[Bob4God]

Re: What should I do to sinners at my door for Halloween?

Halloween is a fantastic witnessing opportunity!

I don't think that True Christians should barricade themselves in their homes this year.

Instead, we should put on the full armor of GOD and march the streets actively seeking these little sinners out.

Imagine seeing these lasciviously adorned brats scatter in all directions when they hear the triumphant marching of an army of Christian soldiers singing joyously in the night, "Onward Christian Soldiers!"

We could go door to door in order to chastise households who are encouraging the celebration of darkness by handing out candy!

We could corner small children in alley ways and offer them the blessed light of JESUS CHRIST.

To arms, Christian brothers, to arms!

[Samuel Coleridge]

Re: What should I do to sinners at my door for Halloween?

Shoot them, which is perfectly legal according to secular American laws as such behaviour is considered as illegal trespassing.

You have been watching too many Hollywood movies. You cannot shoot someone for coming to your door, and depending on the state you live in, you cannot even shoot someone breaking into your car.

Yours in keeping you from prison rape,
Sam

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: What should I do to sinners at my door for Halloween?

You have been watching too many Hollywood movies. You cannot shoot someone for coming to your door and depending on the state you live in, you cannot even shoot someone breaking into your car.

Yours in keeping you from prison rape,
Sam

Do you mean to say if someone comes to my door with evil intent, I cannot protect myself? What is more evil than Satan or his dominions? How else would we protect ourselves on this, the most evil of nights?

I shall stand at my doorpost and read aloud from the MIGHTY WORD OF GOD ALMIGHTY HIMSELF! I shall BLESS THIS NEIGHBORHOOD WITH THE SPIRIT OF LIFE FROM THE WORDS OF THE LIVING WATER!

HALLELUJAH The LORD is risen and will NOT be pushed around by mask wearing imps looking for sugary hand-outs! Not on MY watch!

[Deaner]

Re: What should I do to sinners at my door for Halloween?

Despite some above stated oppostion, I say shoot them... twice. Would you like to see the face of my sweet daughter Chastity as make believe demons crawl up to my door and she looks at her Daddy's face for protection?

Again, double barrelled shotgun right in the mouth. Then drag them with chains behind your truck. Any Sheriff would understand.

[Henry Poppendorfer]

Re: What should I do to sinners at my door for Halloween?

A swift paddle does the trick every time. And I quote from Proverbs 13:24,

He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.

I have never failed to whip, spank, beat, smack, or assault my children when the need arises, or when the mood strikes me, so they have grown up with a very healthy fear of the Lord in them, so much so that sometimes I can see them start to break down and cry tears of joy when I'm in the same room, because they're so thankful, and they love the lord so much. I am certain that you can do the same with these hooligan trick-or-treaters who have so rudely trespassed on your property.

[Proud Faroese]

Re: What should I do to sinners at my door for Halloween?

You have been watching too many Hollywood movies. You cannot shoot someone for coming to your door, and depending on the state you live in, you cannot even shoot someone breaking into your car.

Yours in keeping you from prison rape,
Sam

In what commie-fascist country do you live in where people arent allowed to defend themselves?! In America they love to blast some demons on helloween, and its perfectly legal as its self defence, and we dont watch hollywood movies by the way, those movies are nowadays nothing but porn and swearing

[andreas.karlssson]

Re: What should I do to sinners at my door for Halloween?

In what commie-fascist country do you live in where people arent allowed to defend themselves?! In America they love to blast some demons on helloween, and its perfectly legal as its self defence, and we dont watch hollywood movies by the way, those movies are nowadays nothing but porn and swearing

First of all, shooting someone knocking on your door is not considered self-defense in USA. No matter what state you live in! Secondly, its spelled Halloween, thirdly, Halloween doesn't have anything to do with Satan. And if you believe that you should start reading some books..

And last but not least, do you really think that Satans masterplan would be to have kids knocking door begging for candy and in that way getting their souls into hell? That is some **** up logic!

[Proud Faroese]

Re: What should I do to sinners at my door for Halloween?

And last but not least, do you really think that Satans masterplan would be to have kids knocking door begging for candy and in that way getting their souls into hell?

Yes

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: What should I do to sinners at my door for Halloween?

First of all, shooting someone knocking on your door is not considered self-defense in USA. No matter what state you live in!

How do you know you goddamned foreigner!? In Freehold it's perfectly legal for me to shoot anyone I want!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: What should I do to sinners at my door for Halloween?

Halloween doesn't have anything to do with Satan. And if you believe that you should start reading some books..

Shows what you know.

The only book worth reading is the Holy Bible, KJV1611 tyvm. In its pages is God's Love Letter to you, including how to identify the Enemy (Satan) and his tactics.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: What should I do to sinners at my door for Halloween?

Shows what you know.

The only book worth reading is the Holy Bible, KJV1611 tyvm. In its pages is God's Love Letter to you, including how to identify the Enemy (Satan) and his tactics.

I urge all True Christians™ to gain inspiration from this link to a marvellous instruction to children of the satanic nature of Halloween.

[Rev.Dr. Six Fingers]

Re: What should I do to sinners at my door for Halloween?

I love Halloween, every year I pass out ice cubes to the children. You don't even have to be fancy, just get a 10lb. bag of ice from the supermarket, make sure you salt it though, and wear dark fabric gloves to soak up any excess water from the ice. People are weary of wet hands.

The kids never see it coming, they only care that SOMETHING falls in their Bag O' Greed on the Pagan holiday.

My reward is twofold, I like to see happy children, so they're happy to get the "candy", and that makes me happy; and I'm happy knowing that in no time that bag of candy is going to be a soggy mess.

So I get happy kids on a Pagan holiday, (small sacrifice).

For:

Parents being punished with a sticky mess and a crying child for practicing a Pagan holiday (big reward).

[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: What should I do to sinners at my door for Halloween?

Well, ever since the Robertson boy got the deaf penalty fo shootin some white kid at his door, we jist give me some chocolaty ELAX in their treat bags.
You kin use it fo cookin, too!
Baked brownies for some dinner party and Auntie Jeanette ate them all. Heard they is still tryin to clean the seats of the Oldsmobile after she pooed them. Next time buy a Caddie wif leather seats!