Dearborn Baptist Church is at it AGAIN!

[H. Montague Worthington]

I am absolutely sick of those disgusting LIEberals at Dearborn Baptist Church up the road in Russelville. My wife's sister goes there, and the other night after Bible study she played a tape of their pastor. They are continuing to suggest that Jesus would be against The Godly War in Iraq© and against torturing disgusting brown-skinned Muslimes in Our Glorious President's Unending Global War Against Violent Islamic Extremism™!!

I can't wait until somebody kills that phoney-baloney blow-dried LIEberal preacher at DBC, that disgusting Dean Reynolds. I hope they break into his house, shatter his knee caps with a baseball bat, torture his family to death while he watches, douse him with gasoline, and then burn him alive!! That will teach him to preach "peace" and "tolerance" in "church."

[Bobby-Joe]

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Godly points Brother.

And on a totally unrelated note Brother Montague you do not need to return that old baseball bat you just borrowed from me. The old thing just looks gross with all those rust stains on it (from being in that shed for so long) and I would be quite obliged to you if you were to toss it in the wood chipper and then burn the remains after you are done with it.

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

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The LIE-berals constantly make me sick. They think a little slapping around is a bad thing.....

Samuel 18:20 And Michal Saul's daughter loved David: and they told Saul, and the thing pleased him. 21 And Saul said, I will give him her, that she may be a snare to him, and that the hand of the Philistines may be against him. Wherefore Saul said to David, Thou shalt this day be my son in law in the one of the twain. 22 And Saul commanded his servants, saying, Commune with David secretly, and say, Behold, the king hath delight in thee, and all his servants love thee: now therefore be the king's son in law. 23 And Saul's servants spake those words in the ears of David. And David said, Seemeth it to you a light thing to be a king's son in law, seeing that I am a poor man, and lightly esteemed? 24 And the servants of Saul told him, saying, On this manner spake David. 25 And Saul said, Thus shall ye say to David, The king desireth not any dowry, but an hundred foreskins of the Philistines, to be avenged of the king's enemies. But Saul thought to make David fall by the hand of the Philistines. 26 And when his servants told David these words, it pleased David well to be the king's son in law: and the days were not expired. 27 Wherefore David arose and went, he and his men, and slew of the Philistines two hundred men; and David brought their foreskins, and they gave them in full tale to the king, that he might be the king's son in law.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Praise Jesus! Your wisdom and compassion is evident for all to see, Brother.

I too pray that Jesus decides to bring His full wrath upon the false Christians, idolaters and antichrists, and soon. What a GLORIOUS scene that will be, Brother Worthington. I long for the day when the wicked and foolish are punished, that Jesus may express His infinite love upon the world. GLORY! The flood that God used to wipe the earth clean will look like a tea party in comparison.

According to 2 Thessalonians 1:8-9, He will punish those who do not know God and do not obey the gospel of our Lord Jesus. It sounds like that false Baptist pastor your empty-headed sister-in-law listens to fits that bill nicely. They will be punished with everlasting destruction and shut out from the presence of the Lord and from the majesty of his power. Thank you Jesus!!

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

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Yeah, killing and torturing someone is really compassionate...

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

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Ezekiel,

If you can't wait for Jesus to bring his wrath, why don't you ask to do so? Why don't you ask Him to do something terrible to me tonight? I mean, since you are a high ranking person in the LBC, God's favorite online forum, you can talk to Him, right? Why don't you tell him to make my house spontaneously explode?

So why don't you go ahead and do that and I'll get back to you tomorrow after absoutely nothing happens.

Mr. Washington,

You should probably attend some anger management classes.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Yeah, killing and torturing someone is really compassionate...

So sayeth the Lord.

Sometimes you just need to beat people for their own good.

The blueness of a wound cleanseth away evil: so do stripes the inward parts of the belly. Proverbs 20:30

Some people should be beaten as as a punishment for their crimes.

And it shall be, if the wicked man be worthy to be beaten, that the judge shall cause him to lie down, and to be beaten. Deuteronomy 25:2
It's always a good idea to beat fools. Beat them whenever you find them.

A fool's lips enter into contention, and his mouth calleth for strokes. Proverbs 18:6

Judgments are prepared for scorners, and stripes for the back of fools. Proverbs 19:29

A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

And slaves may be beaten, as long they survive for at least a day or two after the beating.

If a man beats his male or female slave with a rod and the slave dies as a direct result, he must be punished, but he is not to be punished if the slave gets up after a day or two, since the slave is his property. Exodus 21:20-21

Beating your children is a sure sign of parental love.

He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes. Proverbs 13:24

And don't stop just because they cry.

Chasten thy son while there is hope, and let not thy soul spare for his crying. Proverbs 19:18

Beating your children will make them less foolish.

Foolishness is bound in the heart of a child; but the rod of correction shall drive it far from him. Proverbs 22:15

The rod and reproof give wisdom: but a child left to himself bringeth his mother to shame. Proverbs 29:15

So beat them hard and often. Don't worry about hurting them. You may break a few bones and cause some brain damage, but it isn't going to kill them. And even if it does, they'll be better off. They'll thank you in heaven for beating the hell out of them.

Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell. Proverbs 23:13-14

The Bible has many examples of a good and proper use of torture.
For example, David was "a man after God's own heart" (1 Samuel 13:14, Acts 13:22) and "did what was right in the sight of the Lord ... save only in the matter of Uriah the Hittite" (1 Kings 15:5). Since he tortured the inhabitants of several cities, torture (at least in certain situations) must be okay with God.


And he brought forth the people that were therein, and put them under saws, and under harrows of iron, and under axes of iron, and made them pass through the brick-kiln: and thus did he unto all the cities of the children of Ammon. 2 Samuel 12:31

And he brought out the people that were in it, and cut them with saws, and with harrows of iron, and with axes. Even so dealt David with all the cities of the children of Ammon. 1 Chronicles 20:3

Nehemiah, who is considered a good leader in the Bible, beat people and pulled out their hair.

And I contended with them, and cursed them, and smote certain of them, and plucked off their hair, and made them swear by God, saying, Ye shall not give your daughters unto their sons, nor take their daughters unto your sons, or for yourselves. Nehemiah 13:25

In his parables, Jesus often spoke of torturing his enemies.

And his lord was wroth, and delivered him to the tormentors. Matthew 18:34

And he saith unto him, Friend, how camest thou in hither not having a wedding garment? And he was speechless. Then said the king to the servants, Bind him hand and foot, and take him away, and cast him into outer darkness, there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth. Matthew 22:12-13

The lord of that servant shall come in a day when he looketh not for him, and in an hour that he is not aware of, And shall cut him asunder, and appoint him his portion with the hypocrites: there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth. Matthew 24:50-51

The lord of that servant will come in a day when he looketh not for him, and at an hour when he is not aware, and will cut him in sunder, and will appoint him his portion with the unbelievers. And that servant, which knew his lord's will, and prepared not himself, neither did according to his will, shall be beaten with many stripes. Luke 12:46-48

The devils expected Jesus to torture them. (And Jesus didn't deny that he planned to do so.)

And, behold, they cried out, saying, What have we to do with thee, Jesus, thou Son of God? art thou come hither to torment us before the time? Matthew 8:29

Jesus, thou Son of the most high God? I adjure thee by God, that thou torment me not. Mark 5:7

What have I to do with thee, Jesus, thou Son of God most high? I beseech thee, torment me not. Luke 8:28

God uses a rod to beat those who disobey his commandments.

If they break my statutes, and keep not my commandments; Then will I visit their transgression with the rod, and their iniquity with stripes.Psalm 89:31-2

At the end of the world, God will torture people until they want to die. But he will not let them die so that he can continue to torture them.

And to them it was given that they should not kill them, but that they should be tormented five months: and their torment was as the torment of a scorpion, when he striketh a man. And in those days shall men seek death, and shall not find it; and shall desire to die, and death shall flee from them. Revelation 9:5-6

But the ultimate use of torture, a torture a greater than which can not be conceived, is hell.

The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth. Matthew 13:41-42

If thy hand or thy foot offend thee, cut them off, and cast them from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life halt or maimed, rather than having two hands or two feet to be cast into everlasting fire. Matthew 18:8-9

Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels. Matthew 25:41

...hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched. Mark 9:43-48

And it came to pass, that the beggar died, and was carried by the angels into Abraham's bosom: the rich man also died, and was buried; And in hell he lift up his eyes, being in torments, and seeth Abraham afar off, and Lazarus in his bosom. And he cried and said, Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus, that he may dip the tip of his finger in water, and cool my tongue; for I am tormented in this flame. Luke 16:22-24

The same shall drink of the wine of the wrath of God, which is poured out without mixture into the cup of his indignation; and he shall be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels, and in the presence of the Lamb. And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever. Revelation 14:10-11

So sayeth the Lord! GLORY!!!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Ezekiel,

If you can't wait for Jesus to bring his wrath, why don't you ask to do so? Why don't you ask Him to do something terrible to me tonight? I mean, since you are a high ranking person in the LBC, God's favorite online forum, you can talk to Him, right? Why don't you tell him to make my house spontaneously explode?

So why don't you go ahead and do that and I'll get back to you tomorrow after absoutely nothing happens.

Mr. Washington,

You should probably attend some anger management classes.

Do I look like that jewboy magician David copperfield to you? Jesus will kill you when He sees fit. I wouldn't tempt Him if I were you, jennifer. But then thats just me....

And I would say that YOU are the one spewing hate and anger here. We are but humble, loving Christians doing God's work.

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

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Yeah, I didn't read any of that; scripture bores the heck out of me. Sorry for wasting your time. Anyways, what is wrong with preaching peace? Martin Luther King Jr. and Gandhi preached passive, or peaceful, resistance. What's wrong with peace? Oh, that's right, King James' scribes claim God said fighting is better. Yeah, killing thousands of innocent people is a good way to get the world to like you.

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

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Do I look like that jewboy magician David copperfield to you? Jesus will kill you when He sees fit. I wouldn't tempt Him if I were you, jennifer. But then thats just me....

And I would say that YOU are the one spewing hate and anger here. We are but humble, loving Christians doing God's work.

If you have to say that to justify your hate towards "unsaved heathans," than go ahead. I'm not the one calling Jews "hook-nosed" or "joos" or assuming that the stereotypical black person applies to everyone. Honestly, you need to go into the real world someday instead of sitting on the outside and being all high and mighty. If you aren't man enough to go into a city where people actually suffer and fight to survive, I understand. If you are afraid, don't be. You have Jesus on your side, remember? Come on, anyone as devout as you should try to help the people suffering in the streets of cities like Baltimore or Los Angeles.

[SalvationSeeker]

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Yeah, I didn't read any of that; scripture bores the heck out of me. Sorry for wasting your time. Anyways, what is wrong with preaching peace? Martin Luther King Jr. and Gandhi preached passive, or peaceful, resistance. What's wrong with peace? Oh, that's right, King James' scribes claim God said fighting is better. Yeah, killing thousands of innocent people is a good way to get the world to like you.

You don't care what the Word of God says, but you care what they say?
Are you saying some negro and a skinny demon-possessed indian knows better than God?!

What are you, retarded?

[OnYourKnees]

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You don't care what the Word of God says, but you care what they say?
Are you saying some negro and a skinny demon-possessed indian knows better than God?!

What are you, retarded?

Apparently he thinks that the REVEREND Martin Luther King, Jr. was uninterested in what the Bible said?

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

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I never said that. Did Martin Luther King follow the King James Bible? Well, I'm not sure, but he followed a better path than most others when they were trying to get rights. Look at the Industrial Revolution and riots like the Haymarket and Homestead riots. WHITE workers opened fire on policemen in Homestead and threw a bomb into a crowd of guards at Haymarket. Yeah, that did a lot...

[Brother Temperance]

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Yeah, I didn't read any of that; scripture bores the heck out of me. Sorry for wasting your time. Anyways, what is wrong with preaching peace? Martin Luther King Jr. and Gandhi preached passive, or peaceful, resistance.

And look what happened to them.

What's wrong with peace? Oh, that's right, King James' scribes claim God said fighting is better.

God is indeed a God of War. I'd post the scripture, but I know you'd never read it anyway. And besides, we are all in favour of peace. We just recognise that the most effective way to peace is through the global annihilation of the Mudswine hordes. What is so wrong with that?

Yeah, killing thousands of innocent people is a good way to get the world to like you.

James 4:4 Ye adulterers and adulteresses, know ye not that the friendship of the world is enmity with God? whosoever therefore will be a friend of the world is the enemy of God.

Look at the Industrial Revolution and riots like the Haymarket and Homestead riots. WHITE workers opened fire on policemen in Homestead and threw a bomb into a crowd of guards at Haymarket.

#1 Do you even know what the Industrial Revolution was? Do you really?
#2 ITALIAN workers opened fire on policemen and threw bombs. There may also have been a few Krauts involved, there usually are.
#3 The culprits were invariably either Romanist or Athiest. What does that teach you?

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

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Ummmm???? Industrial revolution?

That started quite a while before greedy joos and whops started forming unions to bleed the economy.

I blame the public education system....