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By now, I'm sure that many of you have seen this story:
I have a great interest in this case, as my company now runs the newly privatized San Antonio Police Force.
According to the liberal media, the police officer stopped the 19-year-old slut, claiming that her car was reported stolen. Then he patted down the hussy, ignoring her demand to be felt up by a female (read "lesbian") officer. After handcuffing her, he dragged the temptress over to his police car and raped her in the back seat. This would have been recorded by the police car video camera, except that the hard drive was out of order and the cop knew that. He finally released the young witch after warning her not to tell anybody, which she promised to do but then went back on her word and pressed charges.
There are so many things wrong with this story, but don't expect the liberal media to report the crucial facts. First of all, my company's police cars are all hooked to our Homeland Security™ database, so the officer was able to immediately know that the slut wasn't a virgin. Having full access to her medical and pharamaceutical records, he knew that the little tramp had an abortion last year and was now on birth control. He could also view a nude photo of her obtained from TSA airport porno scanners (the TSA is also run by my company as part of a great public-private partnership), and the photo clearly showed that she shaved "down there," so there was no doubt that she was a nymphomaniac. Additional proof showing she was a pervert was provided by the hidden video cameras we have in public bathroom toilet stalls, which showed that the harlot usually wore a thong and sometimes black see-through panties. (Note: those of you who would like to see the photos can purchase my company's adult-entertainment video entitled "Toilet Stall Sluts, Vol. 33" - order through our family-value's web site).
One further significant fact - the harlot was arrested at age 17 for underage drinking, though charges were later dropped.
So just put yourself in the place of the police officer. Here he is, confronted by a dangerous sex maniac with a history of alcoholism, but she was driving a car. Obviously, the young whore was a public menace, and probably was driving because she had to meet some client she met on Craig's List to engage in illicit paid sex.
Thus did brave Officer Neal risk his life and limb to apprehend the suspect. No doubt, she raped him! Furthermore, as he didn't wear a condom, Officer Neal could possibly be infected with AIDS, in which case that hooker she be charged with attempted murder.
Although Officer Neal did nothing wrong, he's being persecuted by the Demoncrat mayor for purely political reasons. Not surprisingly, the mayor is a beaner named Julian Castro, the grandson of Fidel Castro, Cuba's communist-Muslim dictator.
Officer Neal is a credit to the police force and should be promoted. The only mild criticism I have of him is that he didn't get the hard drive fixed for his squad car camcorder. If it had been working, we could have recorded and sold that Traffic Stop Slut video for a small fortune.
Should Officer Neal get fired for his alleged transgression, we have plans to hire him at the recently-privatized NSA which is run by my company. There is a vacancy now that the traitor Edward Snowden went to work for the Russkies, after making those ridiculous accustions that the NSA spies on Americans and violates their privacy. That's so absurd that I won't even bother responding to those charges.
A 40-year-old police officer in San Antonio, Texas is facing charges of felony sexual assault after a 19-year-old woman accused him of handcuffing and raping her during a traffic stop over the weekend. More...
Cop Arrested for Rape
Cop Arrested for Rape
According to the liberal media, the police officer stopped the 19-year-old slut, claiming that her car was reported stolen. Then he patted down the hussy, ignoring her demand to be felt up by a female (read "lesbian") officer. After handcuffing her, he dragged the temptress over to his police car and raped her in the back seat. This would have been recorded by the police car video camera, except that the hard drive was out of order and the cop knew that. He finally released the young witch after warning her not to tell anybody, which she promised to do but then went back on her word and pressed charges.
There are so many things wrong with this story, but don't expect the liberal media to report the crucial facts. First of all, my company's police cars are all hooked to our Homeland Security™ database, so the officer was able to immediately know that the slut wasn't a virgin. Having full access to her medical and pharamaceutical records, he knew that the little tramp had an abortion last year and was now on birth control. He could also view a nude photo of her obtained from TSA airport porno scanners (the TSA is also run by my company as part of a great public-private partnership), and the photo clearly showed that she shaved "down there," so there was no doubt that she was a nymphomaniac. Additional proof showing she was a pervert was provided by the hidden video cameras we have in public bathroom toilet stalls, which showed that the harlot usually wore a thong and sometimes black see-through panties. (Note: those of you who would like to see the photos can purchase my company's adult-entertainment video entitled "Toilet Stall Sluts, Vol. 33" - order through our family-value's web site).
One further significant fact - the harlot was arrested at age 17 for underage drinking, though charges were later dropped.
So just put yourself in the place of the police officer. Here he is, confronted by a dangerous sex maniac with a history of alcoholism, but she was driving a car. Obviously, the young whore was a public menace, and probably was driving because she had to meet some client she met on Craig's List to engage in illicit paid sex.
Thus did brave Officer Neal risk his life and limb to apprehend the suspect. No doubt, she raped him! Furthermore, as he didn't wear a condom, Officer Neal could possibly be infected with AIDS, in which case that hooker she be charged with attempted murder.
Although Officer Neal did nothing wrong, he's being persecuted by the Demoncrat mayor for purely political reasons. Not surprisingly, the mayor is a beaner named Julian Castro, the grandson of Fidel Castro, Cuba's communist-Muslim dictator.
Officer Neal is a credit to the police force and should be promoted. The only mild criticism I have of him is that he didn't get the hard drive fixed for his squad car camcorder. If it had been working, we could have recorded and sold that Traffic Stop Slut video for a small fortune.Should Officer Neal get fired for his alleged transgression, we have plans to hire him at the recently-privatized NSA which is run by my company. There is a vacancy now that the traitor Edward Snowden went to work for the Russkies, after making those ridiculous accustions that the NSA spies on Americans and violates their privacy. That's so absurd that I won't even bother responding to those charges.
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