[Brother Guy Bayard]

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You had a wiccan in your mouth and you swallowed? And you want recognition for that?

[Buford T Scoggins]

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It's just as I thought! A child puts on an "innocent" Halloween costume, and is immediately transformed into a sex maniac! What further proof do we need that this "children's holiday" is truly the work of Satan?

Risqué Halloween Costumes Have Parents Battling with Their Children

People at Party City were still coming in to get their last-minute costumes but some parents were being haunted by what their preteens want to dress up as for Halloween.Kim Lestrange's 12-year-old picked out a Halloween costume online but when she came to buy it the plan quickly changed."This is too revealing for a 12-year-old, I think," Lestrange, of Havertown, said. "I'm going to go with a more conservative look like a clown."

Parents of preteens NBC 10 spoke with said they're dealing with a new kind of scare this Halloween."Cheerleaders with the midriff showing," Natasha Hudson, South Philly, said."She wants to wear what Hannah Montana wears and you know, no, it's not allowed, not in my house," Patty Houston, of Middletown, Del., said.

Jason Bush, a manager at Party City, finds himself showing a lot of parents alternatives to costumes but some preteens want something different."They want the adult costumes, they want to be like their big sisters," Bush said. "They don't always show their parents what they're going to want, and when they get to the store it's a big shock for some of these parents."

"See how short the skirt is and the fish-net stockings?" Houston said.

More here.

[Wash O'Hanley]

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I don't know what the deal is but last night just after supper I felt like beating down a few witches so I put on my face-punching gloves and went out the front door. No sooner did I open the door did 3 wiccans aged 5-8 (they just keep getting them younger and younger in that cult) came to my door. Naturally I beat the garbage out of them and their mom that was with them (not in costume but still evil) and to my surprise was rewarded with bags full of candy that they were carrying around. As I was disposing of the carcasses in my basement another group of tween-aged occultists came knocking at my door and I greeted them with the same hospitality. Again I was rewarded with bags of candy for my effort. My the end of the night I had at least 80 pillow cases and pumpkin-shaped pails full of candy, so much so that I don't know what to do with it all. I think I'll eat some of it to satisfy my sweet tooth and sell the rest to charity.

[Blind leading the blind (On Moderation)]

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Does eating one count? At 11:45pm I ate a small Wiccan.
Praise Jesus! But like chinese food or a catlick communion wafer, I'm already hungry again. I may have to go back out and look before the sun comes up.

Sweet Mother! You give psychos a bad name! Dr. Lector would be ashamed of you! For shame, for shame!

[Brother Temperance]

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By the end of the night I had at least 80 pillow cases and pumpkin-shaped pails full of candy, so much so that I don't know what to do with it all. I think I'll eat some of it to satisfy my sweet tooth and sell the rest to charity.

Wash O'Hanley. What a guy. People just don't get nicer than that.

[Father Thomas Martin]

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Wash O'Hanley. What a guy. People just don't get nicer than that.

Give it ALL to charity...you don't wanna end up like Annias & Sapphira...

[Bobby-Joe]

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Give it ALL to charity...you don't wanna end up like Annias & Sapphira...

Don’t be absurd. Brother Wash knows he is only gifted with his goods (like this candy) from The Lord. How is giving this candy gift away to dead beats, welfare queens, bums and atheists good stewardship of this bounty? Come on Father Thomas, tell me how giving it to the poor is not rewarding sinful behavior.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Give it ALL to charity...you don't wanna end up like Annias & Sapphira...

Give everything to the Roman Catholic system. The local diocese's defense attorney needs a new Maserati.

[SUV]

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I just kicked a wicker chair as I walked past it since thinking about wicker "people" makes me so Angry!!!

[Buford T Scoggins]

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Give it ALL to charity...you don't wanna end up like Annias & Sapphira...

Aha! You are exposing yourself as a true communist! All this nonsense about the rich should give to the poor - can you imagine if companies like Haliburton did such things - think of how devastating that would be for share holders! Or if our Godly health insurance companies offered medical care to the poor - why then we'd have socialized medicine!

Which brings us back to the original topic of this thread, Helloween and Wiccans. As Fox News' Sean Hannity pointed out, Halloween teaches kids to be liberals, because the kids go from house to house begging for handouts. Kids need to learn responsibility and discipline - a good thump every now and then with a baseball bat, or being tied up and locked in the closet for two days, never hurt anyone. That's the way I grew up, and look how well I turned out!

Getting back to the poor - God helps those who help themselves. Charity is communism. If you want to help the poor, tell them to quit whining and buy shares in a good defense contractor like Blackwater or private prison contractor such as Geo Group (formerly Wackenhut). And don't anyone tell me they can't find a job - if you need work, just see your Army or Blackwater recruiter and he'll fix you right up.



If people are too dumb to invest, or too lazy to join the army, they deserve to be poor.

Praise the Lord,
Buford

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: Post here every time you beat up a Wiccan today.

Aha! You are exposing yourself as a true communist! All this nonsense about the rich should give to the poor - can you imagine if companies like Haliburton did such things - think of how devastating that would be for share holders! Or if our Godly health insurance companies offered medical care to the poor - why then we'd have socialized medicine!

Which brings us back to the original topic of this thread, Helloween and Wiccans. As Fox News' Sean Hannity pointed out, Halloween teaches kids to be liberals, because the kids go from house to house begging for handouts. Kids need to learn responsibility and discipline - a good thump every now and then with a baseball bat, or being tied up and locked in the closet for two days, never hurt anyone. That's the way I grew up, and look how well I turned out!

Getting back to the poor - God helps those who help themselves. Charity is communism. If you want to help the poor, tell them to quit whining and buy shares in a good defense contractor like Blackwater or private prison contractor such as Geo Group (formerly Wackenhut). And don't anyone tell me they can't find a job - if you need work, just see your Army or Blackwater recruiter and he'll fix you right up.



If people are too dumb to invest, or too lazy to join the army, they deserve to be poor.

Praise the Lord,
Buford

Matthew 19:16-30:

16Now a man came up to Jesus and asked, "Teacher, what good thing must I do to get eternal life?" 17"Why do you ask me about what is good?" Jesus replied. "There is only One who is good. If you want to enter life, obey the commandments."
18"Which ones?" the man inquired.
Jesus replied, " 'Do not murder, do not commit adultery, do not steal, do not give false testimony, 19honor your father and mother,'[a] and 'love your neighbor as yourself.'[b]"
20"All these I have kept," the young man said. "What do I still lack?"
21Jesus answered, "If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me."
22When the young man heard this, he went away sad, because he had great wealth.
23Then Jesus said to his disciples, "I tell you the truth, it is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. 24Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God."
25When the disciples heard this, they were greatly astonished and asked, "Who then can be saved?"
26Jesus looked at them and said, "With man this is impossible, but with God all things are possible."
27Peter answered him, "We have left everything to follow you! What then will there be for us?"
28Jesus said to them, "I tell you the truth, at the renewal of all things, when the Son of Man sits on his glorious throne, you who have followed me will also sit on twelve thrones, judging the twelve tribes of Israel. 29And everyone who has left houses or brothers or sisters or father or mother[c] or children or fields for my sake will receive a hundred times as much and will inherit eternal life. 30But many who are first will be last, and many who are last will be first.

I betcha even your flawed KJV says something similar.

[SUV]

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Aha! You are exposing yourself as a true communist!

Communiss! Communiss! Not another dirty red ("maroon") fellow-travelling COMMUNISS ON OUR GODLY BOARD!!!

Since this appears to be the case, perhaps Pastor won't be offended if I have a few glasses of the Christmas Eggnog to steady myself for all that Christmas shopping this afternoon.)

[Anna Marie Raven]

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Beat-up? Shouldn't we show kindness to these poor diluted souls? Judgement is reserved only for Jesus.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Beat-up? Shouldn't we show kindness to these poor diluted souls? Judgement is reserved only for Jesus.

It's called the Bible. Perhaps you should try reading it someday before blathering on about what you think it says.

[Jesus is Lord]

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Beat-up? Shouldn't we show kindness to these poor diluted souls? Judgement is reserved only for Jesus.

JESUS commands us to put witches to death!

Exodus 22:18: Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

HE also commands us to judge:

Leviticus 19:15: Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.