Christian conundrum (#1)

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

I'm not sure if this should belong in the Christian scholarship section - so mods please move as necessary.

President Trump famously said that he could shoot someone on 5th Avenue and wouldn't lose a single vote. I agree 100% with that by the way. Until today when I happened to read a long sermon on the value of morality, duty and service by our very own Pastor Zeke. It suddenly occurred to me like a shock - what if President Trump shot dead... a baby tiger in a bunny outfit on 5th Avenue. That would surely lose him votes.

[handmaiden]

Re: Christian conundrum (#1)

I'm not sure if this should belong in the Christian scholarship section - so mods please move as necessary.

President Trump famously said that he could shoot someone on 5th Avenue and wouldn't lose a single vote. I agree 100% with that by the way. Until today when I happened to read a long sermon on the value of morality, duty and service by our very own Pastor Zeke. It suddenly occurred to me like a shock - what if President Trump shot dead... a baby tiger in a bunny outfit on 5th Avenue. That would surely lose him votes.

I personally think that he would be putting that baby tiger out of his misery.

[Basilissa]

Re: Christian conundrum (#1)

I personally think that he would be putting that baby tiger out of his misery.

My only question is: does baby tiger taste like veal?

[handmaiden]

Re: Christian conundrum (#1)

My only question is: does baby tiger taste like veal?

If it's been dressed like a bunny and paraded along Fifth Avenue all its short life, it's unlikely to be anything less than tender.

[WWJDnow]

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I don't know where President Trump would find a tiger, but there are snow leopards that live on Fifth Avenue. Might I suggest we invite him to kill one of them instead? He could turn it into a televised #MAGA fundraiser.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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Let's bring in some facts. Here is a picture of Mr. Trump's sons having shot some kind of tiger. Does anyone feel less inclined to make America great again?

[Isabella White]

Re: Christian conundrum (#1)

If it's been dressed like a bunny and paraded along Fifth Avenue all its short life, it's unlikely to be anything less than tender.

Oh, yes; how very true indeed, dear Sister Handmaiden. And, not only that, but if that is a bunny costume -- a disguise -- then, I would be very wary, due to the lack of merits of that "bunny's" friends and associates!