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  • Steve Allen
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Sep 2008
    • 7

    #61
    Re: WHAT DO GOTHS DRESS UP AS ON HELLOWEEN??

    Originally posted by George Carlin View Post
    They dress up as one of the scariest things imaginable, Christians.
    I remember you now, you went to Dumbass University and majored in Unfunniosty!

    Yes! I did an appearance there and you were the one that shit your pants and then had an epileptic siezure on stage as my opening act!

    Right, now I remember. You're unfunny non-material is much improved from your self-defiling, cripple mocking days! Keep up the less awful work! Some day you may climb the ladder to almost not sucking!

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    • Mr. Old Iron Crotch
      Unsaved Trash, Married to a sadistic witch
      • Oct 2008
      • 120

      #62
      Re: WHAT DO GOTHS DRESS UP AS ON HELLOWEEN??

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Woulda coulda shoulda. Right.

      Let's go back to the election in the year 2000. The Demoncrat Gore clearly won the election, but who has been in the Whitehouse for the past 8 years? Jesus hand-picked GWB to lead us in the War on Terror. If Gore had been president then, you'd be speaking Swahili and married to a camel by now.
      You get to answer some questions now.
      1- Who did God let win the presidential election in 1992?
      2- Who did God let win the presidential election in 1996?
      Also, had Gore won the 2000 election, we would probably have gasoline at less than $2.50 a gallon, 9-11 might never have happened, the federal budget deficit probably wouldn't have ballooned out of control, our economy wouldn't have tanked as a result of having a federal government who keeps cutting taxes while spending like a drunk sailor on shore leave... Have you noticed that McCains' primary campaign message seems to be "I'm not like George W. Bush!" while Obamas' primary message is "Yes he is!" Bush is the worst president we have ever had; McCain realizes that and he's trying to put a huge difference between himself and Bush. Doesn't seem to be working, IMO.
      Now that Obama is president I get to watch my wife have one of those black guys he promised her.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #63
        Re: WHAT DO GOTHS DRESS UP AS ON HELLOWEEN??

        God does not micromanage every thing that happens on earth. That's why He gave us free will. Also, you can't question Him, for He works in mysterious ways. Especially given the fact that you are a wad of unsaved scum and have zero possibility of comprehending His Love.

        As for GWB, ask yourself this; Has America been attacked since Jesus chose him as our president?

        George W. Bush is the greatest president ever. I'm hard at work on the campaign to re-re-elect him!
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Mr. Old Iron Crotch
          Unsaved Trash, Married to a sadistic witch
          • Oct 2008
          • 120

          #64
          Re: WHAT DO GOTHS DRESS UP AS ON HELLOWEEN??

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          As for GWB, ask yourself this; Has America been attacked since Jesus chose him as our president?
          Yes! It's called 9/11! And it happened on his watch!
          Now that Obama is president I get to watch my wife have one of those black guys he promised her.

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          • George Carlin
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Oct 2008
            • 46

            #65
            Re: WHAT DO GOTHS DRESS UP AS ON HELLOWEEN??

            Originally posted by Steve Allen View Post
            I remember you now, you went to Dumbass University and majored in Unfunniosty!

            Yes! I did an appearance there and you were the one that shit your pants and then had an epileptic siezure on stage as my opening act!

            Right, now I remember. You're unfunny non-material is much improved from your self-defiling, cripple mocking days! Keep up the less awful work! Some day you may climb the ladder to almost not sucking!
            I discovered this site recently and just reading some of the stuff posted on it brings me many lolz.

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            • Rev. M. Rodimer
              Honorary True Christian™
              Forum Member
              • May 2008
              • 13996

              #66
              Re: WHAT DO GOTHS DRESS UP AS ON HELLOWEEN??

              Originally posted by Mr. Old Iron Crotch View Post
              You get to answer some questions now.
              1- Who did God let win the presidential election in 1992?
              2- Who did God let win the presidential election in 1996?
              God needed to test us in 1992 and 1996, so that we would know exactly what a Gore presidency would lead to.

              The Clinton years paved the way for eight glorious years of George W. Bush, which will continue into the Palin Presidency!
              Originally posted by Uncurious George View Post
              I discovered this site recently and just reading some of the stuff posted on it brings me many lolz.
              The plural of LOL is LULZ, retard. Can you say LULZ?

              I thought not.
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • Adam Smith
                Unsaved trash
                • Oct 2008
                • 28

                #67
                Re: WHAT DO GOTHS DRESS UP AS ON HELLOWEEN??

                Goth freaks don't even need to dress up to scare people, they're terrifying creatures enough as it is.

                Warning: Eye protection recommended!





















                ^Vile blood rituals



                ^They even manipulate kids into devil worship!

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                • Buckminster Carlson
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Oct 2008
                  • 130

                  #68
                  Re: WHAT DO GOTHS DRESS UP AS ON HELLOWEEN??

                  My friend just sent me an e-mail. The subject said "A Faith Based Future" and the message said "This is what you have to look forward to if you elect John McCain." The following picture was attached. It just makes me want to elect Mr. McCain all the more. This is what we have to look forward to under the McCain regime presidency, brothers and sisters. Glory!


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                  • UnSaved Scum
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Sep 2009
                    • 11

                    #69
                    Re: WHAT DO GOTHS DRESS UP AS ON HELLOWEEN??

                    Originally posted by Ferret View Post
                    You look beautiful, don't listen to these people. <3<3

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                    • Pastor Billy-Reuben
                      Senior Pastor
                      VP of Evangelical Outreach
                      On FIRE for Jesus
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 5812

                      #70
                      Re: WHAT DO GOTHS DRESS UP AS ON HELLOWEEN??

                      Originally posted by UnSaved Scum View Post
                      You look beautiful, don't listen to these people. <3<3
                      That witch hasn't been on this forum in over a year, so she'll never read your pathetic attempt to hit on her.

                      This forum is for praising the sweet name of Jesus Christ. It isn't some pagan pickup singles forum.

                      Pastor Billy-Reuben
                      Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

                      ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
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                      • Fishyswaze
                        Unsaved trash
                        Under Investigation
                        • Oct 2009
                        • 1

                        #71
                        Re: WHAT DO GOTHS DRESS UP AS ON HELLOWEEN??

                        Originally posted by Brother_Percy View Post
                        Goths dress up like sicko vampire circus freaks all year round... does anyone know what they do on Halloween? I got to thinking... maybe they dress up as 'normal folks' for a change ??? Put some color on their faces, and 'pretend' to be sane.

                        Or do they dress up even more UnGodly???!!

                        Does anyone know??

                        I'm not sure, tho' I did a quick Google-search on 'Goths at Halloween', and found THIS -



                        It's enough to make Jesus puke!
                        No they dress up as christians.

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                        • Thorn in God's Backside
                          Unsaved Trash, teenaged witch scum
                          • Oct 2009
                          • 33

                          #72
                          Re: WHAT DO GOTHS DRESS UP AS ON HELLOWEEN??

                          On Halloween we "goths" as you label us, dress up as how we please. We are not evil and dark, as a matter of fact we enjoy dressing up and celebrating with other people in good spirits. Just because we can enjoy a simple night means nothing. Would you call us evil and deem us Satan Worshipers if we dressed up in the middle of the summer in costume and walzed about asking for treats? Also ceremonial robes are robes used for various things like protection, warmth, etc.

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                          • fire n brimstone
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Oct 2009
                            • 4

                            #73
                            Re: WHAT DO GOTHS DRESS UP AS ON HELLOWEEN??

                            frightfully they dress up as a normal person and pray on the sick fks who trick and treat on helloween and try to get them to join there sick cult of vampire shit

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                            • Bobby-Joe
                              Landover Security Superviser
                              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 18405

                              #74
                              Re: WHAT DO GOTHS DRESS UP AS ON HELLOWEEN??

                              Originally posted by fire n brimstone View Post
                              frightfully they dress up as a normal person and pray on the sick fks who trick and treat on helloween and try to get them to join there sick cult of vampire shit
                              Anyone have any idea what this poster said here? Think he maybe talking in some kind of gay code or something.

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                              • Rev. Jim Osborne
                                True Christian™ Televangelist
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                                True Christian™
                                • Jun 2009
                                • 8622

                                #75
                                Re: WHAT DO GOTHS DRESS UP AS ON HELLOWEEN??

                                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                                Anyone have any idea what this poster said here? Think he maybe talking in some kind of gay code or something.
                                It appears to be a pidgin dialect of Dumbassese. Sorry, I don't speak it, but we might be able to find another unsaved trash that can translate.

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