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  • Road Kill gypsy
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Mar 2009
    • 33
    #151
    Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
    It is wanna be tough guys like you that make me want to scrape the dog crap from my boot and fling it at you. I'll keep an eye out for every time I am walking through a terminal.
    Riiiight, cause I just made soooo much tough guy talk, wanna be or otherwise

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      • Levi Jones
        Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
        Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
        Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
         
        • Jul 2009
        • 13930
        #152
        Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

        A witch truck driver. Don't that beat all? How many times have you listened to Gardner on CD all hopped up on meth?

        I don't suppose you'll tell me which company you work for, so we can organize a boycott would you, warlock?
        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78555
            #153
            Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

            Originally posted by Road Kill gypsy View Post
            Riiiight, cause I just made soooo much tough guy talk, wanna be or otherwise
            I love your headscarf. Did your husband buy that for you?
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                Honorary True Christian™
                Forum Member
                • May 2008
                • 13996
                #154
                Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

                So, who won the Witch Hunt?

                Where are the pics of the final tallies?
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • James Hutchins
                    True Christian™
                    Just a Regular Nice Guy
                     
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 29453
                    #155
                    Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    I love your headscarf. Did your husband buy that for you?
                    I bet the scarf has handles on it too.
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • James Hutchins
                        True Christian™
                        Just a Regular Nice Guy
                         
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 29453
                        #156
                        Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

                        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                        So, who won the Witch Hunt?

                        Where are the pics of the final tallies?
                        My family only got 57. One of the downsides being 40 miles from town. We did get a couple of costumed trickers that came to our door. They are still in the barn, all tied up. Not sure what to do with them.
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • Rev. M. Rodimer
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Forum Member
                            • May 2008
                            • 13996
                            #157
                            Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

                            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                            My family only got 57. One of the downsides being 40 miles from town. We did get a couple of costumed trickers that came to our door. They are still in the barn, all tied up. Not sure what to do with them.
                            Last year, when I came to town, we were required to bring all their right ears, or right hands, or genitals as evidence for the tally.

                            I chose to do the hands. I didn't want to get into their nether regions, who knows what might be lurking down there!

                            Besides, shellfish are an abomination.
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                              • Levi Jones
                                Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                                Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                                Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                                 
                                • Jul 2009
                                • 13930
                                #158
                                Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

                                The Jones boys got 54. All the pics were deleted from here, though.
                                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                                  • Vavoline Johnson
                                    Mammy
                                    Forum Member
                                    • Apr 2009
                                    • 960
                                    #159
                                    Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

                                    Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                                    The Jones boys got 54. All the pics were deleted from here, though.
                                    Well, I got da most evil witch of em all, Miz April.
                                    We got her tied up in da basement and waitin on a cold day so we can burn her!
                                    Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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                                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                        Honorary True Christian™
                                        Forum Member
                                        • May 2008
                                        • 13996
                                        #160
                                        Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

                                        Did anyone capture van Hellthing this year?

                                        Or that other one, what's her name . . . Moonshine?
                                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                                          • Levi Jones
                                            Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                                            Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                                            Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                                             
                                            • Jul 2009
                                            • 13930
                                            #161
                                            Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

                                            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                                            Did anyone capture van Hellthing this year?

                                            Or that other one, what's her name . . . Moonshine?
                                            I did bag two witches who were infiltrating this place. I won't mention their names.

                                            Let's just say, I have a great new trophy hanging on the basement wall.
                                            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                                              • Rev. Jim Osborne
                                                True Christian™ Televangelist
                                                Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                                                On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Jun 2009
                                                • 8622
                                                #162
                                                Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

                                                While I did not personally kill any witches this year, I did manage to convert seven of them to True Christianity(tm) after an exhausting weekend at the Freehold Hilton. Just taking these girls one after another, or a few of them at the same time, can be trying. I was spouting so many Bible verses my tongue was sore the next day.

                                                I think it's only fair that that should count for something.

                                                Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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