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  • #226
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Next: Sister SUV's "dung bread" recipe.
    My dog refusing to eat sister SUV's "ding bread" recipe.

    Next: Fox News
    In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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    • #227
      Re: The "make it worse" game

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      It is impossible to make that worse.
      Too true, and it seems he's taken his mattress and disappeared again...

      Fox News declaring GWB the winner all those years ago.

      Next:
      A weekend with mAnn Coulter
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      Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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      • #228
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post

        Next:
        A weekend with mAnn Coulter
        That's easy!

        A weekend with VanHellish!

        Any True Christian(tm) man or woman would be honored and privileged to spend a weekend picking Miss Coulter's brain.


        Next: Scientific evidence that Jesus is God's son!
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #229
          Re: The "make it worse" game

          Relying only on the scientific evidence and not having real faith.

          Next: The New International Version

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          • #230
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            The NIV or any other type of bible being given as a present...ugh.

            Next: The signs you see by the roads while driving through the bible belt
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            Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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            • #231
              Re: The "make it worse" game

              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
              Next: The signs you see by the roads while driving through the bible belt
              ....which advertise my good, Home-made, Biblically Correct Dungbread but do not inform the potential Customer of the address at which to purchase it. I didn't get all dressed up for nothing, you know

              Next: Sister Thumper and Pastor Ezekiel's upcoming Wedding - someday

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              • #232
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                I never got an invitation!

                Next: being snubbed.

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                • #233
                  Re: The "make it worse" game

                  Being snubbed in the Book of Life.

                  Next: France.
                  Posted via Prayer

                  1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                  Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                  Blogging for CHRIST!
                  Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                  All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                  Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                  On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                  My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                  • #234
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    France invading the United States and forcing us to all wear thongs, drink wine and eat snails!

                    Next: Men walking around topless at the beach.
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                    The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good.
                    - Proverbs 15:3

                    CHILDREN'S STORY: TIMMY ON TRIAL


                    CHRISTIAN ADVICE AND MESSAGES OF HOPE! GOD'S GREATEST HITS!


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                    • #235
                      Re: The "make it worse" game

                      Men walking around BOTTOMLESS at the beach!

                      Next: The Spice Girls

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                      • #236
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Having to listen to the spice girls.

                        Next: Reality TV.
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                        Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                        • #237
                          Re: The "make it worse" game

                          The Demoncrats try to shut down TBN.

                          I love reality television. The 700 Club, for example, is a fantastic show!

                          Next: Witchcraft.
                          Posted via Prayer

                          1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                          Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                          Blogging for CHRIST!
                          Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                          All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                          Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                          On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                          My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                          • #238
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            People who think that they are witches. Especially men.

                            What's worse than Halloween?
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • #239
                              Re: The "make it worse" game

                              Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                              People who think that they are witches. Especially men.

                              What's worse than Halloween?
                              Having your trees dressed in toilet paper on Halloween night because you passed out Chick tracts instead of candy.

                              Next: Juggalos
                              Luke 5:31
                              And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                              • #240
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Juggalo-emo-goth hybrids

                                Next: Popular Music

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