what would you do if you were president for a week?

[Bjorn Jensen]

I would:

- Ban homosexuality
- Legalize wife beating
- Release all innocent wife beaters and innocently convicted male "rapists" (who are rape victims) from prison, and stone their sodomizers
- Replace the Bill of Rights with the 10 Commandments
- Replace lethal injection with stoning
- Introduce death penalty on people who picks up sticks on sundays
- Legalize slavery
- Declare war on Sweden
- Reintroduce death penalty on witchcraft
- Make a law that there is no such thing as rape within a marriage
- Recognize Christianity as the one and only state religion of the United States
- Replace all secular laws with Biblical laws

What would you do?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: what would you do if you were president for a week?

good start

I would also

* Impeach Obama
* Pass a law restoring the US Constitution (the real one)
* Deport all illegal immigrants.

[Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean]

Re: what would you do if you were president for a week?

I personally would:
-Legalize all marriage
-Put all animal abusers in prison
-Change the laws on rape
-Legalize Marijuana
-Make a deal with Asia to get out of this stupid debt
-Set strong alliances with countries such as France, Italy and Germany
-Listen to what the next generation had to say
-Make all citizens equal (citizen meaning person of the age of 18 and not in jail)
-Make discrimination illegal
-Have it be legal for a woman to walk around nude
-Make it legal to show your bare buttocks in Idaho

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: what would you do if you were president for a week?

Hire a hazmat crew to remove all of the jheri curl grease from the White House furniture.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: what would you do if you were president for a week?

I would order the secular U.S. constitution nullified, and replace it with the Holy Bible as the law of the land. Shout Glory!

[Skyy high]

Re: what would you do if you were president for a week?

This is why none of u are president lol

[MisterM]

Re: what would you do if you were president for a week?

I would declare government to be replaced with LBC pastors and I would choose Pastor Ezekiel as vice president and then resign. I'm just a member of the Church. They know better than me what to do.

Maybe I would introduce death penalty on homersexualism. You can't go wrong there.

YiC, M

[James Hutchins]

Re: what would you do if you were president for a week?

I would order the secular U.S. constitution nullified, and replace it with the Holy Bible as the law of the land. Shout Glory!

I would do what ever the kind and gentle Pastor and God tells me to do
Then I'd ensure the new world law was followed.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: what would you do if you were president for a week?

At my age, I’ve no great ambitions left. I would simply appoint Sarah Palin and Rick Santorum my successors on condition that Bobby Jindal is in charge of Homeland Security. Fred Phelps, who has done so much for America, would become the US Ambassador to Saudi Arabia, and Pat Roberson would get the Vatican job.

My Supreme Court Appointee would be Charlie Fuqua (see http://irregulartimes.com/index.php/...-for-congress/ ) as we need to have some control over rebellious youth.

[Little Donkey]

Re: what would you do if you were president for a week?

I would do what more than 100,000 PEOPLE from all 50 states voted for and allow them to secede from the Union. God bless the USA!!!!

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: what would you do if you were president for a week?

We might as well face it-- Democracy is a failed experiment. The supposed "re-election" of Barack HUSSEIN Obummer proves that conclusively-- the jigaboos and wetbacks are in charge of this country now, thanks to their clever manipulation of the liberal media and mind control drugs in the urban water systems. We MUST disolve the Federal government and let states control their own destiny.

But that's only a start, because tyranny is everywhere-- especially with those lazy, crooked Fat Cats in Des Moines, lording their absolute Big Government power over us as though we were slaves-- forcing their urban inner city lifestyles and sinful habits down our throats.

So if I were President of the Godly Nation of Iowa for a week, I would desolve the Big State Government into 99 separate county-nations.



Each Iowa county-nation would have its own constitution, military, militia, state department, and nuclear weapons. Then those liberal heathens in Des Moines City (aka Steppinfetchitville) will get theirs all right.... Yes, they'll get theirs.....

[John North]

Re: what would you do if you were president for a week?

In my very first hour as president, I would put the nuclear weapons in motion. I mean seriously, we haven’t used them to do good in more than 65 years. There are so many locations on the world map where the people living there deserves to get a close look at the giant mushroom.

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: what would you do if you were president for a week?

In my very first hour as president, I would put the nuclear weapons in motion. I mean seriously, we haven’t used them to do good in more than 65 years. There are so many locations on the world map where the people living there deserves to get a close look at the giant mushroom.

One of those places is Sweden i hope, especially their capital Reykjavik

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: what would you do if you were president for a week?

I would lift all gun control laws, to prevent a tragedy like the one that happened today in Connecticut.

NEWTOWN, Conn. (AP) — A man opened fire Friday inside the Connecticut elementary school where his mother worked as a teacher, killing 26 people, including 20 children, as youngsters cowered in their classrooms and trembled helplessly to the sound of gunfire reverberating through the building.

The killer, armed with two handguns, committed suicide and another person was found dead at a second scene, bringing the toll to 28, authorities said.

The attack, coming less than two weeks before Christmas, was the nation’s second-deadliest school shooting, exceeded only by the Virginia Tech massacre that left 33 people dead in 2007.

If those teachers and that principal had been armed with fully automatic AK-47s, this horrible school shooting could have been prevented.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: what would you do if you were president for a week?

I would make it illegal to be my neighbor so Mrs. Johnson could finally get what she so dearly deserves. The death penalty.

Also I would outlaw annoying children and change Disney headquarters in a nuclear weapon testing ground. The state of Maryland would become our national target for target practice.

The rest of the week I would be kicking everyone who isn't a white male Republican Christian out of the White House. All judges on the supreme court would be replaced by True Christian™ Baptist Pastors.