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  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748
    #1

    Homeland Security: nuclear duct tape on sale

    Anything can be fixed with duct tape, and this is the best duct tape in the world. I don't have a nuclear reactor to fix, but I could still use a case of this stuff for around the house. If you buy two rolls they ship it to you for free! STOCK UP NOW BEFORE THE PRICE GOES BACK UP!!


    3M Performance Plus 8979N Nuclear 48-Millimeter-by-54.8-Meter Duct Tape, Slate Blue


    List Price: $508.14
    Price: $12.88
    & eligible for FREE Super Saver Shipping on orders over $25. You Save: $495.26 (97%)
    Technical Details

    • Slate-blue nuclear duct tape certified for low leachable halogens and sulfur
    • Ideal for applications in the shipbuilding, nuclear power plant and stainless steel industries
    • Offers 6-month clean removal from most opaque surfaces
    • Sunlight and UV resistance for up to 1 year
    • Measures 48-millimeters-by-54 meters (WxL); 13 milli-inches thick; weighs 1.6 pounds

    Product Description

    Amazon.com Product Description
    The 3M 48-millimeter-by-54-meter slate blue performance plus nuclear duct tape is designed for permanent and temporary use and can be applied both indoors and outdoors. It offers clean removal with little or no adhesive residue from most opaque surfaces up to six months after application. The slate blue color makes it ideal for use in nuclear tape facilities and it is certified for low leachable halogens and sulfur. It also provides sunlight and UV resistance for up to one year without the backing deteriorating or delaminating. This product is especially ideal for applications in the shipbuilding, nuclear power plant and stainless steel industries. The tape is 13 milli-inches thick, and measures 48- millimeters-by-54-meters (WxL).

    Product Description
    8979N Nuclear Grade is designed for both permanent and temporary applications both indoors and outdoors. 8979 provides clean removal with little or no adhesive residue from most opaque surfaces up to 6 months after application.
    I might wrap my house with it to keep out any radiation.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
    Tags: duct tape is awesome
    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22834
      #2
      Re: Homeland Security: nuclear duct tape on sale

      I think I’d be cautious here:
      (i) Look at the dimensions – "The tape is 13 milli-inches thick, and measures 48- millimeters-by-54-meters" - who knows what that means?
      (ii) Being "Nuclear", it probably has chemical atoms stuck to it.
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      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

      Author of such illuminating essays as,
      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • Eugene Hackwith
          Farmer for Christ™
          True Christian™
          • Jan 2008
          • 736
          #3
          Re: Homeland Security: nuclear duct tape on sale

          I just know that Jesus loves a hot deal. Good find!
          A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!

          Psalm 139:19-20
          Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
          For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78552
              #4
              Re: Homeland Security: nuclear duct tape on sale

              I wonder if Brother Bob4 carries this at his gun store?
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Talitha
                  Deaconess
                  Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                  True Christian™
                  • Oct 2025
                  • 15118
                  #5
                  Re: Homeland Security: nuclear duct tape on sale

                  Duct Tape is one of my favorite things.
                  You can do so much with it.

                  Looking after baby:
                  Click image for larger version Name: duct_tape_baby_mianro.jpg Views: 1 Size: 25.0 KB ID: 1906098

                  Fashion sense:
                  Click image for larger version Name: DuctTapeProm.jpg Views: 1 Size: 42.4 KB ID: 1906099

                  Here's one that some True Christian™ men will appreciate:
                  Click image for larger version Name: uses4duct-tape-012.gif Views: 2 Size: 42.2 KB ID: 1906100



                  If only they'd had Duct Tape in Jesus' day maybe he would have suffered less.







                  .

                  Sister Talitha

                  Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                  HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                  being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                    • Nobar King
                      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                      Christ's Guardian
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 23748
                      #6
                      Re: Homeland Security: nuclear duct tape on sale

                      The duct tape is up to 34$ now, you should have bought it while you had the chance.
                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • Cranky Old Man
                          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                          You kids get off his lawn!
                           
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 22350
                          #7
                          Re: Homeland Security: nuclear duct tape on sale

                          I ran out of duct tape while some of my grandkids were wasting my view.

                          Any suggestions on where I should get a new batch?
                          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                            • Nobar King
                              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                              Christ's Guardian
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2007
                              • 23748
                              #8
                              Re: Homeland Security: nuclear duct tape on sale

                              The price is up to $18.12/roll on Amazon.
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                                • Cranky Old Man
                                  Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                  You kids get off his lawn!
                                   
                                  • Jan 2010
                                  • 22350
                                  #9
                                  Re: Homeland Security: nuclear duct tape on sale

                                  That should do nice, thank you Brother Nobar.
                                  5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                  To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                  James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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