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  • SUV
    True Christian™ Princess
    The Driving Force behind RA12
    Have at it, anytime!
    • Sep 2006
    • 11027

    #196
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
    Dirty Messicans and their 10 filthy kids in Walmart.
    ....eat up all the Food Samples those nice Ladies give out

    NEXT: Capri pants

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    • Daisy Mae Johnson
      The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
      Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
      aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15708

      #197
      Re: The "make it worse" game

      Originally posted by SUV View Post
      ....eat up all the Food Samples those nice Ladies give out

      NEXT: Capri pants
      Rosie O'Donnell in a pair of Capri pants

      NEXT: Patrick Swayze (why is he still alive?)
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      • Brother Lazarus
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Jul 2008
        • 1062

        #198
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post

        NEXT: Patrick Swayze (why is he still alive?)
        He's waiting for Farah Fawcett to die. Ladies first!

        Next: Was Ronald Reagan EVER alive?
        In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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        • Rev. M. Rodimer
          Honorary True Christian™
          Forum Member
          • May 2008
          • 13996

          #199
          Re: The "make it worse" game

          Originally posted by Brother Lazarus View Post
          Next: Was Ronald Reagan EVER alive?
          Zombie Reagan eating your brain.

          What's worse than that?
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • CrazyforChrist
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • May 2009
            • 7

            #200
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
            Zombie Reagan eating your brain.

            What's worse than that?
            Regular Reagan eating your brain.

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            • Larry Lee
              Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
              True Christian™ Theologian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 4464

              #201
              Re: The "make it worse" game

              Originally posted by CrazyforChrist View Post
              Regular Reagan eating your brain.
              EWWWWWWWW! How could you say such a thing about our saintly patron saint of brain-free governance?!

              NEXT: Jesus without His cross
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              I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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              • JennyD
                Honorary True Christian™
                Sweet Placid Sister
                Forum Member
                • Dec 2007
                • 9567

                #202
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
                NEXT: Jesus without His cross
                Jesus nailing YOU to His cross!

                Next: Make THAT worse
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                • Meek and Humble
                  Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                  Biblical Black Belt
                  Jr. Pastor
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2008
                  • 6197

                  #203
                  Re: The "make it worse" game

                  Satan nailing you to the cross, if you know what I mean...

                  Broadway musicals

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                  • Rachael Van Helsing
                    HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 5131

                    #204
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Broadway musicals starring Fran Drescher in the lead singing role

                    Next:
                    Narrowpathy's mattress
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                    Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78552

                      #205
                      Re: The "make it worse" game

                      Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                      Next:
                      Narrowpathy's mattress
                      It is impossible to make that worse.


                      Next: Trapped in a cage with a bear.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Bryan Tamariki
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Aug 2007
                        • 285

                        #206
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        You find out that the bear is an ex-member of the Village People!


                        Next: Snoop Dogg.
                        Joshua 24:15
                        And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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                        • SUV
                          True Christian™ Princess
                          The Driving Force behind RA12
                          Have at it, anytime!
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 11027

                          #207
                          Re: The "make it worse" game

                          Originally posted by Bryan Tamariki View Post
                          Next: Snoop Dogg.
                          Snoopy Dogg snooping in places on you that where he isn't supposed to

                          Next: Small cars ("spoilers" on the back optional)

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                          • Nurse Clampett
                            Jesus's Favorite Nurse
                            Forum Member
                            • Jan 2009
                            • 974

                            #208
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by SUV View Post
                            Snoopy Dogg snooping in places on you that where he isn't supposed to

                            Next: Small cars ("spoilers" on the back optional)
                            Small hybrid cars in liberal towns.
                            Next: Black history month.
                            Luke 5:31
                            And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                            • Larry Lee
                              Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                              True Christian™ Theologian
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 4464

                              #209
                              Re: The "make it worse" game

                              Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
                              Small hybrid cars in liberal towns.
                              Next: Black history month.
                              Bi-racial history month

                              Next: Humidity
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                              • Meek and Humble
                                Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                Biblical Black Belt
                                Jr. Pastor
                                True Christian™
                                • Dec 2008
                                • 6197

                                #210
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Heat.

                                Next: Nephilim

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