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  • Re: How to Cook Wiccans -- Post Recipes Here

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Listen witch; The Holy Bible is the direct Word of God. Take a look at THIS for proof.

    We do not take blasphemy lightly, witch.
    I read this in the "Agreement" when I signed up and almost laughed my ass off

    "Although the administrators and moderators of The Landover Baptist Church Forums will attempt to keep all objectionable messages off this forum"

    They need to "attempt" a little harder.

    Proof? How is that proof? If I write down "Screwdrivers are holy, ye shall worship them for a ticket to eternal life", then I can point at it and say it is fact because it was written down. Then of someone finds it under a grave marker 200 years from now, they will start to worship screwdrivers because they were told they were holy? What you are talking about is NO DIFFERENT, but mine sounds stupid because you know better. YOU should know better too.

    But I digress,

    This is why I came here:

    Genesis 2:17 But of the tree of knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die.

    Genesis 3:4 and 5 And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die: For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods (plural mind you), knowing good and evil.

    Genesis 3:22 And the Lord God said, Behold, the man is become as one of us, to know good and evil, and now, lest he put forth his hand, and take also of the tree of life, and eat, and live forever.

    First off, it wasn't the serpent that lied, and neither Adam nor Eve died "in the day that thou eatest thereof" and then God agreed with the serpent when he spoke to the rest of the pantheon, and before you start spewing again, WHO is he talking to in G 3:22??? He said one of US, explain this to me, because I would LOVE to hear it.

    One problem you all have is that you think God sent the bible by way of fax machine, it was stories passed down the generations till someone knew how to read and write. There isn't a book written by someone who actually LIVED the experience. Tell me how we know what happened in Pontius Pilate's court? Do you think they gave interviews afterward? Are you all that gulable? The bible is a book of STORIES about people wrestling with morals just like we do today. Before the New Testement, there were sacrifices like crazy, but if God knew that Jesus was coming, then why do this? And for that matter, if God knows EVERYTHING that will happen, then what is the point of it all? Is he just BORED, is he just pathetic and needs to play with peoples lives for entertainment? If you believe that, then your fate then is already sealed, you have NO choices, so I guess I should just pitty you.

    Proud Shaman and husband of the Fae that has been annoying you.
    My wife is my world and deserves to be treated with diginity and respect. She is my best friend and will always be treated as my queen.

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    • Re: How to Cook Wiccans -- Post Recipes Here

      And there ya go! It looks like this site is being invaded by us evil witches. LMAO. Tell me Head Pastor, how many emails have you gotten from MY people? Be careful in answering because I already know how many. My husband nailed it on the head. You people are gullible and naive. My baby knows his shit! I love you hunny!!!!

      Little Fae, Wife of The Shaman that is also now annoying you.
      Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children,and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

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      • Re: How to Cook Wiccans -- Post Recipes Here

        Originally posted by Little Fae View Post
        And there ya go! It looks like this site is being invaded by us evil witches. LMAO. Tell me Head Pastor, how many emails have you gotten from MY people? Be careful in answering because I already know how many. My husband nailed it on the head. You people are gullible and naive. My baby knows his shit! I love you hunny!!!!

        Little Fae, Wife of The Shaman that is also now annoying you.

        Ugh, The only good witch is a dead witch....

        Exodus 22:18
        Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
        Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

        Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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        • Re: How to Cook Wiccans -- Post Recipes Here

          Originally posted by Shaman View Post

          Proud Shaman and husband of the Fae that has been annoying you.
          You should learn to discipline your Wife more.

          So as a "Shaman" you really believe all that nonsense about Healing People and evil Spirits?

          Sister Talitha

          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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          • Re: How to Cook Wiccans -- Post Recipes Here

            What no response??? Can't argue with that now can ya! ROFLMAO!!!!!! Wanna kill me??? Tell me you do, please???????
            Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children,and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

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            • Re: How to Cook Wiccans -- Post Recipes Here

              Prove he was married? Right after you prove he EXISTED, and NOT quote the bible. Prove to me Christ EXISTED, then prove to me which of the 4 gospels are FACT. They don't agree with each other, so tell me which on is fact. I am waiting patiently.
              My wife is my world and deserves to be treated with diginity and respect. She is my best friend and will always be treated as my queen.

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              • Re: How to Cook Wiccans -- Post Recipes Here

                Originally posted by Shaman View Post
                Prove he was married? Right after you prove he EXISTED, and NOT quote the bible. Prove to me Christ EXISTED, then prove to me which of the 4 gospels are FACT. They don't agree with each other, so tell me which on is fact. I am waiting patiently.
                Have you never heard of Faith?
                I don't need proof other than The Bible (King James Version).
                The Bible IS THE TRUTH. Praise Jesus

                You may have a long wait.

                Tell me friend, do you have a Shaman Forum where I can go and Troll just as you are doing here?

                Sister Talitha

                Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                • Re: How to Cook Wiccans -- Post Recipes Here

                  Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                  You should learn to discipline your Wife more.

                  So as a "Shaman" you really believe all that nonsense about Healing People and evil Spirits?
                  Why should I discipline her? For speaking her mind (besides that, it is true)? I will never strike those I love for any reason, if you do, then that is your karma to live with.

                  Nope, I do believe in healing people, but NOTHING about "evil spirits", if you know the term, then do some actual reading on the subject. I have medical fact behind me. You speak of nonsense JUST AFTER you tell me to discipline my wife, you are truly retarded.

                  Don't disagree with your husband, or he should beat you. You believe it is good because the bible says so, pathetic.

                  Which of the 4 gospels is true? Tell me?
                  My wife is my world and deserves to be treated with diginity and respect. She is my best friend and will always be treated as my queen.

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                  • Re: How to Cook Wiccans -- Post Recipes Here

                    First off, my husband has NO right to discipline me. I am a free-willed person and don't need a man to tell me how to live or control me. Nor does my wonderful loving husband believe in beating his wife. You know that is illegal also. That is called Domestic Abuse. I walk beside my husband, not behind or in front of him. I am his equal and I am POSITIVE he agrees with me on that. And yes, my love is one who is a great healer. We both believe in evil spirits, after all, there are alot running this website.

                    In our faith, all men and women are equal. We see not sex, race, skin color, or sexual preference. We see PEOPLE..Hello!!!! You people know nothing about what we do. And as far as sacrifices, sorry, ummm...no....I love my animals and my kids and I can guarantee you i am a better parent and wife than any of you. My boys know the proper way to treat a lady, with respect and dignity. They know that abuse is not an acceptable part of life. Unlike you all who teach that a man should beat his wife into submission. My place is NOT in the kitchen. My place is NOT to stay barefoot and pregnant. My place is however to be free-thinking and walk along side my husband and be his best friend. Which by the way is a wonderful way to go through life. Maybe you all should try it.

                    In every state across the country spousal abuse is illegal. So, continue talking about wife beating. One day, the wife will tire of it and put a bullet thru your brains. Karma is a vicious bitch. So, be careful how you treat others. Remeber your golden rule: do unto others as you would have them do unto you. Oh wait...damn...I guess that gives us permission to kill you since that is what you want to do to us. LMAO.
                    Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children,and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

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                    • Re: How to Cook Wiccans -- Post Recipes Here

                      Originally posted by Shaman View Post
                      Why should I discipline her? For speaking her mind (besides that, it is true)? I will never strike those I love for any reason, if you do, then that is your karma to live with.

                      Nope, I do believe in healing people, but NOTHING about "evil spirits", if you know the term, then do some actual reading on the subject. I have medical fact behind me. You speak of nonsense JUST AFTER you tell me to discipline my wife, you are truly retarded.

                      Don't disagree with your husband, or he should beat you. You believe it is good because the bible says so, pathetic.

                      Which of the 4 gospels is true? Tell me?
                      Why should one be Truer than the other? In their own way they are all True.

                      Sister Talitha

                      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                      • Re: How to Cook Wiccans -- Post Recipes Here

                        Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                        Have you never heard of Faith?
                        I don't need proof other than The Bible (King James Version).
                        The Bible IS THE TRUTH. Praise Jesus

                        You may have a long wait.

                        Tell me friend, do you have a Shaman Forum where I can go and Troll just as you are doing here?
                        King James version? What about the original texts? You dither around in a book that has been translated by people from language to language, to what the King James version is today. You think it is an EXACT translation? pitiful.
                        My wife is my world and deserves to be treated with diginity and respect. She is my best friend and will always be treated as my queen.

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                        • Re: How to Cook Wiccans -- Post Recipes Here

                          Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                          Why should one be Truer than the other? In their own way they are all True.
                          THAT is funny, READ THEM, they don't agree with each other on more than just a couple of points. Don't just let someone read them to you, are you that pathetic that you need your hand held?

                          And for the record, "this forum" insisted on bringing us into this with how to "cook a wiccan" You cant tell me that Jesus himself would approve of this, and Christian means "Christ-like", it also means "hypocrite" apparently
                          My wife is my world and deserves to be treated with diginity and respect. She is my best friend and will always be treated as my queen.

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                          • Re: How to Cook Wiccans -- Post Recipes Here

                            Oh wait...Hunny you are right....Evil spirits, no...Evil people. YES!!!! After all ,this site is filled with them...bigots, blaspemists, hypocrites...yep...lots of BAD BAd People.!!!!! My bad, love. LMAO! Please don't beat me, massah! ROFLMAO!!!!!

                            Hunny, did you notice she had no response for her saying you should beat me???? LMAO. And Talitha, if you have something to say to me, say it here so my husband can also see it. I hide nothing from my hunny.
                            Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children,and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

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                            • Re: How to Cook Wiccans -- Post Recipes Here

                              Originally posted by Shaman View Post
                              I should just pitty you.
                              Is that some kind of new Shaman spell?
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                              • Re: How to Cook Wiccans -- Post Recipes Here

                                Baby-love, this is what Talitha (that sounds like a whore name) said to me:

                                Dear Little Fae,

                                You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

                                Reason: Woman unsaved trash speaking out of turn
                                -------
                                Speak when you are spoken to, you Slattern!

                                LMAO!!! She just don't know does she???? Lookie chickie, you do not control me. So, I can speak whenever I please and in what ever turn I choose. Are ya intimidated by me??? I think you are. ROFLMAO!

                                They are running out of insults. They fear us, sweetie....
                                Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children,and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

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