[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: How to Cook Wiccans -- Post Recipes Here

Don't you know Jesus is in charge of the FBI. He is in charge of everything!

Why do you have such a problem with Christians following the Bible?

Brother Ebenezer she has been so busy sacrificing and eating babies as part of her sick cult she has not considered the reality of the Power of Jesus©

[Buckminster Carlson]

Re: How to Cook Wiccans -- Post Recipes Here

Brother Ebenezer she has been so busy sacrificing and eating babies as part of her sick cult she has not considered the reality of the Power of Jesus©

She won't be so spiritually blind when Satan is poised for entry up a one way chute. The only thing she will be busy doing then is screaming for mercy.

[Aptopic]

Re: How to Cook Wiccans -- Post Recipes Here

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

Reason: Being a confused hatemonger
-------
One more smart-alecky post like this one and you'll have your posting privileges modified.

You obviously didn't read our "Welcome" message.

HUZAAAAAH i'm a smart-aleck, who'da thought o.O

I don't need to follow a book written by mortal men either. Why should I? I have a book written by God Himself! Shout Glory!

So that's why it says The Gospel According to Saint Matthew? or The Epistle of Paul to Titus? or The Revelation of Saint John the Divine?

Was it a King James Bible? All those other "Bibles" are false.

and YES those are the direct headings from the King James Version of the bible

[Shame man]

Re: How to Cook Wiccans -- Post Recipes Here

Gen 9:27 God shall enlarge Japheth, and he shall dwell in the tents of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant.

Um, Canaan is not Africa, it is what is now Israel (you know Jerusalem) So the "Black" man you speak of is on a different continent. And if I remember right, Jesus was a jew, so your saying that Japheth is Jesus' master?

Please explain this to me.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How to Cook Wiccans -- Post Recipes Here

Gen 9:27 God shall enlarge Japheth, and he shall dwell in the tents of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant.

Um, Canaan is not Africa, it is what is now Israel (you know Jerusalem) So the "Black" man you speak of is on a different continent. And if I remember right, Jesus was a jew, so your saying that Japheth is Jesus' master?

Please explain this to me.

Jesus is not a damned joo!

Take a look at THIS!

[Aptopic]

Re: How to Cook Wiccans -- Post Recipes Here

you mean this welcome message?

Thank you for visiting. Your rights on these forums are: NONE.

None of any sort whatsoever. Please don't forget this. You are here at the discretion and whim of Pastor Pistle and his Senior Pastors, Administrators, Moderators, or otherwise appointed toadies any of whom may restrict your posting rights, ban you, or edit, delete, or deface your posts whenever they wish with or without any good or other reason and without any right of reply on your part.

The FAQ contains the full draft of your legal rights, but the above is the gist of it.

Thank you.

don't see how that has anything to do with anything...

and oh noes... i'm a potty-mouthed harlot.... sweetie, you haven't seen me be potty-mouthed yet~

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: How to Cook Wiccans -- Post Recipes Here

Gen 9:27 God shall enlarge Japheth, and he shall dwell in the tents of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant.

Um, Canaan is not Africa, it is what is now Israel (you know Jerusalem) So the "Black" man you speak of is on a different continent. And if I remember right, Jesus was a jew, so your saying that Japheth is Jesus' master?

1. Canaan was a man, the son of Ham, the grandson of Noah.
2. Jesus was not a Jew.
3. Shem was the progenitor of the Jews, so they also have a God-given right to own black slaves.

I say we head on down to North Carolina. ... I got a Sig 9mm that says NO MAN WILL EVER CONTROL ME!

That sounds like a threat.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[lady_blessed]

Re: How to Cook Wiccans -- Post Recipes Here

I just wanted to say that it is pretty bad that members of the church who follow GOD and HIS word would talk of killing others whether they be wiccan (who are PEOPLE whether you want to accept that or not) or not. I was always taught thou shalt not kill, not thou shalt not kill everyone but wiccans. I also believe it is wrong for Members or your stature to say these things when you are the ones who are supposed to be leading us down the straight and narrow to GOD's House. GOD does not approve of murder and that is why he gave us the commandments to begin with. He wanted us to make sure we did not do wrong and stayed on his path. Others that choose to go off that path will be dealt with by GOD and should not be condemned by MAN. You should try to change their minds and try to put them back on the right path toward GOD. Not talk of eating, and killing them. That is wrong to just think about it whether you would follow through with it or not.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: How to Cook Wiccans -- Post Recipes Here

GOD does not approve of murder and that is why he gave us the commandments to begin with.

God doesn't approve of murder, but He certainly approves of killing. Have you read the book of Numbers or the book of Joshua?

It's not murder when God commands the killing.

Ex 22:18 Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

Lev 20:27 A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.

Killing witches isn't murder -- it's capital punishment.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How to Cook Wiccans -- Post Recipes Here

I just wanted to say that it is pretty bad that members of the church who follow GOD and HIS word would talk of killing others whether they be wiccan (who are PEOPLE whether you want to accept that or not) or not. I was always taught thou shalt not kill, not thou shalt not kill everyone but wiccans. I also believe it is wrong for Members or your stature to say these things when you are the ones who are supposed to be leading us down the straight and narrow to GOD's House. GOD does not approve of murder and that is why he gave us the commandments to begin with. He wanted us to make sure we did not do wrong and stayed on his path. Others that choose to go off that path will be dealt with by GOD and should not be condemned by MAN. You should try to change their minds and try to put them back on the right path toward GOD. Not talk of eating, and killing them. That is wrong to just think about it whether you would follow through with it or not.

Go back and read the Bible, which is the literal Word of God. He wants witches dead. Queers too.

[TC Patriot]

Re: How to Cook Wiccans -- Post Recipes Here

Wiccan Shiskabob

1 live Wiccan
1 Large metal pole

Prepare large bon fire and stoke it with Liebrul books and news paper.

Impale Wiccan with metal pole

Hoist over fire until tender.

Feed to dogs.

[DavidBenjamin]

Re: How to Cook Wiccans -- Post Recipes Here

1. Canaan was a man, the son of Ham, the grandson of Noah.
2. Jesus was not a Jew.
3. Shem was the progenitor of the Jews, so they also have a God-given right to own black slaves.


That sounds like a threat.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

Please forgive me as I have a question then Why was Jesus among the Jews and why did he Follow Jewish Law? David Came from the Tribe of Judah where accordingly to my understanding is where the term Jew came from is that not correct? Was Not Moses Jewish Also? If Moses was Jewish then it would be Mosaic Law that you are following accordingly to all 613 commandments. Also would it not be correct that Peter,James and Paul were all Jews as well? Accordingly the only non Jewish Book in the bible is that of Luke if I am not mistaken. If that is true then Jesus who was born in the Line of David whom was born of the Line of Judah Which is the line of Abraham Issaic and Jacob which is the line of the Jews and of Israel. Making Jesus born a Jew? Moses who was Born a jew and set in a basket was raised as an egyptian then turned back to his Jewish background and led the Jews as Commanded by God. Moses also recieved the Decalogue written in the hand of God and placed in the Arc with the staff Am I still correct.. Over the time in the dessert Moses recieved the other 603 commandments which were broken down and dealt with Morality, Health, and Justice Again is this correct? That again is the Same mosaic Law that Jesus himself followed and then handed out in teaching by it not being a matter of guessing "What Would Jesus Do" But "What Did Jesus Do" and thus setting the standard for the Law again am I correct? In John 1 and In John 3 he is refered to as a Rabbi each time which means to be a master teacher of Rabinical Study in reference to the Jewish Law is that correct? These questions asked how is it that Jesus was not a Jew as his Mother was a Jew and he was Begot Directly from God?? I don't understand that point? Based on the prior Answer concerning the above. I was always taught he was a Jew

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How to Cook Wiccans -- Post Recipes Here

Please forgive me as I have a question then Why was Jesus among the Jews and why did he Follow Jewish Law? David Came from the Tribe of Judah where accordingly to my understanding is where the term Jew came from is that not correct? Was Not Moses Jewish Also? If Moses was Jewish then it would be Mosaic Law that you are following accordingly to all 613 commandments. Also would it not be correct that Peter,James and Paul were all Jews as well? Accordingly the only non Jewish Book in the bible is that of Luke if I am not mistaken. If that is true then Jesus who was born in the Line of David whom was born of the Line of Judah Which is the line of Abraham Issaic and Jacob which is the line of the Jews and of Israel. Making Jesus born a Jew? Moses who was Born a jew and set in a basket was raised as an egyptian then turned back to his Jewish background and led the Jews as Commanded by God. Moses also recieved the Decalogue written in the hand of God and placed in the Arc with the staff Am I still correct.. Over the time in the dessert Moses recieved the other 603 commandments which were broken down and dealt with Morality, Health, and Justice Again is this correct? That again is the Same mosaic Law that Jesus himself followed and then handed out in teaching by it not being a matter of guessing "What Would Jesus Do" But "What Did Jesus Do" and thus setting the standard for the Law again am I correct? In John 1 and In John 3 he is refered to as a Rabbi each time which means to be a master teacher of Rabinical Study in reference to the Jewish Law is that correct? These questions asked how is it that Jesus was not a Jew as his Mother was a Jew and he was Begot Directly from God?? I don't understand that point? Based on the prior Answer concerning the above. I was always taught he was a Jew

Please use the Godly "search" feature on this forum before asking questions. The topic of this thread is reflected in the title "How to Cook Wiccans." Please post your recipes here if you have any, but do not derail our threads.

It turns out that we have a thread devoted to the subject of Jesus not being a damned joo RIGHT HERE.

[DavidBenjamin]

Re: How to Cook Wiccans -- Post Recipes Here

Please use the Godly "search" feature on this forum before asking questions. The topic of this thread is reflected in the title "How to Cook Wiccans." Please post your recipes here if you have any, but do not derail our threads.

It turns out that we have a thread devoted to the subject of Jesus not being a damned joo RIGHT HERE.

I had just posted in the itroductions Pastor and I am sorry I maybe should leave as I have already angered you.. Thank you for allowing me on Have a blessed day

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: How to Cook Wiccans -- Post Recipes Here

I had just posted in the itroductions Pastor and I am sorry I maybe should leave as I have already angered you.. Thank you for allowing me on Have a blessed day

Brother Zeke is blessed with the Lord's peace and hasn't been angry for a moment since he got saved. He's one of the calmest people I know. Why do you think he was angry in that post? Was it the angry-looking smilie? That's not his picture .