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  • JennyD
    Honorary True Christian™
    Sweet Placid Sister
    Forum Member
    • Dec 2007
    • 9567

    #31
    Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    What ever do you mean Ezekiel? Since the old Hareth farm and woods are church property anyone squatting there would be trespassing and we know what Iowa state laws says about that.

    Me and the boys better go check that out. It's been a while since we've been there.
    Now, how's THAT for a coincidence!

    The hippies have house guests this weekend, a whole busload of "Communal Wiccans" who said they've been operating an old farm just south of Jordan Fork.

    I may have to share credit with Vinnie for this bunch. 42 of them!

    How many points do we get for pre-born witch babies, anyway? Four of the women are (visibly) pregnant. That could make it a score of 46.
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    • Jared H. Price
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      • Sep 2009
      • 58

      #32
      Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

      My cousin Ron K. Price sent me this clip of him on Nov. 1st last year after going on an urban witch hunt. Haven't done an urban one yet but it looks like he had fun.

      Jesus will return the favor with nails of truth and the hammer of righteousness.

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      • birdstheword
        Unsaved trash
        Under Investigation
        • Oct 2009
        • 3

        #33
        Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

        WHOA, WOW! I just stumbled into the most hypocritical, nonchristian, community out there. All of you so called Christians on here hide behind the name of Jesus to do your dirty work of turning people away from Christ. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES. YOU ARE SATANISTS. Seriously, go back and read what it is to be a christian.
        Look up stuff about Christian Goths
        MUAHAHAAHAHHAHA
        WE EXIST AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT! GUESS WHAT IM NOT GOING TO HELL BECAUSE I ACCEPTED JESUS AS MY LORD AND SAVIOR. I DON'T NEED SOME PIXELATED MEDALS TO KNOW THAT. Wow you guys need a website to reassure yourselves of not going to hell, how pathetic. Seriously, you guys need to grow up and just admit that every last one of you are posing as a christian. What is wrong with you? "LET HE WHO IS WITHOUT SIN CAST THE FIRST STONE!" I see alot of stone casting, but none of you are without sin. Have you forgotten John 3:16? He "SO LOVED THE WORLD" including witches, lesbians, gays (which most of you ragging on the gays are probably gay men who say they aren't). Yes what they do is a sin, but God loves them. Otherwise he wouldn't have sent His Son Jesus to die for them. When God tore the veil, that veil represented people like you who get in the way of people who need the chance to know Christ. Seriously, the whole leading people astray thing is gonna hurt in the end...its going to hurt you. For your racist, sexist , hating people. "love thy neighbor as you love thyself"
        and for you witch hunters, there is hope for the witches, no matter how many you try to kill, there is still hope for them too. Saul when he turned to Paul, he was given a second chance. So who are you to say that another cannot receive that same chance? Who are you to say that Jesus' judgement is incorrect if he is perfect? If He says he forgives all sin, then who are you to say that some sins are unforgivable? Are you trying to overrule Christ? That's a big NO NO. I feel bad for all of you. Don't bother trying to get a rise out of me by responding. I'm doing the Christian thing by walking away, and not letting the sun set on my anger towards you heathens that call yourselves Christian. As for you horrible people who mock Goths, well here is a verse specifically to you:1 Samuel 16: 7 But the Lord said to Samuel, “Do not look on his appearance or on the height of his stature, because I have rejected him. For the Lord sees not as man sees: man looks on the outward appearance, but the Lord looks on the heart.”
        With this I depart dissapointed in all of you. May the Lord bless all of you and may you all find Jesus as your true Lord and Savior, not as your mask that which you may be cruel, evil and menacing. That you may lead others to the light instead of astray. Get right with God.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #34
          Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

          "Jesus does not hate anyone."

          That's not true. God hates the sin AND the sinner, and Jesus is God (John 10:30 I and my Father are one.).

          Lev 20:23 And ye shall not walk in the manners of the nation, which I cast out before you: for they committed all these things, and therefore I abhorred them.

          Hosea 9:15 All their wickedness is in Gilgal: for there I hated them: for the wickedness of their doings I will drive them out of mine house, I will love them no more: all their princes are revolters
          .

          Please read the WHOLE Bible before it's too late.

          Before you complain about the the fact that the verses I cited were from the Old Testament, as if that somehow makes them worthless, consider this:

          In the Old Testament, it says that God hates "all workers of iniquity" (Ps 5:5).

          In the New Testament, what does Jesus say that he is going to do to these workers of iniquity? Is he going to love them? Is he going to be their pal, and tell them that it's ok to be themselves? Let's see...

          Matt 13:41-42 The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.
          And one more thing; Jesus DID NOT die for everyone

          He died for those that BELIEVE.

          For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, THAT WHOSOEVER BELIEVETH IN HIM SHOULD NOT PERISH, but have everlasting life.
          John 3:16
          Everyone doesn't believe in Jesus, thus they will perish.


          I pray that you have found this enlightening.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Ezekiel Bathfire
            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
            Christ's Rottweiler
             
            • Jan 2008
            • 22912

            #35
            Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

            Originally posted by birdstheword View Post
            WHOA, WOW! I just stumbled into the most hypocritical, nonchristian, community out there. [...]
            I only got as far as that point but I thank you for your vigilance and goodness in informing us. If you can just point that site out to us, we will engage them with our Prayer Warriors.

            (Many thanks)
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            • Nurse Clampett
              Jesus's Favorite Nurse
              Forum Member
              • Jan 2009
              • 974

              #36
              Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

              Originally posted by Isabella Abbey View Post
              supports rhythmic tradition
              That sounds Catholic. Can we hunt catlickers? They worship idols and do weird things with incense.
              Luke 5:31
              And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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              • Oakland "Reb" Griner
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2009
                • 2241

                #37
                Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

                This might just be a regional variation, but around here, Mormon women have always been deemed witches for the annual hunt.
                Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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                • SUV
                  True Christian™ Princess
                  The Driving Force behind RA12
                  Have at it, anytime!
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 11027

                  #38
                  Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

                  As a True Christian Lady, I'm really not that much into Blood Sports.

                  But never say SUV is a "party pooper." Can I simply 'count coup' on them, so to speak, with my KJV 1611?

                  They're big uns; ought to put a real hurtin' on the sinful Creatures

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #39
                    Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

                    Well Scripturally speaking, we can count pretty much any sinner as a witch. God grants us plenty of leeway on this point.

                    1 Samuel 15:23 “For rebellion is as the sin of witchcraft, and stubbornness is as iniquity and idolatry. Because thou hast rejected the word of the LORD, he hath also rejected thee from being king.”
                    Sin is rebellion. Anyone who uses his free will to choose to remain in sin is a practicing witch.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Moo2
                      Unsaved trash, teenaged witch
                      • Aug 2009
                      • 38

                      #40
                      Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

                      You kill people? For fun? And I thought the Zodiac Killer was psychotic. You guys take the cake, you know that?

                      Witches are human, I hope you know that. And it doesn't matter what little laws you have in that little hole in the world you live in because federal law deems what you do not only mass murder, but a hate crime.
                      Over hill and through the vail, peace and justice will prevail.

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                      • Rev. Jim Osborne
                        True Christian™ Televangelist
                        Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                        On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 8622

                        #41
                        Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

                        Originally posted by Mew2 View Post
                        You kill people? For fun? And I thought the Zodiac Killer was psychotic. You guys take the cake, you know that?

                        Witches are human, I hope you know that. And it doesn't matter what little laws you have in that little hole in the world you live in because federal law deems what you do not only mass murder, but a hate crime.
                        No, it's not for "fun", it's about following God's commandments...

                        Exodus 22:18 Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

                        Leviticus 20:27 A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.

                        I don't see how you can consider any Satanist witch who murders Christian babies and rapes innocent animals to be "human". You have a very wide definition of "human", then indeed.

                        Also, legally we are in the clear during the Witch Hunt because of an interesting yet beneficial law. Since the community of Freehold was founded prior to the state of Iowa, city law holds precedence over state law. Also, now consider the entire community of Freehold is legally "private property", and our codes maintain the right for residents to use self-defense against trespassers.

                        Therefore any wiccans/witches/Satanists who are on Freehold premises may be killed at will for reasons of self-defense on the resident's parts.

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                        • Moo2
                          Unsaved trash, teenaged witch
                          • Aug 2009
                          • 38

                          #42
                          Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

                          1) That makes no sense. Plenty of communities were founded before their respective states and they still have to follow federal law. What makes "Freehold" so dad-blasted special?
                          2) What self-respecting coven would even set foot in your hole in the world? Or even care for that matter? Answer: none.
                          3) This has been called a "blood sport" by one of the members. "Sport" (even hunting) is defined as being "fun."
                          4) Any "sport" hunting should be banned. If you're going to kill something, at least use it for food and skin, not just the head to make a trophey. No one cares about how many you have slaughtered.
                          Over hill and through the vail, peace and justice will prevail.

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                          • JennyD
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Sweet Placid Sister
                            Forum Member
                            • Dec 2007
                            • 9567

                            #43
                            Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

                            Originally posted by Mew2 View Post
                            You kill people? For fun? And I thought the Zodiac Killer was psychotic. You guys take the cake, you know that?

                            Witches are human, I hope you know that. And it doesn't matter what little laws you have in that little hole in the world you live in because federal law deems what you do not only mass murder, but a hate crime.
                            God is not human. He demands that we exterminate those who practice witchcraft. Who are you to question Him?
                            Originally posted by Mew2 View Post
                            4) Any "sport" hunting should be banned. If you're going to kill something, at least use it for food and skin, not just the head to make a trophey. No one cares about how many you have slaughtered.
                            So . . . you think we should EAT witches?

                            And you think WE are psychotic.

                            We're not Catholics! We don't practice cannibalism!
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                            • Moo2
                              Unsaved trash, teenaged witch
                              • Aug 2009
                              • 38

                              #44
                              Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

                              All I said was that if you have the guts to take something's life away, you better have the will to use it for your own nourishment. I said nothing about cannibalism. You shouldn't be hunting people anyway. And isn't there a "Wiccan Recipes" thread in this section? I do believe there is. And what does it talk about? Cannibalism.
                              Over hill and through the vail, peace and justice will prevail.

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                              • Original Gothster
                                Forum Member, Struggling to kick the satan habit
                                Forum Member
                                • Sep 2008
                                • 124

                                #45
                                Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

                                Originally posted by Mew2 View Post
                                All I said was that if you have the guts to take something's life away, you better have the will to use it for your own nourishment. I said nothing about cannibalism. You shouldn't be hunting people anyway. And isn't there a "Wiccan Recipes" thread in this section? I do believe there is. And what does it talk about? Cannibalism.
                                Listen Pocket Monster, no one around here gives a flying bag of crap what you think. These folks know about the real Bible backwards and forwards. The Bible is God's word. If it's in the Bible that God says something is OK, then it's OK, end of story.

                                I'm trying to get right with God and these folks are helping me. If you don't like what they do, how about you just stay out of their part of Iowa.



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