[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

I got a nice catch in addition to my previous catches. 3 witches were captured by my bear traps at once after which I finished them all off with a head shot. They kept yelling and screaming about being a group of forest inspectors researching weird noises, which proves once more witches are dirty liars who will say anything to escape their well deserved fate.

I have seen Pastor Ezekiel's new Gatling gun in action now. It wastes a lot of bullets, I prefer 1 bullet 1 witch myself, but it certainly is effective. Our Pastor actually beheaded a few witches in mid air with it.

[Carl the wop]

Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

I set out some brooms with axle grease on them. Found 5 unconscious witches outside my door this morning. Some boiling water took care of them.. I may use their ashes in my fire pit for seasoning..

[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

Not being blessed with living in Freehold, I can only hunt witness to witches within the law of godless Suffolk.

Why only yesterday, to show transatlantic support for your endeavors, I personally butchered prayed with twenty nine witches. All of them are now buried in shallow graves shriven in the blood of the Lamb of God.

Praise Him!

YBIC

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

They kept yelling and screaming about being a group of forest inspectors researching weird noises,

"Forest Inspectors"?

Did they have badges, too?



Disgusting.

[John Creeser]

Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

I was wondering why my damn traps were so expensive this year!!! I accidentally ordered the wrong size (I put the next door neighbors kid in the middle for scale).

Do you think I can still use them? With that said, can I borrow someones back ho to haul these around?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

I was wondering why my damn traps were so expensive this year!!! I accidentally ordered the wrong size (I put the next door neighbors kid in the middle for scale).

Do you think I can still use them? With that said, can I borrow someones back ho to haul these around?

Scale? Looks like the perfect bait to me.

The parents aren't Christians, right?

I got two more in my traps this morning. This is soo much more fun than the "Witch Dunking Booth" at the carnival!



I'm not sure why people insist on using guns, though. I prefer a lower-tech method.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

I'm having another excellent year. As always, I never reveal my methods, but let's just say that I've already got buckets and buckets of witch cooters waiting for the judge to examine.

[Liam the ex-drunk]

Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

I've been very busy recently securing my land against the vermin and setting traps. However I believe one of them cast a spell of some sort on my Internet connection. The accesspoint to my home was destroyed and it took over a week for an engineer to remove the burnt out gunge from the wall cavity and restore my access.

In saying that as well as providing a bountiful harvest, the Lord has armed me to the teeth this year. I've already capture some Homer Leprechauns (See picture 1) and their tallywackers are in the post for examination. I have also bagged me a lesbie witch (See Picture 2), There were 2 of them initially the one in te red was trying to mount my plough horse and I'm not sure she was using him to plough.

Pic 1 - Homogay Leprechauns


Pic 2 - Lesbie Witches (The one in the Blue got away)

[Carl the wop]

Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

My traps are set for tonight. My bonfire of the inanities will be gloriously fueled with the rotting flesh of these wicked wiccans.

[Liam the ex-drunk]

Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

My traps are set for tonight. My bonfire of the inanities will be gloriously fueled with the rotting flesh of these wicked wiccans.

May God be with you my Ex-papaist friend!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

My traps snagged six more witches last night, and Officer Don.

I don't think he's a witch . . . is he?

[James Hutchins]

Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

This year, I have been stuffing the witches in barrels. It locks in the stench from the 'collection' as well as ensure none come back to life and try to escape.


I think I am going to be close to you this year Zeke!

[Rahab the Harlot]

Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

I gotta be honest, I find the fact that you seem to have actual "witch hunts" more than a little unnerving.

[John North]

Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

Praise the LORD! I’ve got a live one! This is my first ever! What now? Should I poke it with a stick or throw down a badger? Damn the weapon laws where I live for not allowing True Christians to own grenades.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

I gotta be honest, I find the fact that you seem to have actual "witch hunts" more than a little unnerving.

Why? It's much more sporting than just arresting and executing them.