If your retirement portfolio is over $500,000.00 you need to talk to the faith based investment advisers at Landover Baptist Church. Contact an LBC Pastor ASAP before its too late!
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Re: ATTENTION: Baby Boomers!
Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View PostIf your retirement portfolio is over $500,000.00 you need to talk to the faith based investment advisers at Landover Baptist Church. Contact an LBC Pastor ASAP before its too late!
So you can make sure that LBC is the life insurance beneficiary?Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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Re: ATTENTION: Baby Boomers!
Forward planning can have big advantages in the tax evasion / avoidance (which ever one the joo lawyers say is legal) Why would you wish to give your own paltry scrapings to the IRS? Goodness me woman – will you depart this vale of tears and leave your husband only with the irrepressible smile on his face?Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View PostSo you can make sure that LBC is the life insurance beneficiary?
PS This advice only applies to heathen women who, covetously, have not handed over all their possession to their husband upon marriage.
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Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.
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Re: ATTENTION: Baby Boomers!
Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View PostForward planning can have big advantages in the tax evasion / avoidance (which ever one the joo lawyers say is legal) Why would you wish to give your own paltry scrapings to the IRS? Goodness me woman – will you depart this vale of tears and leave your husband only with the irrepressible smile on his face?
PS This advice only applies to heathen women who, covetously, have not handed over all their possession to their husband upon marriage.
In the event of my death, he inherits everything, including my retirement fund - just as I do in the event of his death. Why would we leave our money and possessions to anyone BUT each other?Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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Re: ATTENTION: Baby Boomers!
This is the very reason why you should attend the seminar! Can you not see the advantages of forming a holding company in the Caymans, to oversee a blind trust in Fiji, controlled by a Societe Anonyme in Liechtenstein, with deposits made to a sister company in The Turks and Caicos Islands that pays dividends free of tax in Tonga into a Taiwanese bank account? Landover can advise on these things.Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View PostIn the event of my death, he inherits everything, including my retirement fund - just as I do in the event of his death. Why would we leave our money and possessions to anyone BUT each other?
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Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.
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Re: ATTENTION: Baby Boomers!
Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View PostThis is the very reason why you should attend the seminar! Can you not see the advantages of forming a holding company in the Caymans, to oversee a blind trust in Fiji, controlled by a Societe Anonyme in Liechtenstein, with deposits made to a sister company in The Turks and Caicos Islands that pays dividends free of tax in Tonga into a Taiwanese bank account? Landover can advise on these things.
In other words, money laundering. No thanks, I'm not interested in learning how to commit a crime.Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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Re: ATTENTION: Baby Boomers!
Nothing criminal I assure you; it is a simple application of fiscal prudence as provided by the Republican Administration and all within the guidelines of the IRS and therefore Godly.Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View PostIn other words, money laundering. No thanks, I'm not interested in learning how to commit a crime.
Was it not Jesus Himself who told us in M't:22:21: They say unto him, Caesar's. Then saith he unto them, Render therefore unto Caesar the things which are Caesar's; and unto God the things that are God's.?
He clearly indicated in this that if it can be shown not to be Caesar's, then it is yours! Praise!sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.
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