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  • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
    Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
     
    • Jun 2007
    • 6578

    #1

    Caption Contest: Women's March on Washington

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  • Alvin Moss
    Serving Jesus
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2013
    • 4468

    #2
    Re: Caption Contest: Women's March on Washington

    "Angry Lesbians Protest By Littering"

    or

    "1200 busses: Not Enough Room For The Signs"

    or

    "God Smites Sign Bearing Lesbians And Sends Them To Hell. Leaves signs for the city to worry about."

    The last one is probably what happened.
    God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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    • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
      True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
       
      • Jul 2014
      • 8434

      #3
      Re: Caption Contest: Women's March on Washington

      Washington's annual litter-picking contest attracted no entrants this year.
      Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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      • Mary Etheldreda
        Gushing for Jesus
         
        • Sep 2011
        • 23775

        #4
        Re: Caption Contest: Women's March on Washington

        "Today we toss out our signs. Tomorrow we toss out our unborn babies!"
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
          True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
           
          • Jul 2014
          • 8434

          #5
          Re: Caption Contest: Women's March on Washington

          Okay girls! Throw away the placards but keep the sticks - there are still some shop windows intact downtown.
          Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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          • Titus Templeton
            Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
            Jesus macht frei
            True Christian™
            • Aug 2010
            • 5912

            #6
            Re: Caption Contest: Women's March on Washington

            Under every 3th sign there is a bloody tampon hidden.
            -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
            -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
            -Holocaust Jokes
            -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
            -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
            -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
            -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
            -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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            • handmaiden
              Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
              True Christian™
              • May 2010
              • 11566

              #7
              Re: Caption Contest: Women's March on Washington

              "Ditch the placards! Someone is giving away free cheesecake!"



              Dairyfully Yours,
              Handmaiden
              His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

              Guns For God and the Economy

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              • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
                Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
                 
                • Jun 2007
                • 6578

                #8
                Re: Caption Contest: Women's March on Washington

                "Expecting women to clean up is sexist. Besides, we're mostly white and wealthy enough to fly across the country for a protest, while the the D.C. garbagemen who clean up after us are deplorable-class and mostly black. We're just helping those oppressors check their male privilege."
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                • Sally Paulson
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2008
                  • 325

                  #9
                  Re: Caption Contest: Women's March on Washington

                  .
                  #forevertrump: Supporter of The Donald as president-for-life! #MAGAlomaniac!

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                  • Daisy Mae Johnson
                    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15708

                    #10
                    Re: Caption Contest: Women's March on Washington

                    This is how unsaved whores live.

                    Why, I bet notta one of them has ever cleaned a house or baked a pie from scratch. I can't wait to see them all marching in !
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                    • handmaiden
                      Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2010
                      • 11566

                      #11
                      Re: Caption Contest: Women's March on Washington

                      Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                      This is how unsaved whores live.

                      Why, I bet notta one of them has ever cleaned a house or baked a pie from scratch. I can't wait to see them all marching in !

                      Amen, Sister Daisy! And when Trump finishes with making abortion illegal and birth-control something that they have to shell out for out of their own ragged purses, they will have no choice but to keep their flabby thighs together.


                      Continencely Yours,
                      Handmaiden
                      His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                      Guns For God and the Economy

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                      • Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Jun 2014
                        • 1330

                        #12
                        Re: Caption Contest: Women's March on Washington

                        Feminazis all had their monthly curse and went on a rampage of Washington, littering and destroying every good thing.
                        "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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                        • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
                          Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
                           
                          • Jun 2007
                          • 6578

                          #13
                          Re: Caption Contest: Women's March on Washington

                          Originally posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond View Post
                          "Expecting women to clean up is sexist. Besides, we're mostly white and wealthy enough to fly across the country for a protest, while the the D.C. garbagemen who clean up after us are deplorable-class and mostly black. We're just helping those oppressors check their male privilege."
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