[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: What Husbands do to keep us Godly.

OMH you are one sick man. You might want to try spending more time in your Bible and less on this forum.

I'm a thrice-decorated Korean War vet. I charged a thousand Godless gooks armed only with a potato peeler in one hand and a KJV Bible in the other, and not a single one of those slanty-eyed vermin was left standing. Last week I thrashed three Negroes in a Bob Evans restaurant for commenting that the white waitress was "bootylicious." I am a hero. You WILL show me the respect I so richly deserve.


And you would do well to listen to Mother of 20.

Your point has not been made, savinggrace, you heathen. Who do you think you are, speaking in such a manner to Mr. Hatchet?

She spends her life in servitude to her husband and the Lord. She knows a thing or two about pleasing men.

[Joshua Brooks]

Re: What Husbands do to keep us Godly.

Wrong - my mom and dad created me. DNA doesn't lie.

It looks like we our own little half-god here. Do you have super strength like Hercules? Or were both your parents gods?

So they made a conscious decision to give you your hair color, facial features, and masculine demeanor? Did they use a program like that ungodly Spore game up there in Olympus? If they can create a human then I'm sure they can create cars and money out of thin air as well. If that is the case, why do you live in Podunk, Louisiana?

Or did a hillbilly brother and sister just get drunk in the back of their parents' pick-up and God did everything else?

[Joshua Brooks]

Re: What Husbands do to keep us Godly.

I think that strumpet was offering to make dinner for me. I get tired of women lusting after me and propositioning me. If I could take my sex appeal down a couple of notches, I would.

The Hatch Effect© must be such a curse, Brother Hatchet.

[savinggraceless]

Re: What Husbands do to keep us Godly.

I do not disrespect the fact that you have done military service and I thank you for that. Without your dedication we would not have the freedoms we have today. However it bothers me with the fact that you have no mercy or care that you have taken human life. I think war is appropriate in the right context. But I don't feel that it is right to celebrate over killing people.

Also, the purpose of life is NOT about being waited on hand and foot by women it is about GLORIFYING GOD and Him alone. And that includes not glorifying ourselves as well.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: What Husbands do to keep us Godly.

The Hatch Effect© must be such a curse, Brother Hatchet.

Sometimes I think it's almost as bad as the curse of Ham, Brother.

I do not disrespect the fact that you have done military service and I thank you for that. Without your dedication we would not have the freedoms we have today. However it bothers me with the fact that you have no mercy or care that you have taken human life. I think war is appropriate in the right context. But I don't feel that it is right to celebrate over killing people.

I wasn't talking about people. I was talking about unsaved, gook trash. I suppose I was being too optimistic expecting an imbecilic tart like you to know the difference.

[Joshua Brooks]

Re: What Husbands do to keep us Godly.

Also, the purpose of life is NOT about being waited on hand and foot by women it is about GLORIFYING GOD and Him alone. And that includes not glorifying ourselves as well.

Is the point of life to breath, eat, mate and die? According to you the answer is "no", but that doesn't mean it's a part of life.

1 Corinthians
[3] But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
...
[8] For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man.
[9] Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman FOR the man.

Women exist for men's use. It's up to the husband or father to decide what he wants to do with his property. Now go make yourself USEful and make your husband and/or father a sandwich.

[savinggraceless]

Re: What Husbands do to keep us Godly.

It is very sad to be that you have taken Scripture and twisted it for your own uses. I believe Jesus called these people a "brood of vipers" (Matthew 3:7)

[Jean Poole]

Re: What Husbands do to keep us Godly.

Dear True Christian™ Brothers and Sisters, the term "Brood of Vipers" is not in the KJV. It is in the Satanic NIV, according to my Pastor (he used to be a LIEberal, but God saved him)!

Sinner, take that quote out of your post! We at Landover use the KJV1611!

[savinggraceless]

Re: What Husbands do to keep us Godly.

I'm sorry. I used my NKJV. The KJV says "generation of vipers" my apologizes.

Just as a side note. Did you know the book of James was not the original name? It was originally called "Jacob" but the King of England wanted a book named after him so he changed it to James.

And also the same thing with the book of Jude. People thought the name Judas was tabooed, so they changed the book of Judas (the second one) to Jude.

And Mother of 20. I respect your posts but I just want to mention that it is better to obey what Scripture says than any man, for man is not inspired, the Word of God is. And it is very dangerous to believe something just by what some one preached without doing your own research on the topic.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: What Husbands do to keep us Godly.

By the way Spit, Crotch, Naked Dancer, or whatever you are calling yourself today how is your poor husband that you keep locked under the basement stairs?

Sadistic bastard.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: What Husbands do to keep us Godly.

By the way Spit, Crotch, Naked Dancer, or whatever you are calling yourself today how is your poor husband that you keep locked under the basement stairs?

My husband is just fine, thank you very much. He is not locked up anywhere. In fact, he is currently working on his lesson plans for next week.
And my house has neither stairs nor basement.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: What Husbands do to keep us Godly.

My husband is just fine, thank you very much. He is not locked up anywhere. In fact, he is currently working on his lesson plans for next week.

Meanwhile you're on here leering at my avatar. I bet you're even rubbing your well-worn nub to my handsome visage. You make my skin crawl.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: What Husbands do to keep us Godly.

It looks like we our own little half-god here. Do you have super strength like Hercules? Or were both your parents gods?


No, my parenta aren't gods - just nice people.

So they made a conscious decision to give you your hair color, facial features, and masculine demeanor? Did they use a program like that ungodly Spore game up there in Olympus? If they can create a human then I'm sure they can create cars and money out of thin air as well. If that is the case, why do you live in Podunk, Louisiana?

They made a conscious decision to choose each other as spouses. Specific traits aren't chosen - they depend on which egg leaves the ovary and which sperm reaches the egg first.
Never heard of Podunk - I live in Baton Rouge.

Or did a hillbilly brother and sister just get drunk in the back of their parents' pick-up and God did everything else?

Nope - my mom has no siblings. If you're interested in incest, perhaps you should talk to Landover's resident child molester, Old Man Hatchet.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: What Husbands do to keep us Godly.

Meanwhile you're on here leering at my avatar. I bet you're even rubbing your well-worn nub to my handsome visage.

Your visage inpires nausea, not lust.



You make my skin crawl.

Likewise.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: What Husbands do to keep us Godly.

If you're interested in incest, perhaps you should talk to Landover's resident child molester, Old Man Hatchet.

How dare you try to tarnish my sterling reputation! I'm going to sue you for slander, you lecherous witch. I'm also going to pray that God inflicts you with a venereal disease that you don't already have. His choices will be slim indeed.