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DIDN'T I WARN YOU? DIDN'T I? DID YOU LISTEN? I HOPE SO. TIME TO GET TO YOUR STATIONS, PEOPLE!!!!
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Re: HE'S COMING FOR YOUR GUNS! NOW!!!1
O COME LORD JESUS!!!Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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BEEN AWAKE 72 HOURS GUARDING THE PROPERTY... HAVE KILLED DOZENS OF RODENTS AND ANIMALS POSING AS GOVERNMINT STORM TROOPERS ON MY PROPERTY... AMMO RUNNING OUT.... NO-DOZ ALSO LOW... DON'T THINK WE CAN HOLD OUT LONGER WITHOUT HELP. PLS SEND SUPPLIES ASAP PREFERABLY OVERNIGHT BY USPS. OVER.Comment
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Brother Little Donkey,Originally posted by Little Donkey View Post
sounds like you need some help, I buy in bulk and have at least 5 AR's within arms reach in my home so what is mine is yours in this time of need
Exodus 21:20-21 If a man beats his male or female slave with a rod and the slave dies as a direct result, he must be punished, but he is not to be punished if the slave gets up after a day or two, since the slave is his property.Comment
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200 HI-CAP MAGS; 40,000 ROUNDS BEING HELICOPTERED - PLACE BURNING CROSS ON ROOF TO IDENTIFY TARGET - FOOD, GRENADES AND "JESUS-VIGIL" KEEP-AWAKE PILLS TO FOLLOW.sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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Give your guns away. Don't ignore Jesus.
Matthew 5:39Deuteronomy 22:10 Thou shalt not plow with an ox and an ass together.Comment
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We are talking guns here, not gay bitch slapping.Originally posted by Ignorant Doofus View Post5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."Comment
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Are you saying that bitch slapping made Jesus gay?Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View PostDeuteronomy 22:10 Thou shalt not plow with an ox and an ass together.Comment
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No, friend. Matthew 5:39 proves that Jesus was so NOT gay that He was unphased by gay bitch slapping. Like Superman, Christ's face is so hard that to strike Him would leave you with a broken hand. In fact, Christ's face is much harder than Superman's.Originally posted by Ignorant Doofus View PostThe Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
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Perhaps jesus wasn't so pro gun anywayComment
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What do you base this opinion on? Surely, not Scripture.Originally posted by numsebagdel View Post
Luke 22:36 "Then said he unto them, But now, he that hath a purse, let him take it, and likewise his scrip: and he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one."
Jesus wants you well-armed. Naked, too.
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Dear Numb Bagel:Originally posted by numsebagdel View Post
Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
YIC,
--Pastor Ezekiel
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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We all know Jesus is pro-gun. He was the one who gave guns to us in the first place. If He didn't want guns to exist, He wouldn't have created the person/people who invented them.Originally posted by numsebagdel View PostComment
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Nobody complains about snipers/sharp shooters that take out bad guys.But whosoever shall deny me before men,
him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
~Matt. 10:33
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Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"Comment
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Obama is trying to dismantle some of the greatest American traditions. High school shootings are as American as apple pie. This is just one more of Obama's assualt on US heritage, tradition and what it is, that makes America the greatest country in God's whole creation. The good book instructs us to arm ourselves and warns us of the consequenses of what will happen if we give up our weapons.
Luke 11:21-22 .21 When a strong man armed keepeth his palace, his goods are in peace: 22 But when a stronger than he shall come upon him, and overcome him, he taketh from him all his armour wherein he trusted, and divideth his spoils.
.The Lord is my shepherd.Comment
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