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  • Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

    I may have to run my truck on up to the gates at freehold and see how many of you it takes to not knock me down

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    • Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

      Are you serious? witch hun topic!!

      this is sad.

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      • Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

        Originally posted by WeareLove View Post
        Are you serious? witch hun topic!!

        this is sad.
        What is sad about following God's commandments?

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        • Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

          Originally posted by Roadgypsy View Post
          I may have to run my truck on up to the gates at freehold and see how many of you it takes to not knock me down
          How many it takes to NOT knock you down?

          Friend, you're not making much sense.

          Are you really a gypsy? I hear they're mostly witches.
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
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          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
            Are you really a gypsy? I hear they're mostly witches.
            That would kinda be the point, try to hunt me and see how many of you it takes to fail.

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            • Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

              It a be soundin like dis cracka ass punk wantin ta make trouble y'all.
              Pimpin' Fo Jesus

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              • Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

                I don't make trouble, I end it

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                • Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

                  Originally posted by RoadKillGypsy View Post
                  I don't make trouble, I end it
                  You better watch out or you're going to be roadkillgypsy, soon enough.
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

                    Whys you comin in here an disin us all? Aint cha gotts some vodoo dolls ta burn?
                    Pimpin' Fo Jesus

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                    • Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

                      I didn't diss anyone, I offered to present myself for participation in your hunt, thought you might want it to be a challenge

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                      • Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

                        You funny! No challenge with you! I see you white round eye thru many jungle tree. My papa-son kill joe here, I can kill joe anywhere.
                        berry honorable Chin Han Lo

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                        • Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

                          Originally posted by Roadgypsy View Post
                          I didn't diss anyone, I offered to present myself for participation in your hunt, thought you might want it to be a challenge
                          Head on out to Freehold, I'm sure Bobby-Joe will be happy to direct you to the hunting grounds!
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

                            Originally posted by Roadgypsy View Post
                            I didn't diss anyone, I offered to present myself for participation in your hunt, thought you might want it to be a challenge
                            I don't think it would be much of a challenge. Judging by your avatar, we could easily lure you out of your Freightliner by leaving a trail of bacon off the side of the road out into the remote countryside. As you follow the bacon trail, gobbling it up as you go along, you come across the motherlode underneath a large tree -- a picnic blanket filled with pizzas, bacon cheeseburgers, Krispy Kreme donuts, cheesy chili dogs, and a 24 pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon. You'll be in Hog Heaven!

                            As your blubbery self vibrates wildly in an attempt to reach the picnic feast, we wait in the bushes covered in camouflage. As soon as you step on the picnic blanket, it activates a spring, which releases a net to suddenly rocket it up from the ground grabbing you and your wanted food. No doubt you'll be making guttural sounds, grunts, and snorts as you try to free yourself, but find your attempts to be in vain.

                            So, my tubby truck driving friend, I don't think catching you would be a challenge at all.

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                            • Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

                              You're right reverend, sounds like a freightshaker steering wheel holder to me. No godly man would be caught dead driving one of those rattletraps. Mr gypsy, I can only hope to come across you on the road before the season is over, you're a disgrace to all good God-fearing drivers on the road.
                              Revelation 22 18For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book: 19And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.

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                              • Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

                                This is the unlucky fate that any of you witches will suffer if you trespass on my property on Halloween night!
                                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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