[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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ROTFLMAO!!!! Hypocritical menfolk.

In what way are we hypocritical? Our actions match our words.

Do you know what "hypocritical" means?

Now, here is your proof that Jesus did marry a whore:

I'm afraid you'll have to try again. An unsourced essay from a Pagan website hardly counts as proof. The author cited no evidence to back up his or her claims. That essay is nothing more than the author's own opinions, yet you take it as fact.

Like I asked before, have you ever tried thinking for yourself, or do you just believe anything that anyone who calls themselves a pagan has to say?

This came directly from a CHRISTIAN website.......now what asswipe?

So now you stoop to telling blatant lies to make your point. Paralumun New Age Village is NOT a Christian website. It doesn't even claim to be one.

It does, however, have lots of information about witchcraft.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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ROTFLMAO!!!! Hypocritical menfolk. My opinions are of my own. NO MAN will EVER control me. […]

Oh dear, it sounds like that time of the month again. Really Miss, you should remove yourself from normal life for a week.



Le:15:19: And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even.
Le:15:20: And every thing that she lieth upon in her separation shall be unclean: every thing also that she sitteth upon shall be unclean.
Le:15:21: And whosoever toucheth her bed shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.

Being the heir to the Davidic […]

I am not surprised that, as you are a woman, you cannot grasp the difference between fact, speculation and generalization – particularly in your emotionally unstable state.

May I suggest that you pass any future posts across the desk of a man* before they are released onto the intertubes? It will save some embarrassment for you.

*your father, husband or pastor.

[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: How to Cook Wiccans -- Post Recipes Here

This came directly from a CHRISTIAN website.......now what asswipe?

Do you know that most of the American population CLAIMS to be Christian and saved by the blood of Christ? Well they are liars, and they are just plain WRONG!

God tells us that we must follow EVERY word of the Bible. Even the stuff you don't like! Very few Christians actually do this. The path is small and less traveled!

Matthew 7:14
Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.

So you can try and post all the "Christian" material you want. But unless they hate gays, witches, goths, retards, and whoremongers, THEY ARE NOT CHRISTIAN!

Aren't you supposed to be off fornicating with spirits or something?

Women do NOT have a say in the Church anyway. You are weak, and need a strong Christian husband to get you on the right track demon!

[Aptopic]

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So you can try and post all the "Christian" material you want. But unless they hate gays, witches, goths, retards, and whoremongers, THEY ARE NOT CHRISTIAN!

and that comment proves just how un-christian you small minded people really are

[Little Fae]

Re: How to Cook Wiccans -- Post Recipes Here

As a matter of fact, The Lord took my first born. He died in my Womb.
I guess Jesus didn't think I deserved to have a Cripper for a child.
PRAISE JESUS

However, I don't need Unsaved Scum like you reminding me about it

I'll ask it AGAIN for those who cant understand the ENTIRE post, just pick and choose what you want to answer. Would you have slaughtered your first born for your God (Exodus 22:29-30)? Do you own slaves, or support those who do (Leviticus 25:44-46)? Answer those questions, if you don't, it just shows your hypocritical attitude rules you and your to blind to see it.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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and that comment proves just how un-christian you small minded people really are

Un-Christian? You sound like a person who has never actually READ the Bible.

Luke 11:23 He that is not with me is against me: and he that gathereth not with me scattereth.

That's Jesus talking, friend.

Matt 7:13 Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat:
Matt 7:14 Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.
Matt 7:15 Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

Most people are going to Hell when they die, and that includes false prophets who claim to be Christians.

How can you tell the difference?

Matt 7:21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.

So the real Christians do the will of God. What is the will of God? That's all spelled out clearly in the Bible, which YOU obviously have not read.

Here's a for-instance for you, that shows where you owe Brother Ebenezer an apology:

2 Cor. 6:15 And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel?

As you can clearly see, Christians are supposed to shun non-Christians...

II John 1:10 If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed:
II John 1:11 For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds.

..and that includes folks who claim to be Christians when they don't follow the doctrine of Jesus Christ.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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I'll ask it AGAIN for those who cant understand the ENTIRE post, just pick and choose what you want to answer. Would you have slaughtered your first born for your God (Exodus 22:29-30)? Do you own slaves, or support those who do (Leviticus 25:44-46)?

Of course not. The Bible commands us that when the law of the land conflicts with scripture, we are to obey the law of the land (I Peter 2:13-15).

That's why it is so important to go out there tomorrow and vote for Palin so we can get rid of some of these anti-Biblical laws. Christians are being oppressed here in this country.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Little Fae]

Re: How to Cook Wiccans -- Post Recipes Here

In what way are we hypocritical? Our actions match our words.

Do you know what "hypocritical" means?


I'm afraid you'll have to try again. An unsourced essay from a Pagan website hardly counts as proof. The author cited no evidence to back up his or her claims. That essay is nothing more than the author's own opinions, yet you take it as fact.

Woaahh, hold up. What evidence do you have, other than the bible, of anything you say? What you said is EXACTLY what we say about the bible. There is no evidence other than the author's opinion of what happened. You say it is God's word because it SAYS it is God's word.

Explain to me what the difference is.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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Woaahh, hold up. What evidence do you have, other than the bible, of anything you say? What you said is EXACTLY what we say about the bible. There is no evidence other than the author's opinion of what happened.

You couldn't lie your way into winning the argument, so now you are trying the same trick that Shaman tried. Well, I'm not going to let you get away with it. Are you going to admit that it is NOT a proven historical fact that Jesus was married to Mary Magdalene, or are you ready for round two?

You say it is God's word because it SAYS it is God's word.

Of course I believe God when He tells us in the Bible that the Bible is His Word. Are you calling God a liar?

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Little Fae]

Re: How to Cook Wiccans -- Post Recipes Here

Of course not. The Bible commands us that when the law of the land conflicts with scripture, we are to obey the law of the land (I Peter 2:13-15).

That's why it is so important to go out there tomorrow and vote for Palin so we can get rid of some of these anti-Biblical laws. Christians are being oppressed here in this country.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

So slavery is a good thing, and you specifically would own slaves or support those who do? Do you think that you have the right to own another human being?

Slaughtering your first born is acceptable? You cant believe that, please don't tell me you are that crazy.

Oh and another private message from another of the "on high"
Reason: Spewing hatred and lies on God's favorite forum
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Watch your mouth witch. We do not tolerate fools here. You can lose your posting privileges for showing hatred and disrespect.
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Coward. How do you know it is God's favorite forum, you speaking for the Lord now? Wow, you think mighty highly of yourself.

[Aptopic]

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Hmm... actually i have read the bible... in fact i had it repeatedly crammed down my throat while i was growing up... however, unlike the majority of you people, i can think for myself and do not feel the need to blindly follow a book written by mortal men, reguardless of whether or not they were the actual "words of god"...

Here's a for-instance for you, that shows where you owe Brother Ebenezer an apology:

2 Cor. 6:15 And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel?

As you can clearly see, Christians are supposed to shun non-Christians...

hmmm... i read the entire chapter (yes i touched a bible and neither it or I went up in flames LOL) and fail to see where it says anything about "hateing gays, witches, goths, retards, and whoremongers" , but feel free to try and get an apology from me... i'm not one of your pretty little, male-dominated, can't-think-for-herself, "True Christian", pitiful excuses for a female...

[Buckminster Carlson]

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Ooooooooooooooooooooooook. So, a minister is not a true Christian because that, my hypocrite, is where I got it from. My father also confirms it and he is a Southern Baptist minister. You people are nothing more than a Satanic ritualistic cult. Kind of like that guy in Waco. Brainwashing everyone to believe as you think they should believe. If a man ever laid a hand on me, they would have my Sig 9mm right between their eyes. Think I am playing come on to Virginia you coward. You talk about killing someone, come on to Virginia....I am waiting.

How ignorant. Is a minister of Satanism a True Christian(tm)? I don't care what your father is the minister of. He obviously isn't a True Christian(tm). I mean, look how his daughter turned out. There's a difference between brainwashing and indoctrinating. Look it up. If a man ever laid a hand on you...it would do you some good.

[Aptopic]

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.

Oh and another private message from another of the "on high"
Reason: Spewing hatred and lies on God's favorite forum
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Watch your mouth witch. We do not tolerate fools here. You can lose your posting privileges for showing hatred and disrespect.
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Coward. How do you know it is God's favorite forum, you speaking for the Lord now? Wow, you think mighty highly of yourself.

I see you got one of those as well LOL... apparently respect is only for those who think the same as they do... although, if they don't tolerate fools or hatred and disrespect, then why are 99% of the people still allowed to post on here? i'm confused

[Buckminster Carlson]

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I see you got one of those as well LOL... apparently respect is only for those who think the same as they do... although, if they don't tolerate fools or hatred and disrespect, then why are 99% of the people still allowed to post on here? i'm confused

We let the sinners post for a while as an example of what happens when you worship trees and sniff paint fumes. If they get out of hand, they get banned.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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The Southern Baptist Convention is in a state of complete apostasy, so I wouldn't count your father the Southern Baptist Minister as an authority on anything.

So slavery is a good thing, and you specifically would own slaves or support those who do? Do you think that you have the right to own another human being?

Of course I do -- the right to own black slaves is explicitly spelled out in the Bible. As a white man, I am descended from Japheth.

Gen 9:25 And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren.
Gen 9:26 And he said, Blessed be the LORD God of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant.
Gen 9:27 God shall enlarge Japheth, and he shall dwell in the tents of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant.

Slaughtering your first born is acceptable? You cant believe that, please don't tell me you are that crazy.

I wouldn't want to, but I would do so if God commanded me to. I'll see the kid again in a few decades anyway. What's a few decades compared to eternity?

Coward. How do you know it is God's favorite forum, you speaking for the Lord now? Wow, you think mighty highly of yourself.

Where are all of you witches coming from? Halloween was three days ago. Shouldn't you all be hibernating somewhere with a belly full of trick-or-treaters?

Hmm... actually i have read the bible... in fact i had it repeatedly crammed down my throat while i was growing up... however, unlike the majority of you people, i can think for myself and do not feel the need to blindly follow a book written by mortal men

I don't need to follow a book written by mortal men either. Why should I? I have a book written by God Himself! Shout Glory!

hmmm... i read the entire chapter (yes i touched a bible and neither it or I went up in flames LOL) and fail to see where it says anything about "hateing gays, witches, goths, retards, and whoremongers" , but feel free to try and get an apology from me... i'm not one of your pretty little, male-dominated, can't-think-for-herself, "True Christian", pitiful excuses for a female...

Was it a King James Bible? All those other "Bibles" are false.

Pastor Billy-Reuben