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  • #1591
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
    gay porn
    Worse: A gay porn actor gettin' busy with John Travolta, and all of us having to know about it.

    Next: Noticing that the man at the next urinal is John Travolta.
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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    • #1592
      Re: The "make it worse" game

      Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post

      Next: Noticing that the man at the next urinal is John Travolta.
      WORSE: Noticing that the man at the next urinal is Anderson Cooper.



      NEXT: A "gay pride" march being organized in Freehold!
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • #1593
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        WORSE: A "gay pride" march being organized in Freehold on the same day everybody runs out of ammo.

        NEXT: A Negro flash mob.
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        • #1594
          Re: The "make it worse" game

          Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
          NEXT: A Negro flash mob.
          WORSE: A mob of sweaty, naked negroes on a rampage, hunting for white people to sodomize!




          Next: The SECCULAR U.S. Constitution.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #1595
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            WORSE: A mob of sweaty, naked negroes on a rampage, hunting for white people to sodomize!




            Next: The SECCULAR U.S. Constitution.
            Worse: The French Constitution, encrusted with AIDS infested male ejaculate

            Next: Naked lesbians committing unholy abominations, covered in goat blood and chanting in foreignese to displease their Creator.
            The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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            • #1596
              Re: The "make it worse" game

              Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
              Next: Naked lesbians committing unholy abominations, covered in goat blood and chanting in foreignese to displease their Creator.
              Worse: Papists



              NEXT: Mouldy donuts
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • #1597
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Worse: Mouldy doughnuts being served at freehold coffee shops.

                Next: Millions of Irish and Europistanis emmigrating to Godly USA to find 'work'.
                Matthew 10:34
                Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

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                • #1598
                  Re: The "make it worse" game

                  Originally posted by Liam the ex-drunk View Post
                  Worse: Mouldy doughnuts being served at freehold coffee shops.

                  Next: Millions of Irish and Europistanis emmigrating to Godly USA to find 'work'.
                  Worse: Millions of Mexican'ts immigrating to the USA to steal land and create "El Republica del Norte".

                  Next: Muslims taking over Dearborn, Michigan.
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • #1599
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Worse: Sharia law in Dearborn, mandated child marriage and genital mutilation.

                    Next: Nationwide insulin addiction goes up by 150 percent.

                    sigpicCorporal Punishment Advisor, U.S. Department of Family Values
                    Cyber-bullying Instructor, Christian Commission on Human Rights
                    ★ Apple CEO is gay - Important DFV security considerations
                    ★ Higgs field theory disproved - Universe is a cotton field
                    ★ Viagra forces man to have his penis amputated

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                    • #1600
                      Re: The "make it worse" game

                      Originally posted by lukasekman View Post
                      Worse: Sharia law in Dearborn, mandated child marriage and genital mutilation.

                      Next: Nationwide insulin addiction goes up by 150 percent.
                      Worse: Cure for Diabetes that directly flies in the face of the fact that God created Diabetes for a reason.

                      Next: Women's rights.

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                      • #1601
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Originally posted by The Truest Spammer View Post
                        Worse: Cure for Diabetes that directly flies in the face of the fact that God created Diabetes for a reason.

                        Next: Women's rights.
                        Worse: President Hillary Clinton in 2016.

                        Next: The Gay Agenda.
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • #1602
                          Re: The "make it worse" game

                          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                          Next: The Gay Agenda.
                          Worse: The Communist Gay Agenda!



                          Next: The Vatican
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • #1603
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Worse: The Communist Gay Agenda!



                            Next: The Vatican
                            Worse: The Vatican, new home of the UN and member of the Security Council.

                            Next: President Romney chooses Vice-President Moroni.
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                            • #1604
                              Re: The "make it worse" game

                              Worse: Mitt Romney choose Jessica Beagley (the Mormon hot-sauce mom) as VP, who have a hidden feminist agenda.

                              Next: Joseph Fritzl became dictator of Australia.

                              sigpicCorporal Punishment Advisor, U.S. Department of Family Values
                              Cyber-bullying Instructor, Christian Commission on Human Rights
                              ★ Apple CEO is gay - Important DFV security considerations
                              ★ Higgs field theory disproved - Universe is a cotton field
                              ★ Viagra forces man to have his penis amputated

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                              • #1605
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Originally posted by lukasekman View Post
                                Worse: Mitt Romney choose Jessica Beagley (the Mormon hot-sauce mom) as VP, who have a hidden feminist agenda.

                                Next: Joseph Fritzl became dictator of Australia.
                                Worse: Joseph Fritzl becomes head of the Euro Zone's family planning board.

                                Next: Florida cannibal zombie Rudy Eugene turns out to be a Catholic practicing the "Vatican III" style of Eucharist.
                                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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