True Christian™ Inkblot Test

[Witch Hammer]

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My results:

1. Two pickaninnies wearing police hats performing cunnilingus on an Asian prostitute wearing crotchless fishnet pantyhose and a red foam clown nose. Jesus can be seen clearly in the background, weeping.
2. Siamese twins with pompadours and extremely large tallywackers ejaculating synchronistically. Jesus is leering in disgust.
3. Two sodomites recruiting midgets for group anal sex. Jesus can't be seen in this one, but He is implied by omission.
4. Noah leading a pair of ankylosaurs onto the Ark.
5. The Holy Spirit alighting like a dove upon Jesus, just after His baptism.

[Jim Farmer]

Re: True Christian™ Inkblot Test

1. Two nigras preparing to anally rape two bound and gagged little white boys.
2. Two lezbean nigresses with huge buttocks kissing each other and farting.
3. Two midgets anally penetrating two gaysexurals
4. Person with ebola
5. Rear view of gaysexural penetrating an animal of unknown species, while 2 of his friends dance with joy (and large erections) at their prospects of being next.

[Basilissa]

Re: True Christian™ Inkblot Test

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[JustGotSaved]

Re: True Christian™ Inkblot Test

1. what a gayhomo looks for
2. what a gayhomo looks fo
3. Veneral diesease
4. menstruation droppings
5. a lollypop

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: True Christian™ Inkblot Test

1 and 2 just look like inkblots to me (I have almost no imagination, which my husband says is a blessing in a woman).

3 and 4 look like lepers in varying stages of disintegration and make me think of Leviticus 13.

5 appears to be some sort of pagan ritual. I only glanced at it very briefly so as not to become sullied by the sight of it.

[Truenamer]

Re: True Christian™ Inkblot Test

1. Two thieves in stupid hats attempting to lift a royal crown
2. Two faeries in ornate dresses square dancing
3. Two women with their clothes sewn together are being molested by children
4. Dr. Mario jumping off a stray leg.
5. Two buff demons try to sacrifice an upside down elephant with pants.

[Witch Hammer]

Re: True Christian™ Inkblot Test

1. Two thieves in stupid hats attempting to lift a royal crown
2. Two faeries in ornate dresses square dancing
3. Two women with their clothes sewn together are being molested by children
4. Dr. Mario jumping off a stray leg.
5. Two buff demons try to sacrifice an upside down elephant with pants.

FAIL

[Jim Farmer]

Re: True Christian™ Inkblot Test

Having looked at #5 some more, I think it might be 2 homers dancing for joy in front of the tallywhacker museum in Godless Iceland.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: True Christian™ Inkblot Test

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1. a spinning top

2. a paint brush Jeremiah 22:14

3. a beautiful lamp

4. delight in her just reward Psalm 137

5. An English heraldic achievement but Genesis 3 keeps popping into my head
. . perhaps verse 4 can be the motto?
. . dixit autem serpens ad mulierem nequaquam morte moriemini