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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996
    #1591
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
    gay porn
    Worse: A gay porn actor gettin' busy with John Travolta, and all of us having to know about it.

    Next: Noticing that the man at the next urinal is John Travolta.
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78553
        #1592
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post

        Next: Noticing that the man at the next urinal is John Travolta.
        WORSE: Noticing that the man at the next urinal is Anderson Cooper.



        NEXT: A "gay pride" march being organized in Freehold!
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Virginia Day Templeton
            Christ's Battle Axe
             
            • Dec 2006
            • 2827
            #1593
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            WORSE: A "gay pride" march being organized in Freehold on the same day everybody runs out of ammo.

            NEXT: A Negro flash mob.
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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78553
                #1594
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
                NEXT: A Negro flash mob.
                WORSE: A mob of sweaty, naked negroes on a rampage, hunting for white people to sodomize!




                Next: The SECCULAR U.S. Constitution.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Billy Bob Jenkins
                    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                    Hates anal sex. And trees.
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2010
                    • 8337
                    #1595
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    WORSE: A mob of sweaty, naked negroes on a rampage, hunting for white people to sodomize!




                    Next: The SECCULAR U.S. Constitution.
                    Worse: The French Constitution, encrusted with AIDS infested male ejaculate

                    Next: Naked lesbians committing unholy abominations, covered in goat blood and chanting in foreignese to displease their Creator.
                    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78553
                        #1596
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                        Next: Naked lesbians committing unholy abominations, covered in goat blood and chanting in foreignese to displease their Creator.
                        Worse: Papists



                        NEXT: Mouldy donuts
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Liam the ex-drunk
                            Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light©
                            Forum Member
                            • Dec 2010
                            • 403
                            #1597
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Worse: Mouldy doughnuts being served at freehold coffee shops.

                            Next: Millions of Irish and Europistanis emmigrating to Godly USA to find 'work'.
                            Matthew 10:34
                            Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

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                              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                Honorary True Christian™
                                Forum Member
                                • May 2008
                                • 13996
                                #1598
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Originally posted by Liam the ex-drunk View Post
                                Worse: Mouldy doughnuts being served at freehold coffee shops.

                                Next: Millions of Irish and Europistanis emmigrating to Godly USA to find 'work'.
                                Worse: Millions of Mexican'ts immigrating to the USA to steal land and create "El Republica del Norte".

                                Next: Muslims taking over Dearborn, Michigan.
                                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                                  • lukasekman
                                    True Christian™
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Mar 2011
                                    • 614
                                    #1599
                                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                                    Worse: Sharia law in Dearborn, mandated child marriage and genital mutilation.

                                    Next: Nationwide insulin addiction goes up by 150 percent.

                                    sigpicCorporal Punishment Advisor, U.S. Department of Family Values
                                    Cyber-bullying Instructor, Christian Commission on Human Rights
                                    ★ Apple CEO is gay - Important DFV security considerations
                                    ★ Higgs field theory disproved - Universe is a cotton field
                                    ★ Viagra forces man to have his penis amputated

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                                      • The Truest Spammer
                                        Unsaved trash
                                        • Jun 2012
                                        • 3
                                        #1600
                                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                                        Originally posted by lukasekman View Post
                                        Worse: Sharia law in Dearborn, mandated child marriage and genital mutilation.

                                        Next: Nationwide insulin addiction goes up by 150 percent.
                                        Worse: Cure for Diabetes that directly flies in the face of the fact that God created Diabetes for a reason.

                                        Next: Women's rights.

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                                          • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                            Honorary True Christian™
                                            Forum Member
                                            • May 2008
                                            • 13996
                                            #1601
                                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                                            Originally posted by The Truest Spammer View Post
                                            Worse: Cure for Diabetes that directly flies in the face of the fact that God created Diabetes for a reason.

                                            Next: Women's rights.
                                            Worse: President Hillary Clinton in 2016.

                                            Next: The Gay Agenda.
                                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                 
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 78553
                                                #1602
                                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                                                Next: The Gay Agenda.
                                                Worse: The Communist Gay Agenda!



                                                Next: The Vatican
                                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                  • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                                    Honorary True Christian™
                                                    Forum Member
                                                    • May 2008
                                                    • 13996
                                                    #1603
                                                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                    Worse: The Communist Gay Agenda!



                                                    Next: The Vatican
                                                    Worse: The Vatican, new home of the UN and member of the Security Council.

                                                    Next: President Romney chooses Vice-President Moroni.
                                                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                                                      • lukasekman
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Mar 2011
                                                        • 614
                                                        #1604
                                                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                        Worse: Mitt Romney choose Jessica Beagley (the Mormon hot-sauce mom) as VP, who have a hidden feminist agenda.

                                                        Next: Joseph Fritzl became dictator of Australia.

                                                        sigpicCorporal Punishment Advisor, U.S. Department of Family Values
                                                        Cyber-bullying Instructor, Christian Commission on Human Rights
                                                        ★ Apple CEO is gay - Important DFV security considerations
                                                        ★ Higgs field theory disproved - Universe is a cotton field
                                                        ★ Viagra forces man to have his penis amputated

                                                          Comment

                                                          • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                                            Honorary True Christian™
                                                            Forum Member
                                                            • May 2008
                                                            • 13996
                                                            #1605
                                                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                            Originally posted by lukasekman View Post
                                                            Worse: Mitt Romney choose Jessica Beagley (the Mormon hot-sauce mom) as VP, who have a hidden feminist agenda.

                                                            Next: Joseph Fritzl became dictator of Australia.
                                                            Worse: Joseph Fritzl becomes head of the Euro Zone's family planning board.

                                                            Next: Florida cannibal zombie Rudy Eugene turns out to be a Catholic practicing the "Vatican III" style of Eucharist.
                                                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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