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I'm sort of speechless... Wish I hadn't seen these two.
I'm sort of speechless... Wish I hadn't seen these two.
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Re: Your Thoughts on The Olympics???
too much flesh on display. Too many women wasting their wombs when they should be at home breeding. Too many ethnic minorities spreading disease. Can we not start our own Baptist Christian Olympics so we don't have to put up with this?
I have already thought of a name for it
The Fundamentalist United Christian Kinship World Athletics Day.
What would be some 'Christian ' sports we should include?
I'm thinking cooking for the women and definitely marksmanship for the men...The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XLComment
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What a glorious idea . . . stone throwing, witch dunking, Bible slapping, and maybe a shekel toss. And what about good old fashioned casserole cook-off, followed by a pie baking (and eating) contest.Originally posted by Brother Guy View PostJesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.Comment
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I certainly concur with this. This whole Olympics in china is just a diversion and the productivity is dropping, those chinks need to get back to work in their factories making all of our products. I still don't have a high-def TV yet as the prices need to come down some more.
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Is anyone watching the basketball match right now USA vs. Spain? I haven't seen Spain play, but from what I've seen from USA it's no contest this year.Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.Comment
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I haven't been watching because there do not appear to be any American-Americans on the team. In reality, I lost interest in the Olympics when they started adding pseudo sports like beach volleyball, bmx and waterboarding.Originally posted by Magikarp View PostCome climb my mountains.Comment
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Well, the African-Americans pulled off a gold for the US! Apparently, Jimmy Lebron played a very good game.Come climb my mountains.Comment
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Well, since we don't see any spear chuckers winning basketball gold, I think it's safe to say that it's all those years of Godly American training really paid off for the boy.Originally posted by Roberta View Post
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These glorified sluts actually have the audacity to invite sodomy unto themselvesOriginally posted by Glendora Christianson View PostI'm sort of speechless... Wish I hadn't seen these two.
She wishes for standard sodomy.
But the chica wants normal entry and sodomy. Not only that but she wants the two tallywhackers to touch... disgusting! She's from Brazil so she is probably a post-opt tranny.Master of Godly Debating
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Don't count Spain out yet. Those queer Spaniards aren't going to take being beaten by a bunch of buck nigra very well. They are extremely racist over there in Spain.Originally posted by Magikarp View PostMaster of Godly Debating
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Do you think Spain will declare war on Georgia, too?Come climb my mountains.Comment
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Back before the Olympics started, I realized that I wasn’t going to be able to watch them (an unfortunate incident in my past with a shipment of arms and the Kuomintang put paid to my ever visiting China) So I had a word with God.
Now the Lord knows all the results well in advance because He looks into the Soul of Man (and women). Naturally, He was correct and the outcome is as He mentioned.
Looking at the medals table, I think that the 110 medals won by the USA putting us in First place and the 100 by China, putting them in Second is indeed a Godly solution particularly when you realize that China won 15 more Golds than us.
This is right because one must always respect one’s hosts (even if they are godless chinks and the very thought makes you feel ill.)
The Lord shows His Wisdom again!
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What manner of Satanic Tramp Stamp is that?!Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View PostI'm sort of speechless... Wish I hadn't seen these two.
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