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  • Brother Lazarus
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Jul 2008
    • 1062

    #211
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post

    Next: Nephilim
    The only things worse than Nephilim are fallen angels that mate with human women.

    Next: "Science" Fiction
    In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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    • Meek and Humble
      Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
      Biblical Black Belt
      Jr. Pastor
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2008
      • 6197

      #212
      Re: The "make it worse" game

      Claiming that science is anything more than fiction.

      Next: The Lord of the Rings

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      • Brother Lazarus
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Jul 2008
        • 1062

        #213
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post

        Next: The Lord of the Rings
        The Lord of the Rings is Satanic Midget porn.

        Next: Presbyterians
        In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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        • Meek and Humble
          Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
          Biblical Black Belt
          Jr. Pastor
          True Christian™
          • Dec 2008
          • 6197

          #214
          Re: The "make it worse" game

          Presbyterians calling themselves Christians

          Trees

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          • Brother Lazarus
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Jul 2008
            • 1062

            #215
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post

            Trees
            Darwinists that say our ancestors used to swing from trees.

            Next: Sushi
            In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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            • Nurse Clampett
              Jesus's Favorite Nurse
              Forum Member
              • Jan 2009
              • 974

              #216
              Re: The "make it worse" game

              Originally posted by Brother Lazarus View Post
              The only things worse than Nephilim are fallen angels that mate with human women.

              Next: "Science" Fiction
              Science Truth; which would be the greatest fiction anyway.
              Next: Africa
              Luke 5:31
              And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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              • Meek and Humble
                Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                Biblical Black Belt
                Jr. Pastor
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2008
                • 6197

                #217
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                An African becoming President of the United States. Oh, wait...

                Next: replying to posts waaay too late.

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                • Nurse Clampett
                  Jesus's Favorite Nurse
                  Forum Member
                  • Jan 2009
                  • 974

                  #218
                  Re: The "make it worse" game

                  Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                  An African becoming President of the United States. Oh, wait...

                  Next: replying to posts waaay too late.
                  A sweet lady posting waaay too late and a man ungentlemanly pointing it out.
                  Next: an albino negro
                  Luke 5:31
                  And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78552

                    #219
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
                    Next: an albino negro
                    A witch.

                    Next: A drunken negro.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Nurse Clampett
                      Jesus's Favorite Nurse
                      Forum Member
                      • Jan 2009
                      • 974

                      #220
                      Re: The "make it worse" game

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      A witch.

                      Next: A drunken negro.
                      A drunken negro in a white neighborhood.
                      Next: Britney Spears
                      Luke 5:31
                      And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                      • Bogdana Alkeav
                        Unsaved trash, vodka-guzzling commie harlot
                        • Mar 2009
                        • 241

                        #221
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        I do not know who this Britney Spears man is. I have never heard of him here in Russia.

                        Next: Russia.

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                        • Larry Lee
                          Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                          True Christian™ Theologian
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 4464

                          #222
                          Re: The "make it worse" game

                          Originally posted by Bogdana Alkeav View Post
                          I do not know who this Britney Spears man is. I have never heard of him here in Russia.

                          Next: Russia.
                          Having to live there.

                          Next: Puppetry
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                          I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78552

                            #223
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post

                            Next: Puppetry
                            Being satan's meat puppet (VanHellSkank, I'm looking at you! )


                            Next: Filthy stinking gypsies.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Meek and Humble
                              Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                              Biblical Black Belt
                              Jr. Pastor
                              True Christian™
                              • Dec 2008
                              • 6197

                              #224
                              Re: The "make it worse" game

                              Filthy stinking gypsies stealing our children!

                              Next: Medical science

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78552

                                #225
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post

                                Next: Medical science
                                Medical science preventing sodomites who have been given the AIDS by Jesus from dying an immediate death!


                                Next: Sister SUV's "dung bread" recipe.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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