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  • #61
    Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing

    Originally posted by Wuffles View Post
    Mammals do produce eggs but not the conventional avian or reptilian eggs. They are much smaller and do not have the rigid "shell" that bird eggs have (the obvious exception is the platypus). But surely you can agree that humans can't impregnate goats. In the twentieth century China tried to create a slave species by Impregnating chimps with human semen and human females with chimp semen. Unsurprisingly it did not work so how if humans and chimps can't breed can humans and goats breed?
    Your ignorance of biology and genetics is astounding.

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    • #62
      Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing

      Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
      And given the secular school system's reliance upon "experimentation" and "empirical evidence", I can only assume you know from experience.



      Did your Mommy have to sign her permission for a field trip to the farm? Or did they just bring some poor goat into your school?
      Get your mind out of the gutter! and I know from other peoples experiments. Given that the men of Australia have a habit of having sex with goats and there are no hybrids in Australia one could logically conclude that men can't have offspring with goats or any other species.

      Also the original problem with this entire farce of a thread is that some "genius" said that men could have sex with pumpkins and produce half human half pumpkin hybrids. Surely even all of you can't be so ignorant as to believe that.
      Matt 13:41-42 The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.

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      • #63
        Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing

        Originally posted by Wuffles View Post
        Given that the men of Australia have a habit of having sex with goats and there are no hybrids in Australia one could logically conclude that men can't have offspring with goats or any other species.
        What about all the kangaroos? Looks like a hybrid to me.
        Stop whining
        (1 Thessalonians 5:18) - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.
        (1 Corinthians 10:10) - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer
        (Psalm 106:25) - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD
        (Ephesians 4:29) - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers

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        • #64
          Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing

          Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
          Your ignorance of biology and genetics is astounding.
          How so? You did nothing to disprove me you just insulted me and waddled away (a common trend on this site). Prove to me through VERIFIED sources (no Photo-shopped pictures or pictures of men in costumes) that men can produce offspring with goats and pumpkins.
          Matt 13:41-42 The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.

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          • #65
            Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing

            Dear Friend,

            Originally posted by Wuffles View Post
            Prove to me through VERIFIED sources (no Photo-shopped pictures or pictures of men in costumes) that men can produce offspring with goats and pumpkins.
            I verify all pictures presented thusfar.

            Now they are verified! Done!

            Yours in Him,
            BAB

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            • #66
              Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing

              Is this not the voice of some atheist, trapped inside a goat after the Democrats instigated the "Cross-Species Breeding Program" as a subdivision of ACLU?

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              • #67
                Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing

                Originally posted by John North View Post
                What about all the kangaroos? Looks like a hybrid to me.
                Allow me to rephrase what I previously stated. There are no Human anything hybrids.
                Matt 13:41-42 The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.

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                • #68
                  Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing

                  Originally posted by Wuffles View Post
                  Allow me to rephrase what I previously stated. There are no Human anything hybrids.
                  If you say so.

                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • #69
                    Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing

                    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                    If you say so.

                    That is photo shopped........ Unless you can get a video of it. Remember the big scam with The Shroud of Turin? Don't believe what all "religious" people say most of the time they fool you and make a profit off of you.
                    Matt 13:41-42 The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.

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                    • #70
                      Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing

                      Originally posted by Wuffles View Post
                      That is photo shopped........ Unless you can get a video of it.
                      You ask for proof; you get proof. You don’t like the proof so you ask for another proof (big surprise). I’ll bet that if we provide you with a video you will say: “Please bring me a live one so I can see for myself”.

                      Atheists… Once they have made up their mind, nothing can make them change.
                      Stop whining
                      (1 Thessalonians 5:18) - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.
                      (1 Corinthians 10:10) - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer
                      (Psalm 106:25) - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD
                      (Ephesians 4:29) - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers

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                      • #71
                        Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing

                        Originally posted by Wuffles View Post
                        That is photo shopped
                        Really?

                        Please show me how it is photoshopped. Is there some odd pixelation in the image? I find none.
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • #72
                          Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing

                          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                          Really?

                          Please show me how it is photoshopped. Is there some odd pixelation in the image? I find none.
                          Funny thing I typed in photo shopped dogs and guess what I found. https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/i..._tCbZwBe_ZQbzQ
                          Also here is photo shopped Jesus but since there is no pixelation Obama must be Jesus https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/i...iKuwh02Ho1e7hw

                          See how easy it is to make things look real?
                          Matt 13:41-42 The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.

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                          • #73
                            Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing

                            Originally posted by Wuffles View Post
                            Funny thing I typed in photo shopped dogs and guess what I found. https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/i..._tCbZwBe_ZQbzQ
                            Also here is photo shopped Jesus but since there is no pixelation Obama must be Jesus https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/i...iKuwh02Ho1e7hw

                            See how easy it is to make things look real?
                            So, Brother "Wuffles", you "photoshopped Jesus"? And did you not think that your sins would find you out?

                            Your obsessive and bestial perversions know no bounds, sir. You will pay for this, for all your talk of goats and other familiars, you will know torment before you draw your final breath.

                            Praise Him!

                            YBIC

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                            • #74
                              Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing

                              Originally posted by Wuffles View Post
                              Funny thing I typed in photo shopped dogs and guess what I found. https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/i..._tCbZwBe_ZQbzQ
                              Have you checked the source of the picture in your search result? The page from where that picture is picked contains a quiz where you should make a statement regarding whether the pictures shown are photoshopped OR not. Of course a page like that matches your search criteria you ignorant fool…
                              Stop whining
                              (1 Thessalonians 5:18) - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.
                              (1 Corinthians 10:10) - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer
                              (Psalm 106:25) - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD
                              (Ephesians 4:29) - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers

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                              • #75
                                Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing

                                Originally posted by Wuffles View Post
                                Funny thing I typed in photo shopped dogs and guess what I found. https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/i..._tCbZwBe_ZQbzQ
                                Also here is photo shopped Jesus but since there is no pixelation Obama must be Jesus https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/i...iKuwh02Ho1e7hw

                                See how easy it is to make things look real?
                                That's nice, but the image of the dog-human hybrid is not photoshopped.

                                Your finding it under a search is meaningless. Please demonstrate that it is photoshopped.

                                Here's another angle. Note the horrified woman staring, aghast, at this travesty of science.



                                And if you zoom the Obama-Jesus photo you've linked to, it's clear that they are two different images at different resolutions.
                                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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