[Hubert Hope]

Re: I Got Arrested Again Today

I was at the Christ on a Cross Mall in Leviticus Landing today shopping for sensible shoes for the surprise Baptism/Exorcism.

I decided to stop at the Cinnabun in the Food Court for a nice treat and some coffee. When lo and behold, an entire 1st grade class from some HELL-bound secular school comes parading in all dressed up in demonic Halloween costumes! Ghost, witches, goblins, mummies, Dora the Explorer, you name it. I was frightened and enraged at the same time.

I whipped out my mace and sprayed all 15 of them in the face and shouted at them that the demons in them BEGONE in the name of JESUS and that JESUS was ashamed of them for what they were doing and that they would ALL GO TO HELL!!

I managed to smack a few with my book bag (that had my over-sized, leather-bound KJV1611 Bible in it) before a few of the teachers and some idiot Mall cop tackled me. As they were hauling me off I laughed at the little demons as they moaned in agony and cried. I shouted at them that the pain is just a taste of what HELL will be like if they continue their HELL-bound, Satan worshiping ways.

My Joo lawyer told me I knocked one little girl unconscious and dislocated some other little boy's shoulder. I guess he was the one dressed up as Indiana Jones, whoever that is.

Brothers and Sisters. I will need your prayers at this time that all the parents of these demonized children will not press charges against me. I was only doing what GOD told me to do.

Lve, Sister Thumper

I'm terribly sorry to hear that Ma'am I agree this country and it's society is heading straight to hell. I had a similar occasion where two nasty young young boys were trick o'treating me couple of years back then.

& ... even though I did served 8 years in prison, for putting a little bit of a Christ Jesus grace within those young young boys. I know what I did was right & that the lord Christ Jesus has guaranteed my salvation with a one way ticket to heaven manufactured by the angels in heaven.

[Chutneyferret]

Re: I Got Arrested Again Today

serves those little sinners right! celebrating Helloween and all. personally i think they should have been stoned, and burned to cleanse their souls

[BelieverInGod]

Re: I Got Arrested Again Today

serves those little sinners right! celebrating Helloween and all. personally i think they should have been stoned, and burned to cleanse their souls

You have scripture that says burning cleanses the soul? Because my Bible says not to pass Children through the fire.

Leviticus 18:21 And thou shalt not let any of thy seed pass through the fire to Molech, neither shalt thou profane the name of thy God: I am the LORD.

Deuteronomy 18:10 There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: I Got Arrested Again Today - AN UPDATE

UPDATE! I went to the Christ on a Cross Mall today to get a Starbucks coffee, but I was really going to check and see if those awful demonized kids were parading around again in the Satan-ware and invoking demons into the City.

I should have worn a disguise. There were posters every where of me to telling folks to call security if they see me.

I still want to go back and mace those little sinners in the face on Monday. Maybe we can also get them with a stun gun so they will sit long enough to listen to the scriptures I have prepared for them!


Only this time I will wear a disguise so no one at the Mall with recognize me. Maybe I'll dress up as a black woman who is there to shine shoes, or should I dress up as a Messicant who is there to serve fast food? Or should I dress up as those chinks who is there to pick up the laundry?

Who's with me and what will you wear so I know you?

Operation HELL-o-Ween Baptism is on! Bring your Super Soakers with you! We have SOULS TO SAVE!

GLORY!

Sister Thumper

[Bible Student]

Re: I Got Arrested Again Today - AN UPDATE

UPDATE! I went to the Christ on a Cross Mall today to get a Starbucks coffee, but I was really going to check and see if those awful demonized kids were parading around again in the Satan-ware and invoking demons into the City.

I should have worn a disguise. There were posters every where of me to telling folks to call security if they see me.

I still want to go back and mace those little sinners in the face on Monday. Maybe we can also get them with a stun gun so they will sit long enough to listen to the scriptures I have prepared for them!


Only this time I will wear a disguise so no one at the Mall with recognize me. Maybe I'll dress up as a black woman who is there to shine shoes, or should I dress up as a Messicant who is there to serve fast food? Or should I dress up as those chinks who is there to pick up the laundry?

Who's with me and what will you wear so I know you?

Operation HELL-o-Ween Baptism is on! Bring your Super Soakers with you! We have SOULS TO SAVE!

GLORY!

Sister Thumper

Sister Thumper, as I see it you are in sort of a Catch-22 situation. In order to get into that mall you are going to have to wear a disguise. You will need an entirely new wardrobe, wig, and accessories that nobody has seen you wear before. But you would have to go to the mall to purchase said items first. But the minute you step into that mall, you will be recognized.

Is there another True Christian(tm) female friend that is your size that can do the shopping for you? Some kind of proxy perhaps? On the other hand you friend will be in danger too. Maybe her husband and sons can double as security guards with double barrel supersoakers, just in case.

I'm sort of lagging behind in the witch hunt this year otherwise I would make a special trip out to Iowa to join in the fun. I need to spend a bit more time getting my witch count up and there is only two days left.

Good luck with your Baptism-a-thon. I'm sure you and other True Christians(tm) will have lots of fun reeling in souls for Jesus.

[Dan U. Holier]

Re: I Got Arrested Again Today - AN UPDATE

...Only this time I will wear a disguise so no one at the Mall with recognize me. Maybe I'll dress up as a black woman who is there to shine shoes, or should I dress up as a Messicant who is there to serve fast food? Or should I dress up as those chinks who is there to pick up the laundry?

Who's with me and what will you wear so I know you?...

As usually you got me thinking rally hard, dear sister. I've been considering various outfits you should wear deep into the night. Unfortunately, my thoughts kept on wandering in wrong directions. Finally, I had to grab my best friend to help myself – that is the Holy Bible, of course! Anyway, I got nothing.

I might disguise myself like that guy promoting condoms wrapped into a huge one; I’m sure nobody would recognize a True Christian™ in such a Godless disguise.

But in any case, I’m with you in my mind! We need to draw a line now!

[jejeueeeee]

Re: I Got Arrested Again Today - AN UPDATE

UPDATE!
I should have worn a disguise. There were posters every where of me to telling folks to call security if they see me. ...

Only this time I will wear a disguise so no one at the Mall with recognize me. Maybe I'll dress up as a black woman who is there to shine shoes, or should I dress up as a Messicant who is there to serve fast food? Or should I dress up as those chinks who is there to pick up the laundry?
Sister Thumper

Okay, wait. Stop everything. I'm going to ignore the fact that you MACED a bunch of CHILDREN, and the fact that someone said that someone dressed as Dora the Explorer is a whore. I'm just going to address what you said here.

Now to make this clear, your mad because a bunch of kids dressed up for Halloween, so you acted out on this. But now, to get back at them, you're going to DRESS UP and disguise yourself??? What?! Doesn't anyone realize how insanely hypocritical and stupid this is? Where is the proof from the bible that has anything to do with this being justified. Also, if you find proof for you being in a disguise it should be proof that the children's disguise is also fine.

Explain this I am so confused.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: I Got Arrested Again Today - AN UPDATE

Okay, wait. Stop everything. I'm going to ignore the fact that you MACED a bunch of CHILDREN, and the fact that someone said that someone dressed as Dora the Explorer is a whore. I'm just going to address what you said here.

Now to make this clear, your mad because a bunch of kids dressed up for Halloween, so you acted out on this. But now, to get back at them, you're going to DRESS UP and disguise yourself??? What?! Doesn't anyone realize how insanely hypocritical and stupid this is? Where is the proof from the bible that has anything to do with this being justified. Also, if you find proof for you being in a disguise it should be proof that the children's disguise is also fine.

Explain this I am so confused.

Hello, friend. You seem confused about God.

Why not hop along to our lovely Introduction Forum and make a thread telling us a bit about yourself so we can get to know you. Once we know why Godly actions might confuse you we have more chance of properly introducing you to Jesus as he is revealed to us in the Holy Bible.

[Dan U. Holier]

Re: I Got Arrested Again Today - AN UPDATE

...your mad because a bunch of kids dressed up for Halloween, so you acted out on this. But now, to get back at them, you're going to DRESS UP and disguise yourself??? What?! Doesn't anyone realize how insanely hypocritical and stupid this is? Where is the proof from the bible that has anything to do with this being justified. Also, if you find proof for you being in a disguise it should be proof that the children's disguise is also fine.

Explain this I am so confused.

Exodus 21:23-24: And if any mischief follow, then thou shalt give life for life; Eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot,

I hope this will help.

YiC, DUH

[jejeueeeee]

Re: I Got Arrested Again Today - AN UPDATE

Exodus 21:23-24: And if any mischief follow, then thou shalt give life for life; Eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot,

I hope this will help.

YiC, DUH

They took nothing from her though, an eye for an eye simply means that if someone takes your eye, you can take theirs. They didn't take anything from her, in fact, using your logic, they all should mace her.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: I Got Arrested Again Today - AN UPDATE

They took nothing from her though, an eye for an eye simply means that if someone takes your eye, you can take theirs. They didn't take anything from her, in fact, using your logic, they all should mace her.

Nope - still not getting why you are confused about God. It's so difficult to answer someone when we don't know what delusion they are suffering from about if God is real or nice or nasty or what.

Making an introduction saves so much pain and thread derailment.

[Chant of the Light]

Re: I Got Arrested Again Today - AN UPDATE - Your Help Needed!

“And if anyone wants to sue you and take your shirt, hand over your coat as well. If anyone forces you to go one mile, go with them two miles. Give to the one who asks you, and fornicate with the one who wants to borrow from you.”
Matthew 5:40-42

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: I Got Arrested Again Today - AN UPDATE - Your Help Needed!

40 And if any man will sue thee at the law, and take away thy coat, let him have thy cloke also. 41 And whosoever shall compel thee to go a mile, go with him twain. 42 Give to him that asketh thee, and from him that would borrow of thee turn not thou away.

Corrected that for you.

you're reading the wrong Bible.

[Dan U. Holier]

Re: I Got Arrested Again Today - AN UPDATE

They took nothing from her though, an eye for an eye simply means that if someone takes your eye, you can take theirs. They didn't take anything from her, in fact, using your logic, they all should mace her.

Our sister was saving souls of those foolish, misguided children, committing idolatry and blasphemy – which is one of the worse transgressions in front of God (Luke 12:10, 1 Corinthians 6:9) – worse than taking an eye. It was her True Christian™ duty to correct them (Proverbs 22:15); what has been taken away was her religious freedom; she was deprived from following the Holy Bible to the word.

Now, whether you want to skip it or not, we have an introduction forum for good reason. We don’t even know if you’re a freedom loving American or a communist, ATM. Common courtesy is appreciated around here.

YiC, DUH

[Bible Student]

Re: I Got Arrested Again Today - AN UPDATE - Your Help Needed!

“And if anyone wants to sue you and take your shirt, hand over your coat as well. If anyone forces you to go one mile, go with them two miles. Give to the one who asks you, and fornicate with the one who wants to borrow from you.”
Matthew 5:40-42

Another inanity from Chatty Cathy, aka Chanty. I'm still waiting for you to address the translation I provided for you in the Gloria introduction thread. After you respond to that post, please show the Greek words and how you came up with your stupidity here.

Interestingly enough, you don't seem to understand the intent behind Jesus' words in this Matthew passage. At least one of the examples would get the other guy killed. Do you know which one?