[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: what would you do if you were president for a week?

Also I would do what President Lincoln wanted to do: Round up all the darkies and ship them back to africa.

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: what would you do if you were president for a week?

Also I would do what President Lincoln wanted to do: Round up all the darkies and ship them back to africa.

The nigras are still complaining about the American society. America gave them a whole country, Liberia, where they can return to their primitive savage lifestyle

[Repentant Heathen]

Re: what would you do if you were president for a week?

I would...

-Get Faith Machine out of Godless California then nuke it.
-Have any, and all homers put in jail, and stoned.
-Outlaw Marijuana in Washington, and Colorado.
-Ban Prostitution in Nevada.
-Legalise ALL guns.
-Abolish the 1st ammedment, and replace it with "Everyone must be a Christian, and follow the KJV 1611 Holy Bible."
-Abolish the Demoncratic party, and have 3 presidents that alternate every 4 years. Rick Perry, Rick Santorum, and Godly George W. Bush.
-Make abortion illegal.
-Require every child in public school to be carrying at least 1 fully loaded gun with 18 spare rounds on them at all times in, and out of school.
-I would abolish all news channels except FOX.
-I would have all secularists replaced with Creation Scientists, and then I would have all the scientists stoned.

[Repentant Heathen]

Re: what would you do if you were president for a week?

Also I would do what President Lincoln wanted to do: Round up all the darkies and ship them back to africa.

Why did Lincoln free the slaves if he wanted to send them back to Africa? Not trying to contradict you I just don't understand.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: what would you do if you were president for a week?

The trouble with Lincoln was that he was not a forward thinker. His attitude to depriving people of their property was done for votes in the North where there were few slaves but not the South where there were many.

However, as soon as he got what he wanted, he realised there would be thousands of Darkies wandering around, selling drugs, stealing carriages and wagons, moving into your neighborhood, taking your job, lusting after white women and consuming the annual crop of watermelon and chicken.

This disaster would not assure him of another term, so he announced all the Darkies would be better off in Africa. Wilkes-Booth did for him before he could have any other ideas.

[Little Donkey]

Re: what would you do if you were president for a week?

Couldn't the President just secede one of the darker states, like Missisppee (who can even spell that word?), then export all the negros there and build a huge fence like we've always wanted? If Romney would only raise an efficient, capitalism-based, private army we could send Obama there right now. I would do that as President, or as leader of the Confederate army freedom from tyranny group.

[Russell Holbeck]

Re: what would you do if you were president for a week?

I would have them carve Ronald Reagan and George W. Bush on Mt. Rushmore then I would have them rename Mt. Rushmore to Mt. Rush Limbaugh. I would also have a leather flight jacket made with the presidential seal and my name (Rusty).

Thank you.

Rusty

[lukasekman]

Re: what would you do if you were president for a week?

Mine the Mexican border
Bring back slavery
Invade France
Extend war on drugs (which is a part of Nixon's free market miracle) to insulin.
Legalize drunk driving and abolish speed limits
Authorize the use of unmanned predator drones in the war on Christmas (Confederate side only)
Tax breaks for drunk drivers
Creationism and spanking in every classroom
Ban telemarketing
Death penalty for spammers
Return to gold standard
Support Pinochet-like coups in Latin America
Abolish society support for poor lifestyle choices, including down syndrome
Authorize Monsanto to use man-eating corn to deter anti GM protesters
Allow men to put landmines in their garden
Arm teachers
Ban Fecebook and Instagram

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: what would you do if you were president for a week?

Couldn't the President just secede one of the darker states, like Missisppee (who can even spell that word?), then export all the negros there and build a huge fence like we've always wanted? If Romney would only raise an efficient, capitalism-based, private army we could send Obama there right now. I would do that as President, or as leader of the Confederate army freedom from tyranny group.

That just wouldn't be fair to the PEOPLE who live in Mississippi! Did you see what happened to South Africa when the Afrikaners let the negro majority take control? My understanding is that they started paying their own people a fair wage, which made them stronger, faster, and more fit to rape white women and commit windowsill burglary.

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

Re: what would you do if you were president for a week?

The first thing I would do as pres would be to force every father to teach their sons the very important lesson that Abraham learned with Isaac. Under law, every father would be forced to take their sons into the forest, build an altar, get out the family meat cleaver or machete' and raise it high, then watch an Angel appear just as pops begans a powerful swing at juniors throat! What a wonderful lesson THAT would be, both for dad and the boys! And really, what better bonding moment will a father ever have with the boys? Fishing and hunting trips gradually fade to distant memorys, but this is one experience that the will be told over and over, even if some of the tellings are to therapists, who also need to learn about Jesus! Everybody wins!

[dr wayne kerr]

Re: what would you do if you were president for a week?

If I were president.

1. Close ALL borders (no in nor out)
2. Put Dragons back on the map as a deterrent (look what happen when they were removed before)
3. Locate, Segregate ALL non Baptist members 1 street at a time.
4. Take back the media, The KJV has all of the best 'non fiction' stories needed to become better human beings....Fox is evil
5. Clean house. Could be by water, fire or by lead....im easy on that
6. Dig up Charles Darwin so he can pay for his crimes
7. Bring back slavery (employees eat away at profit margins, slaves dont)
8. Electroshock therapy in elementary schools to weed out the 'nancy boys'
9. Impeach Obama (obviously)...could be integrated into point 3
10. FIND BILL KERR and have him kneel before me.

My list is simple and has many benefits if applied correctly, Although I must admit point 10. is a little selfish......but hey Im the president.


Please Lord answer our prayers.