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  • #271
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Abraham View Post
    Next: Lunch with Christopher Hitchens
    Naked Lunch with Christopher Hitchens.

    Next: Mel Gibson

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    • #272
      Re: The "make it worse" game

      Drunk Mel Gibson

      Next: The Oprah Winfrey Show

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      • #273
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
        Next: The Oprah Winfrey Show
        The Oprah featuring The Obama

        Next: Jehovah's Witnesses
        In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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        • #274
          Re: The "make it worse" game

          Jehovah's Witnesses littering the ground with their evil "Watchtower" pamphlets.

          Next: minority rights

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          • #275
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
            Jehovah's Witnesses littering the ground with their evil "Watchtower" pamphlets.

            Next: minority rights
            Beaners in a position of power.

            NEXT: Tom Cruise
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            • #276
              Re: The "make it worse" game

              Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
              Beaners in a position of power.

              NEXT: Tom Cruise
              Tom Cruise in a movie.

              Next: Drugs

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              • #277
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Originally posted by Brother Truth View Post
                Tom Cruise in a movie.

                Next: Drugs
                The continual ban of drugs that have been in civilized societies for centuries before racist humans, fearing the immigrated Mexicans, banned it!

                Next: Toilet Paper.
                I am Natashia, a pretty little princess and God-mocker.

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                • #278
                  Re: The "make it worse" game

                  Originally posted by Brother Truth View Post
                  Tom Cruise in a movie.

                  Next: Drugs
                  Druggies like Nasty.

                  Oops. Toilet paper . . .

                  Running out of toilet paper and having to use sandpaper.

                  Next: Santa Claus

                  (an imaginary supernatural creature who -- get this ridiculousness -- simultaneously watches all the world's children all the time, so he can reward all their good deeds or punish the bad deeds on one night of the year)

                  being taught to children and turning their attentions from the Lord

                  (who watches over all the world's people to see if they have accepted Jesus or not and repented from breaking any one of His Laws, and will burn them in Hell forever if they do not)

                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • #279
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                    Next: Santa Claus
                    Blackie Claus

                    Next: Class action lawsuits
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                    • #280
                      Re: The "make it worse" game

                      Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
                      Blackie Claus

                      Next: Class action lawsuits
                      Lower-class action lawsuits.

                      Next: President Obama gets assassinated, leading to riots and widespread looting throughout Detroit and South Central LA.
                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • #281
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post

                        Next: President Obama gets assassinated, leading to riots and widespread looting throughout Detroit and South Central LA.
                        Two words: President Biden.


                        Next: GM stops making Cadillac Escalades and Hummers!
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                        • #282
                          Re: The "make it worse" game

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          Next: GM stops making Cadillac Escalades and Hummers!
                          GM starts making hybrids! (The hybridization being the combination of car and socialistic SIN!)

                          Next: "Dancing" with the "stars"
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                          • #283
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                            GM starts making hybrids! (The hybridization being the combination of car and socialistic SIN!)

                            Next: "Dancing" with the "stars"
                            Fornicating with the stars of Grumpy Old Men!

                            Next: Jim Carrey wearing a What Would Jesus Do thong.
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                            • #284
                              Re: The "make it worse" game

                              Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                              Fornicating with the stars of Grumpy Old Men!

                              Next: Jim Carrey wearing a What Would Jesus Do thong.
                              With a skid mark.

                              NEXT: Jane Fonda
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                              • #285
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                                Next: Jim Carrey wearing a What Would Jesus Do thong.
                                Jim Carrey wearing a "What Would Jimmy Buffet Do?" thong.

                                Next: Sister Jenny in a thong
                                In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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