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Caption Contest #16!
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"Hello! My name is Ted Cruz and I'm calling you to urge you to cast your vote for Donald Trump. Please excuse me for a moment because I am experiencing an urgent need to vomit right NOW."God created fossils to test our faith.
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"Yes, it's Ted again. After some consideration I've decided to accept your offer for the janitor internship in Yellowknife... Yes, I can start tomorrow..."
Genesis 19:20
Behold now, this city is near to flee unto, and it is a little one: Oh, let me escape thither, (is it not a little one?) and my soul shall live.
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2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
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"Yes, Donald--I mean, Mr. Trump. Two sugars and only one cream. I'll get that right to you."
Sweet and Creamily Yours,
HandmaidenHis left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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"Room service, Trump Tower. How may I help you?"If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.
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"Yes, that's me...my name is Lyin' Ted...Yes, THAT zodiak killer...Yes, my wife is a dog...Yes, my father was an assassin....Uh huh....Tic Tacs...Yes, that's right, grab her by the - hey, are you going to donate or what?"Disagree? By failing to register and debate me, you prove that liberals are factless frauds who only persuade through intimidation. To prove otherwise, debate me!
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