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  • FoundGirlJNB
    Found Sheep
    Forum Member
    • Sep 2009
    • 351
    #1021
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
    Smelly foreigners who don't believe in using soap, deodorant, toothpaste, aftershave, foot powder or mouthwash.
    They do believe in pomade. Lot's and lot's of pomade.

    The upcoming remake of Red Dawn.
    The upcoming remake of Red Dawn, starring Tom Cruise and John Trevolta!

    Next : Incorrect usage of emotives...
    Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748
        #1022
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by LostGirlNY View Post
        Next : Incorrect usage of emotives...
        Improper use of standard punctuation.
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • FoundGirlJNB
            Found Sheep
            Forum Member
            • Sep 2009
            • 351
            #1023
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
            Improper use of standard punctuation.
            Correct use of punctuation challenged by the self-proclaimed English professor!!

            Next : Know-it-alls... (...meaning the allowance for someone to elaborate on my statement!)
            Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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              • Bryan Tamariki
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Aug 2007
                • 285
                #1024
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Know-nothings who think that they are Know-it-alls and then reveal their ignorance in the comments that they make.

                Next: South Africans
                Joshua 24:15
                And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78552
                    #1025
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Originally posted by Bryan Tamariki View Post

                    Next: South Africans
                    South African queers who make pacts with satan to win foot races.


                    Next: North Koreans marrying South Africans.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • FoundGirlJNB
                        Found Sheep
                        Forum Member
                        • Sep 2009
                        • 351
                        #1026
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post


                        Next: North Koreans marrying South Africans.
                        North Koreans marrying South Koreans.

                        Next : Wales
                        Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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                          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                            Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                            One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                            Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                            True Christian™
                            • Dec 2006
                            • 12414
                            #1027
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by LostGirlNY View Post
                            Next : Wales
                            Filthy liberal hippies killing the whaling industry. (By the way, you missed the H in "Whales".)

                            Next: People who insist - despite the proof right in front of their faces - that whales aren't fish.
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                            1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                            Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

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                              • FoundGirlJNB
                                Found Sheep
                                Forum Member
                                • Sep 2009
                                • 351
                                #1028
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                                Filthy liberal hippies killing the whaling industry. (By the way, you missed the H in "Whales".)

                                Next: People who insist - despite the proof right in front of their faces - that whales aren't fish.
                                Am I the only American that knows that Wales is a country in the UK? OK, can't say I blame anyone for that... It is a bit of a wacky place...

                                Back to the game...
                                People who insist - despite the proof right in front of their faces - that whales aren't fish, and Welsh aren't human (that's what they call the inhabitants in Wales, the country btw).

                                Next : Shark Cage Diving
                                Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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                                  • Bryan Tamariki
                                    Forum Member
                                    Forum Member
                                    • Aug 2007
                                    • 285
                                    #1029
                                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                                    Shark fishing using South African queers as live bait .

                                    Next: Provocation as a defence for murder.
                                    Joshua 24:15
                                    And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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                                      • Bobby-Joe
                                        Landover Security Superviser
                                        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 18405
                                        #1030
                                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                                        Originally posted by Bryan Tamariki View Post
                                        Shark fishing using South African queers as live bait .

                                        Next: Provocation as a defence for murder.
                                        (Provocation, isn't that a lunch meat? That makes no sense )

                                        Defending yourself from a murder with a sandwich.

                                        Chines dinosaur fossil factory.

                                        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                                        Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                             
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 78552
                                            #1031
                                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                                            Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post

                                            Chines dinosaur fossil factory.
                                            Chinee dinosaur sushi restaurant franchise coming to a shopping mall near you!


                                            Next: Unionized sweatshops.
                                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                              • HelpMePrayBetter
                                                Forum Member
                                                Forum Member
                                                • Sep 2009
                                                • 27
                                                #1032
                                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                Chinee dinosaur sushi restaurant franchise coming to a shopping mall near you!


                                                Next: Unionized sweatshops.
                                                Not getting to purchase and use the products from said unionized sweatshops.

                                                Next: Handmade blue jeans.
                                                This is how hard this is.
                                                We are right. They are wrong.
                                                If wasn't enough to teach them, and ain't managed to get it through their heads yet, then I can't see that they have no other choices but ...
                                                AND THAT'S MORE THAN THEY DESERVE!!!

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                                                  • Brother Temperance
                                                    Senior Usher
                                                    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                                    A very nice young man
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 15621
                                                    #1033
                                                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                    Originally posted by HelpMePrayBetter View Post
                                                    Next: Handmade blue jeans.
                                                    Blue jeans with blasphemous patches for unlistenable Satanic anarcho-punk bands sewn on, of course!

                                                    Next: Queer maths teachers with perverted mustaches.
                                                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                                                      • Rev. Jim Osborne
                                                        True Christian™ Televangelist
                                                        Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                                                        On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Jun 2009
                                                        • 8622
                                                        #1034
                                                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                        Those same teachers giving you an indepth understanding of the latus rectum.

                                                        Next: Moammar Gaddhafi's hairstyle.

                                                        Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                                                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                             
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 78552
                                                            #1035
                                                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                            Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post

                                                            Next: Moammar Gaddhafi's hairstyle.
                                                            Mallomar Khaddafi's hairstylist setting up a barbershop in Freehold!


                                                            Next: Turtle soup for lunch in Godless Japan.
                                                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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