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  • Glendora Christianson
    Spiritual Mother of LBC
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2329

    #1

    ATTENTION: Baby Boomers!

    If your retirement portfolio is over $500,000.00 you need to talk to the faith based investment advisers at Landover Baptist Church. Contact an LBC Pastor ASAP before its too late!
    Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.
  • Old Iron Crotch
    SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
    • May 2007
    • 3056

    #2
    Re: ATTENTION: Baby Boomers!

    Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
    If your retirement portfolio is over $500,000.00 you need to talk to the faith based investment advisers at Landover Baptist Church. Contact an LBC Pastor ASAP before its too late!

    So you can make sure that LBC is the life insurance beneficiary?
    Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22880

      #3
      Re: ATTENTION: Baby Boomers!

      Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post
      So you can make sure that LBC is the life insurance beneficiary?
      Forward planning can have big advantages in the tax evasion / avoidance (which ever one the joo lawyers say is legal) Why would you wish to give your own paltry scrapings to the IRS? Goodness me woman – will you depart this vale of tears and leave your husband only with the irrepressible smile on his face?


      PS This advice only applies to heathen women who, covetously, have not handed over all their possession to their husband upon marriage.
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      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

      Author of such illuminating essays as,
      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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      • Old Iron Crotch
        SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
        • May 2007
        • 3056

        #4
        Re: ATTENTION: Baby Boomers!

        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
        Forward planning can have big advantages in the tax evasion / avoidance (which ever one the joo lawyers say is legal) Why would you wish to give your own paltry scrapings to the IRS? Goodness me woman – will you depart this vale of tears and leave your husband only with the irrepressible smile on his face?


        PS This advice only applies to heathen women who, covetously, have not handed over all their possession to their husband upon marriage.

        In the event of my death, he inherits everything, including my retirement fund - just as I do in the event of his death. Why would we leave our money and possessions to anyone BUT each other?
        Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22880

          #5
          Re: ATTENTION: Baby Boomers!

          Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post
          In the event of my death, he inherits everything, including my retirement fund - just as I do in the event of his death. Why would we leave our money and possessions to anyone BUT each other?
          This is the very reason why you should attend the seminar! Can you not see the advantages of forming a holding company in the Caymans, to oversee a blind trust in Fiji, controlled by a Societe Anonyme in Liechtenstein, with deposits made to a sister company in The Turks and Caicos Islands that pays dividends free of tax in Tonga into a Taiwanese bank account? Landover can advise on these things.
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • Old Iron Crotch
            SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
            • May 2007
            • 3056

            #6
            Re: ATTENTION: Baby Boomers!

            Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
            This is the very reason why you should attend the seminar! Can you not see the advantages of forming a holding company in the Caymans, to oversee a blind trust in Fiji, controlled by a Societe Anonyme in Liechtenstein, with deposits made to a sister company in The Turks and Caicos Islands that pays dividends free of tax in Tonga into a Taiwanese bank account? Landover can advise on these things.

            In other words, money laundering. No thanks, I'm not interested in learning how to commit a crime.
            Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22880

              #7
              Re: ATTENTION: Baby Boomers!

              Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post
              In other words, money laundering. No thanks, I'm not interested in learning how to commit a crime.
              Nothing criminal I assure you; it is a simple application of fiscal prudence as provided by the Republican Administration and all within the guidelines of the IRS and therefore Godly.

              Was it not Jesus Himself who told us in M't:22:21: They say unto him, Caesar's. Then saith he unto them, Render therefore unto Caesar the things which are Caesar's; and unto God the things that are God's.?

              He clearly indicated in this that if it can be shown not to be Caesar's, then it is yours! Praise!
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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