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    The Rapture? Or Sorcery?

    Is this a case of a True Christian™ Woman being raptured up to meet Jesus face to face?

    Or a witch who needs to burn when we find her?


    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    Re: The Rapture? Or Sorcery?

    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    Is this a case of a True Christian™ Woman being raptured up to meet Jesus face to face?

    Or a witch who needs to burn when we find her?
    I just called Pastor Ezekiel and he's still here. So, it wasn't the Rapture, just a case of teleportation.
    God created fossils to test our faith.

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    My favorite LBC sermons:
    True Christians are Perfect!
    True Christian™ Love.
    Salvation™ made Easy!
    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
     Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
    God HATES Rational Thinking!
    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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    • #3
      Re: The Rapture? Or Sorcery?

      Definitely a witch!

      Exodus 22:18 Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live
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        Re: The Rapture? Or Sorcery?

        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
        Is this a case of a True Christian™ Woman being raptured up to meet Jesus face to face?

        Or a witch who needs to burn when we find her?



        That is the work of the Devil. Those Chinamen seemed to get pretty excited about it.
        God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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        • #5
          Re: The Rapture? Or Sorcery?

          You want to know what it is? Neither The Rapture, or Sorcery. It is pretty easy to figure out that it was edited. Something like that. Live TV doesn't matter just some computer tricks, and boom the lady disappears!
          Revelation 6:8 And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.

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          • #6
            Re: The Rapture? Or Sorcery?

            Originally posted by Reaper42 View Post
            You want to know what it is? Neither The Rapture, or Sorcery. It is pretty easy to figure out that it was edited. Something like that. Live TV doesn't matter just some computer tricks, and boom the lady disappears!

            And your proof is where? Please quote a Verse (KJV 1611) to support your claim.
            Isaiah 66:15

            For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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            • #7
              Re: The Rapture? Or Sorcery?

              Can anyone read lips? I'm wondering about the conversation between her and the other witch just before she vanished.
              Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
              in 2016

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