[Remy Lebeau]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

Is it too late for me to join? I'd love to hunt some of these witches with my Mac-10 (that's BEAUTIFUL for some strong maims!)

You'll probably be wired. Do you really think we're going to show you our hunting spots based solely on your word that you have come to your senses?

First, denounce the pope, Darth Ratzinger, as a pedophiliac pimp, thief, psychological drug pusher, nazi, source of worldwide misery, charlatan and anti-christ.

[Remy Lebeau]

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First, denounce the pope, Darth Ratzinger, as a pedophiliac pimp, thief, psychological drug pusher, nazi, source of worldwide misery, charlatan and anti-christ.

I guess he couldn't bring himself to do it.

[JennyD]

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Sorry I haven't been on much. Vinnie and I have been accompanying that busload of "communal living" Wiccans I mentioned a while ago on their trip back to the Freehold area. We convinced them to accompany us on a tour of the official hunting grounds . . . I've taken all their left ears (42 of them!), and Vinnie, er, took care of the rest.

Please do not approach the wreckage until the smoke clears.

[JennyD]

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I apologize for the horrible odor wafting through Freehold the last couple of days. Brother Nobar tells me the whole town smells like a rendering plant had been overrun with zombies that had been doused with diesel fuel and set alight. (How Brother Nobar knows what that smells like, I do not want to know.) In reality, it was the smoldering wreckage of the tour bus after it crashed into a mailbox, killing all 42 Wiccans aboard and burning up the evidence their remains.

Vinnie and I were lucky to escape with our lives . . . and especially fortunate to select a nice, Christian Bed & Breakfast (not just separate rooms, but separate men's and women's wings!) upwind of Freehold.

It seems that once their flab started to melt, it added fuel to the fire and turned it into quite the inferno! (Professor Lardeshia X, you may wish to take note. Your next toke might be your last!)

Vinnie tells me it took two full days before the fire finally burned itself out. I guess the Freehold Fire Department really IS incompetent!

You all will be pleased to know that the Whitfords' mailbox was only dented slightly in the incident, and thanks to the heroic actions of our Sister Mary Maria, no mail was lost. The charter bus company's insurance will cover the damages to the mailbox.

[Justanotherperson]

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What is wrong with you people? Hunting down innocent people just because they have there own religion? Do you think that all people who don't believe in god are witches? Do you have any actual proof of anything? Oh so this lady has a Ouija bored so what! Have you actually seen them cast spelles on people? Honestly I think you guys are horrible. People shouldn't be killed for believing their own religion.

[Justanotherperson]

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No, it's not for "fun", it's about following God's commandments...

Exodus 22:18 Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

Leviticus 20:27 A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.

I don't see how you can consider any Satanist witch who murders Christian babies and rapes innocent animals to be "human". You have a very wide definition of "human", then indeed.

Also, legally we are in the clear during the Witch Hunt because of an interesting yet beneficial law. Since the community of Freehold was founded prior to the state of Iowa, city law holds precedence over state law. Also, now consider the entire community of Freehold is legally "private property", and our codes maintain the right for residents to use self-defense against trespassers.

Therefore any wiccans/witches/Satanists who are on Freehold premises may be killed at will for reasons of self-defense on the resident's parts.

I would like to know where in the bible does it say to hunt and kill people who you think are witches?

[Wide-Open]

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I would like to know where in the bible does it say to hunt and kill people who you think are witches?

Um, you just quoted the relevant verses.

[Justanotherperson]

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Um, you just quoted the relevant verses.

Yes but did it ever occur to you guys that you are breaking the law?? Witches are people. Humans. You guys are MURDERERS!! Every single "witch hunter"

[Justanotherperson]

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Yes but did it ever occur to you guys that you are breaking the law?? Witches are people. Humans. You guys are MURDERERS!! Every single "witch hunter"

Yes it says "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live." but if you would of read I said.... hunt and kill people who YOU THINK are witches

[Wide-Open]

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Yes but did it ever occur to you guys that you are breaking the law?? Witches are people. Humans. You guys are MURDERERS!! Every single "witch hunter"

Calm down friend. It's not murder if God COMMANDS you to kill. And yes, it is slightly against secular law, but then again we live in Freehold.

Feel free to report us to Ofc. Don Richards though.

[Remy Lebeau]

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What is wrong with you people? Hunting down innocent people just because they have there own religion? Do you think that all people who don't believe in god are witches? Do you have any actual proof of anything? Oh so this lady has a Ouija bored so what! Have you actually seen them cast spelles on people? Honestly I think you guys are horrible. People shouldn't be killed for believing their own religion.

A witch isn't a person. Get your facts straight.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Yes but did it ever occur to you guys that you are breaking the law?? Witches are people. Humans. You guys are MURDERERS!! Every single "witch hunter"

While we are, as True Christians(tm) who worship every commandment of God, bound to obey secular laws, you should know that Freehold's local ordinances are a bit more in line with the KJV Bible than most American localities.

[Justanotherperson]

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Calm down friend. It's not murder if God COMMANDS you to kill. And yes, it is slightly against secular law, but then again we live in Freehold.

Feel free to report us to Ofc. Don Richards though.

God also commands you to give your oldest son. Do you sacerfice him?

[Justanotherperson]

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A witch isn't a person. Get your facts straight.

There is no such thing as a witch. Just you believing that people who might not follow the same religion as you are witches. There is no such thing as witchcraft, magic, or spells.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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There is no such thing as a witch. Just you believing that people who might not follow the same religion as you are witches. There is no such thing as witchcraft, magic, or spells.

Then why does God condemn them to hell and order us to kill them if they don't exist? Answer that Mr. Smartypants.

Exodus 22:18
Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.