Selling my witch catcher

[Titus Templeton]

I'm selling my witch catcher. So you don't have to touch any witches anymore.

As you can see at the front of the long pole is a iron neck. You approach the witch's neck with the neck-iron up front. The side pieces will push aside by the neck and then snap back as soon as the neck is inside. The spikes on the inner edge of the neck iron make any attempt to resist impossible. PM me for more details and offers.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Selling my witch catcher

I like that. It's old timey.

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Selling my witch catcher

I hope this doesn't offend the dear brother, but he's asking entirely too much for this. $5 US plus shipping? Ridiculous. I can't dip into my trust fund for extravagant items, no matter how useful.

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: Selling my witch catcher

That is a very clever invention. It is similar to what we do in Jamaica but it is more high tech which is what you expect in Babylon. In my home country which is Jamaica we catch witches and also homosexuals and thieves with old tires. Then we set the tires on fire. I have always thought of it as being like old western movies with John Wayne and Fess Parker* but with tires and fire and Black people instead of ropes and white men and cows.


*Most white people have no idea how popular old western movies are in Jamaica. During the gunfights we shoot along like you sing along. This makes the roof leaky so no one goes to the movies when it rains except at the more fashionable places where they fix the roof after each showing.

[handmaiden]

Re: Selling my witch catcher

That is a very clever invention. It is similar to what we do in Jamaica but it is more high tech which is what you expect in Babylon. In my home country which is Jamaica we catch witches and also homosexuals and thieves with old tires. Then we set the tires on fire. I have always thought of it as being like old western movies with John Wayne and Fess Parker* but with tires and fire and Black people instead of ropes and white men and cows.


*Most white people have no idea how popular old western movies are in Jamaica. During the gunfights we shoot along like you sing along. This makes the roof leaky so no one goes to the movies when it rains except at the more fashionable places where they fix the roof after each showing.

I am deeply offended that your culture has co-opted a staple of my culture. (Though I am secretly impressed by your reference to Fess Parker.)


Equivocally Yours,
Handmaiden

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Selling my witch catcher

Hello. I have a friend who may be interested in making you an offer. My friend would like to know can this device be used for other categories than witches? There are a dreadful lot of heathens and new age types around doing crystal rituals and greeting the sun and stuff which involves getting into the most compromising positions something to do with chakra alignment honestly they never think of anything else it's "legs" this and "conception vessel" that off their onion on toadstools pretending to levitate it just revolts my friend and the point is that while in such unusual postures it would be quite easy to snaffle a couple to present with The Good News later on but they're not all witches. How does $100 sound?

[Titus Templeton]

Re: Selling my witch catcher

Hello. I have a friend who may be interested in making you an offer. My friend would like to know can this device be used for other categories than witches? There are a dreadful lot of heathens and new age types around doing crystal rituals and greeting the sun and stuff which involves getting into the most compromising positions something to do with chakra alignment honestly they never think of anything else it's "legs" this and "conception vessel" that off their onion on toadstools pretending to levitate it just revolts my friend and the point is that while in such unusual postures it would be quite easy to snaffle a couple to present with The Good News later on but they're not all witches. How does $100 sound?

Sadly it is already sold to a True Christian™ member of our community.
The old man wants to stay anonymous but he told me he will use the witch catcher at the next LBC Witch Hunt.

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Selling my witch catcher

Sadly it is already sold to a True Christian™ member of our community.
The old man wants to stay anonymous but he told me he will use the witch catcher at the next LBC Witch Hunt.

I'll bet you didn't get the full five dollars. No one is that desperate.