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  • Jo Freddie
    Unsaved trash
    Hateful God mocking pirate
    • Apr 2009
    • 6339

    #406
    Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

    Makes as much sense as the Zombie on a stick

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    • Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
      Pastor of Praise and Worship
      A True Christian™ Straight Shooter
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2009
      • 3890

      #407
      Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

      Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


      Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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      • Daisy Mae Johnson
        The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
        Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
        aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15708

        #408
        Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

        Originally posted by Billy Bob Black View Post

        That was beautiful Brother Billy Bob.

        I know I would be more than ready if JESUS came to the door!
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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78553

          #409
          Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

          "I'd rather be an old time Christian than anything I know."

          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Daisy Mae Johnson
            The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
            Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
            aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15708

            #410
            Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

            JESUS Use Me!


            (Grab a hanky. It's so beautiful you'll shed a tear)



            The Handless Organist



            Ken! HE Loves Me So

            This song has touched people so deeply. Here is just a few comments on how this beautiful song changed their life

            I was completely bald, but after Ken touched my soul, my hair grew back!cartesian1

            This song cured my AIDS
            . foreverxfailure

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            • Youth Minister Harry
              Matt 19:14 Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.
              True Christian™
              • Feb 2011
              • 832

              #411
              Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

              Oh, Dear Christ, Thank You! Thank You Sweet Baby Jesus In A Basket!



              These boyz are saving young queers and joos all over the world with their glorious message of Christ's unadulterated love!

              Rapt In The Blood Of Christ,
              Harry Lester
              Slathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ,
              -Youth Minister Harry Lester

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              • Daisy Mae Johnson
                The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15708

                #412
                Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

                Originally posted by Youth Minister Harry View Post
                Oh, Dear Christ, Thank You! Thank You Sweet Baby Jesus In A Basket!



                These boyz are saving young queers and joos all over the world with their glorious message of Christ's unadulterated love!

                Rapt In The Blood Of Christ,
                Harry Lester

                Brother that song was OUTSTANDING! Out of 5 stars, I gave it a 10!

                I'm going to go listen to it again!
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                • Alphonse Alban
                  Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                   
                  • Feb 2011
                  • 5724

                  #413
                  Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

                  I know I posted this video recently on other thread, but as it was bit out of place, I thought I'd posted it here too. I apologize for vain repeating.



                  Yeah, I noticed that singer is fond of his bling, but I guess all artists are little hippie like. Like Ted Nugent.

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                  • Dr. Isaiah Jones
                    Christ's Antiquarius
                    True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 736

                    #414
                    Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

                    This song is one of my favorites. The deep message of these lyrics has always touched my Christian heart:

                    How "My Little Pony" Turns Men Gay Through Subliminal Mind Control
                    The Tyrannosaurus Rex: A Creationist Perspective
                    How Newton's Laws PROVE God's Existence
                    God HATES Carbon Dating

                    2nd Timothy 6:20-21 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called: Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.

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                    • Jo Freddie
                      Unsaved trash
                      Hateful God mocking pirate
                      • Apr 2009
                      • 6339

                      #415
                      Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

                      Posted via Pasta

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                      • Zechariah Smyth
                        Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                        True Christian™
                        • Feb 2011
                        • 15251

                        #416
                        Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

                        Well, here is something nice to flush that monstrosity that Jo Freddie posted out of your ears:

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                        • Questioning
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Apr 2011
                          • 29

                          #417
                          Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

                          Well, here is something nice to flush that monstrosity that Zechariah Smyth out of your ears.

                          Last edited by Talitha; 04-25-2011, 07:57 AM. Reason: Typo

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                          • Sweden
                            Unsaved trash
                            Under Investigation
                            • Nov 2010
                            • 4

                            #418
                            Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

                            All this incredibly beautiful music has deeply touched my soul. I love True Christian music!

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                            • randomperson321
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Apr 2011
                              • 26

                              #419
                              Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

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                              • Dan U. Holier
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Jul 2011
                                • 1180

                                #420
                                Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

                                I wonder if any of Christian music enthusiasts would be ready to share joy and blessing of this Godly music with me:







                                I would appreciate it in the mp3 format.

                                YiC, DUH
                                Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


                                ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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