is full cover when the plagues hit your great nation.

YIC

[Cranky Old Man]

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I blame the communists at the Republican convention who voted for Romney instead of a proper Christian.