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  • Brother Lazarus
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Jul 2008
    • 1062
    #226
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Next: Sister SUV's "dung bread" recipe.
    My dog refusing to eat sister SUV's "ding bread" recipe.

    Next: Fox News
    In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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      • Rachael Van Helsing
        HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
        • Sep 2006
        • 5131
        #227
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        It is impossible to make that worse.
        Too true, and it seems he's taken his mattress and disappeared again...

        Fox News declaring GWB the winner all those years ago.

        Next:
        A weekend with mAnn Coulter
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        Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78552
            #228
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post

            Next:
            A weekend with mAnn Coulter
            That's easy!

            A weekend with VanHellish!

            Any True Christian(tm) man or woman would be honored and privileged to spend a weekend picking Miss Coulter's brain.


            Next: Scientific evidence that Jesus is God's son!
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Meek and Humble
                Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                Biblical Black Belt
                Jr. Pastor
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2008
                • 6197
                #229
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Relying only on the scientific evidence and not having real faith.

                Next: The New International Version

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                  • Rachael Van Helsing
                    HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 5131
                    #230
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    The NIV or any other type of bible being given as a present...ugh.

                    Next: The signs you see by the roads while driving through the bible belt
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                    Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                      • SUV
                        True Christian™ Princess
                        The Driving Force behind RA12
                        Have at it, anytime!
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 11027
                        #231
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                        Next: The signs you see by the roads while driving through the bible belt
                        ....which advertise my good, Home-made, Biblically Correct Dungbread but do not inform the potential Customer of the address at which to purchase it. I didn't get all dressed up for nothing, you know

                        Next: Sister Thumper and Pastor Ezekiel's upcoming Wedding - someday

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                          • Meek and Humble
                            Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                            Biblical Black Belt
                            Jr. Pastor
                            True Christian™
                            • Dec 2008
                            • 6197
                            #232
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            I never got an invitation!

                            Next: being snubbed.

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                              • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                                Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                                One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                                Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                                True Christian™
                                • Dec 2006
                                • 12414
                                #233
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Being snubbed in the Book of Life.

                                Next: France.
                                Posted via Prayer

                                1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                                Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                                Blogging for CHRIST!
                                Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                                All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                                Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                                On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                                My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                                  • Bob4God
                                    Moderator
                                    Arms Dealer for CHRIST
                                    Hands folded for Jesus
                                     
                                    • Apr 2008
                                    • 5274
                                    #234
                                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                                    France invading the United States and forcing us to all wear thongs, drink wine and eat snails!

                                    Next: Men walking around topless at the beach.
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                                    The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good.
                                    - Proverbs 15:3

                                    CHILDREN'S STORY: TIMMY ON TRIAL


                                    CHRISTIAN ADVICE AND MESSAGES OF HOPE! GOD'S GREATEST HITS!


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                                      • Meek and Humble
                                        Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                        Biblical Black Belt
                                        Jr. Pastor
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Dec 2008
                                        • 6197
                                        #235
                                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                                        Men walking around BOTTOMLESS at the beach!

                                        Next: The Spice Girls

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                                          • Rachael Van Helsing
                                            HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 5131
                                            #236
                                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                                            Having to listen to the spice girls.

                                            Next: Reality TV.
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                                            Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                                              • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                                                Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                                                One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                                                Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Dec 2006
                                                • 12414
                                                #237
                                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                The Demoncrats try to shut down TBN.

                                                I love reality television. The 700 Club, for example, is a fantastic show!

                                                Next: Witchcraft.
                                                Posted via Prayer

                                                1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                                                Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                                                Blogging for CHRIST!
                                                Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                                                All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                                                Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                                                On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                                                My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                                                  • Nobar King
                                                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                                    Christ's Guardian
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Sep 2007
                                                    • 23748
                                                    #238
                                                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                    People who think that they are witches. Especially men.

                                                    What's worse than Halloween?
                                                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                                                      • Nurse Clampett
                                                        Jesus's Favorite Nurse
                                                        Forum Member
                                                        • Jan 2009
                                                        • 974
                                                        #239
                                                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                                                        People who think that they are witches. Especially men.

                                                        What's worse than Halloween?
                                                        Having your trees dressed in toilet paper on Halloween night because you passed out Chick tracts instead of candy.

                                                        Next: Juggalos
                                                        Luke 5:31
                                                        And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                                                          • Meek and Humble
                                                            Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                                            Biblical Black Belt
                                                            Jr. Pastor
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Dec 2008
                                                            • 6197
                                                            #240
                                                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                            Juggalo-emo-goth hybrids

                                                            Next: Popular Music

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