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  • The_Arizonan
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jun 2008
    • 47

    #1

    How does McCain hope to win?

    How does McCain hope to win the 2008 election? I mean his endorsement by President George W. Bush is basically a kiss of death.
  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22882

    #2
    Re: How does McCain hope to win?

    Originally posted by The_Arizonan View Post
    How does McCain hope to win the 2008 election? I mean his endorsement by President George W. Bush is basically a kiss of death.
    I don’t quite see that. President Bush is a Godly man and in touch with his Maker. The endorsement is thus backed by The Lord.

    Now you will recall that at the time of Christ, there were many amongst the Scribes and Pharisees, who thought that Jesus was worthy of death and though equally badly of His Disciples by their association. Yet recall that Christ had blessed the Disciples.

    The battle for a True Christian™ world continues through vicissitudes and the struggle against the ungodly, but The Lord will prevail.

    In a similar manner, McCain will prevail.
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    • nigra false prophet
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      Under Investigation
      • Jun 2008
      • 10

      #3
      Re: How does McCain hope to win?

      Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
      I don’t quite see that. President Bush is a Godly man and in touch with his Maker. The endorsement is thus backed by The Lord.

      Now you will recall that at the time of Christ, there were many amongst the Scribes and Pharisees, who thought that Jesus was worthy of death and though equally badly of His Disciples by their association. Yet recall that Christ had blessed the Disciples.

      The battle for a True Christian™ world continues through vicissitudes and the struggle against the ungodly, but The Lord will prevail.

      In a similar manner, McCain will prevail.
      How can god have a valid opinion on any political matter when he doesn't have a voter's card.

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      • Rev. M. Rodimer
        Honorary True Christian™
        Forum Member
        • May 2008
        • 13996

        #4
        Re: How does McCain hope to win?

        Originally posted by BlackAcidProphet View Post
        How can god have a valid opinion on any political matter when he doesn't have a voter's card.
        Did He need a "voter's card" to elect and re-elect His Chosen, George W. Bush, in direct violation of the supposed "will of the people"?
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • nigra false prophet
          Unsaved trash
          Under Investigation
          • Jun 2008
          • 10

          #5
          Re: How does McCain hope to win?

          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
          Did He need a "voter's card" to elect and re-elect His Chosen, George W. Bush, in direct violation of the supposed "will of the people"?
          No, that was Kathren Harris. Wait, is she god?

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          • The_Arizonan
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jun 2008
            • 47

            #6
            Re: How does McCain hope to win?

            So, how is Georgiel Walkerstein Bushberg going to help McCain get elected?

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            • Xandria
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              Under Investigation
              • Jun 2008
              • 17

              #7
              Re: How does McCain hope to win?

              hes not. hes gunna push for a third term by force.

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              • The_Arizonan
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Jun 2008
                • 47

                #8
                Re: How does McCain hope to win?

                Originally posted by Xandria View Post
                hes not. hes gunna push for a third term by force.
                You mean by executive order?

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78555

                  #9
                  Re: How does McCain hope to win?

                  Don't be an idiot. There are countless proud Americans who are hard at work on a variety of fronts trying to re-re-elect the greatest president in history, George W. Bush. There are even t-shirts being sold for the campaign! Take a look at THIS!

                  By the way, once we are successful in installing GWB as America's president for life, our next mission will be to re-establish BIBLICAL law instead of the outdated U.S. Constitution. Let those activist judges try and spin the KJV1611 Authorized Version! I'd like to see THAT!
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Brother Temperance
                    Senior Usher
                    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                    A very nice young man
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15621

                    #10
                    Re: How does McCain hope to win?

                    Originally posted by The_Arizonan View Post
                    How does McCain hope to win the 2008 election? I mean his endorsement by President George W. Bush is basically a kiss of death.
                    Stuff and nonsense. George W. Bush endorsed himself not once but twice, and was 1000% successful in getting elected both times. Can you think of a single instance where that racist nig Jeremiah Wright has ever endorsed a winning candidate? Didn't think so.
                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                    • Bobby-Joe
                      Landover Security Superviser
                      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 18405

                      #11
                      Re: How does McCain hope to win?

                      Originally posted by The_Arizonan View Post
                      You mean by executive order?
                      By Divine Revelation.

                      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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